Ask a Leaf!

[goddess_nemesis]

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What were you doing the last time you really had a good laugh?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What was your favorite sitcom growing up?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How do you like your steak?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What foods do you dislike?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Do you always wear your seat belt?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Have you ever been in a car accident?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Do you like to drive fast?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Have you ever been stopped by a cop?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How many times did you fail your driver’s test?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Do you have any tattoos? If so, what are they of?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Have you ever been in a fight?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Have you ever been beaten up?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Isn't a "free gift" redundant?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Do caskets come with a lifetime warranty?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why are they called marbles if they are made from glass?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why aren't moustaches called "mouthbrows"?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What's the strangest thing you've swallowed?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Do you own a gun?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Have you ever gone hunting?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Would you ever go skydiving?