Ask a Leaf!

[goddess_nemesis]

What’s your favorite cereal?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What’s you favorite restaurant?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What’s your favorite part of the day?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Can animals commit suicide?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why do people say "beans, beans the magical fruit" when beans are vegetables?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack, should they save him?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If parents say "Never take candy from strangers", then why do we celebrate Halloween?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

 

[vladtickleman22]

20 minutes till the puck drops. ARE YOU READY????

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie, do they still show it?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you undergo chemotherapy, do you lose your pubic hairs?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?