Ask a Leaf!

[goddess_nemesis]

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What happens if someone loses a lost and found box?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why do we leave expenseive cars in the driveway, when we keep worthless junk in the garage?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they "having a person"?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Can blind people see their dreams?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop", why do they come with a resealable lid?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What song always makes you happy when you hear it?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What's the first thing you thought about this morning?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What's the last thing you thought about before you went to sleep last night?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What are the things you always take with you?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Do you like your handwriting?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Sooner or later, doesn’t everyone stop smoking?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How can the weather be “hot as hell” one day and “cold as hell” another?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbit’s foot?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Are you usually late, early or right on time?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What do you think is the single best decision you've made in your life so far?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What is your motto in life?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What do you think is the single best decision you've made in your life so far?