Ask Blues something...

[Rorschach Blues]

Bluesy, I'm very sick today 🙁 Would you come take care of me?

Well, I live in a different country... have a dancing monster instead

 

[K-Skate417]

When will you supply me with photos of these "flying dragons" in your area? 😀

 

[Rorschach Blues]

When will you supply me with photos of these "flying dragons" in your area? 😀

When I manage to take a photo of them... it's very difficult. You see, flashes provoke them, and when they see cameras, they swoop down and try and destroy them... I've lost hundreds of cameras

 

[K-Skate417]

When I manage to take a photo of them... it's very difficult. You see, flashes provoke them, and when they see cameras, they swoop down and try and destroy them... I've lost hundreds of cameras

If only I could see this hapen

When will you be returning my 1,000 gold pieces you stole?

 

[Rorschach Blues]

When will you be returning my 1,000 gold pieces you stole?

AH-HA! It was 1,001! Oh... hang on... shit... now you know... alright, I'll send it over too you. I've attatched the bag to two swallows, they leave now. Let me know when you get them.

 

[K-Skate417]

AH-HA! It was 1,001! Oh... hang on... shit... now you know... alright, I'll send it over too you. I've attatched the bag to two swallows, they leave now. Let me know when you get them.

Why are you using swallows instead of pigeons or mail?

 

[Rorschach Blues]

Why are you using swallows instead of pigeons or mail?

Monty Python did it, so I can do it too!

 

[K-Skate417]

What is the highest elevation you have climbed to?

 

[BlackestLily]

Why are you living in a different country!? Utter nonsense!

 

[Rorschach Blues]

Why are you living in a different country!? Utter nonsense!

Am I? Perhaps it is you who is living in a different country! Or maybe it's because I was born here...

 

[BlackestLily]

Did you move there? Or did you say it wasn't your country of origin? Or perhaps you are from space?

Do you like mashed potatoes?

Do you like playing nintendo?

Have you ever owned a cat named Walter?

How DO they get those ships into bottles?

Do you read comics? You should.

When is the last time you had good tasting salt and vinegar chips?

 

[Rorschach Blues]

Did you move there? Or did you say it wasn't your country of origin? Or perhaps you are from space?

Do you like mashed potatoes?

Do you like playing nintendo?

Have you ever owned a cat named Walter?

How DO they get those ships into bottles?

Do you read comics? You should.

When is the last time you had good tasting salt and vinegar chips?

Now, that's the spirit!

1) Did you move there? Or did you say it wasn't your country of origin? Or perhaps you are from space?
A) Yes

2) Do you like mashed potatoes?
A) Love 'em!

3) Do you like playing nintendo?
A) Mario Cart is the greatest game ever.

4) Have you ever owned a cat named Walter?
A) No, no I have not.

5) How DO they get those ships into bottles?
A) It takes a few hours, but they build them in the bottle, bit by bit. It's fun.

6) Do you read comics? You should.
A) I do. It's my ambition to write for Hellblazer.

7) When is the last time you had good tasting salt and vinegar chips?
A) Chips as in 'fries' or crisps?

Either way:

Fries - Three days ago.
Crisps - This afternoon

 

[BlackestLily]

Why aren't you married?

How long is a fortnight?

What color is your hair? Why?

Who says?

Why is it called a crisp if they aren't burnt to something resembling a burnt crisp?

Do you like blackjack? Why?

When did you get your license?

Was it hard? (That's what she said)

 

[Rorschach Blues]

Why aren't you married?

How long is a fortnight?

What color is your hair? Why?

Who says?

Why is it called a crisp if they aren't burnt to something resembling a burnt crisp?

Do you like blackjack? Why?

When did you get your license?

Was it hard? (That's what she said)

1) Why aren't you married?
A) Are you propositioning me? I'm 20, I'm not ready, I haven't met the right girl.

2) How long is a fortnight?
A) 14 Days

3) What color is your hair? Why?
A) Back. Natural. I'm boring that way.

4) Who says?
A) I say.

5) Why is it called a crisp if they aren't burnt to something resembling a burnt crisp?
A) I think it's because they are 'crispy'

6) Do you like blackjack? Why?
A) Yeah it's pretty fun. It's a good way to pass time. I never bet too high though.

7) When did you get your license?
A) I don't have one (driving)
B) When I was 16 (ECDL)
C) When I was 17 (Amateur Judo)

8) Was it hard? (That's what she said)
A) I've never found myself to be limp (giggidy)
B) I don't have it (driving)
C) Not really (ECDL)
D) No, it just took ages (Judo)

 

[BlackestLily]

Do you like cats?

Would you ever be one for a day?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Ever felt up a mannequin?

Have you ever helped deliver puppies?

Have you ever gotten into a fist fight? Did you win? Was it because you did a Hadouken like Ryu?

Have you ever studied under Ryu?

Whynot?

Where is Jimmy Hoffa's body?

Why is Prince so incredibly androgynous?

Can you fix my car? (You should.)

How many gatherings have you attended?

Have you slept outside under the stars?

If Orion wasn't wearing his belt, would you give him a wedge?

 

[Rorschach Blues]

Do you like cats?

Would you ever be one for a day?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Ever felt up a mannequin?

Have you ever helped deliver puppies?

Have you ever gotten into a fist fight? Did you win? Was it because you did a Hadouken like Ryu?

Have you ever studied under Ryu?

Whynot?

Where is Jimmy Hoffa's body?

Why is Prince so incredibly androgynous?

Can you fix my car? (You should.)

How many gatherings have you attended?

Have you slept outside under the stars?

If Orion wasn't wearing his belt, would you give him a wedge?

1) Do you like cats?
A) They're OK.

2) Would you ever be one for a day?
A) Sure, I'll try most things once

3) Do you believe in ghosts?
A) I do, but not in the traditional sense.

4) Ever felt up a mannequin?
A) No... they're creepy and.. stuff.

5) Have you ever helped deliver puppies?
A) Yep, years ago.

6)Have you ever gotten into a fist fight? Did you win? Was it because you did a Hadouken like Ryu?
A) Many a time. Yeah, I consider it a win. No... alas, I do not have mastery over my Ki.

7) Have you ever studied under Ryu?
A) No...

8) Whynot?
A) I couldn't find him. I found Ken Masters once... he's good people.

9) Where is Jimmy Hoffa's body?
A) The Moon

10) Why is Prince so incredibly androgynous?
A) I'd assume that's just how he rolls.

11) Can you fix my car? (You should.)
A) I probably could. What's wrong with it?

12) How many gatherings have you attended?
A) None, and it sucks... I can't wait to finally go to one.

13) Have you slept outside under the stars?
A) Yep, it's great, if a little cold.

14) If Orion wasn't wearing his belt, would you give him a wedge?
A) Orion was the greatest hunter in all of the ancient world... he'd come after me, so no. I'm big and strong, but not THAT big and strong.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Why did you leave the chatroom the second I came in?

 

[Rorschach Blues]

Why did you leave the chatroom the second I came in?

Sorry! I didn't see you come in. Nothing was going on, so I left.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Are you coming baaaaaaaaaack? *flirty eyes*

 

[Rorschach Blues]

Are you coming baaaaaaaaaack? *flirty eyes*

Alas, not tonight, it's late and I'm winding down.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Alas, not tonight, it's late and I'm winding down.

k 🙂

What did you do today?

 

[Rorschach Blues]

What did you do today?

Took it pretty handy. Hung out with my mates, ate some food. A nice relaxing day.

 

[BlackestLily]

Did you know that only bums wind down?

What's that thing on your arm?

Why do you sleep?

What's in this for the rest of us?

Why the heck did you do that thing that you did?

Would you want to be one of the Beatles for a day?

Are you ever going to compete for money with your martial arts knowledge?

What type of shampoo do you use?

Who DOES that?

Does your mother know you kiss her with that mouth?

Why is grape taffy so good?

 

[Rorschach Blues]

Did you know that only bums wind down?

What's that thing on your arm?

Why do you sleep?

What's in this for the rest of us?

Why the heck did you do that thing that you did?

Would you want to be one of the Beatles for a day?

Are you ever going to compete for money with your martial arts knowledge?

What type of shampoo do you use?

Who DOES that?

Does your mother know you kiss her with that mouth?

Why is grape taffy so good?

1) Not yours; mine!
A) I did not, thanks for telling me!

2) What's that thing on your arm?
A) Then brun mark or the scar?

3) Why do you sleep?
A) I love to sleep. It's one of the best things to do.

4) What's in this for the rest of us?
A) You get to know me a little better, and I'm great. If that's not enough, well then, I'm open to suggestions.

5) Why the heck did you do that thing that you did?
A) Hold on, which thing? Was it the thing I did when I was drunk? Or the dare?

6) Would you want to be one of the Beatles for a day?
A) I've love to. I'd be Ringo, just so I could fix that and make sure everyone called me Richard Starkey

7) Are you ever going to compete for money with your martial arts knowledge?
A) Probably, I've been asked to once already, but I don't cage fight.

8) What type of shampoo do you use?
A) Head n' Shoulders

9) Who DOES that?
A) A lot of people

10) Does your mother know you kiss her with that mouth?
A) Probably, my life is an open book.

11) Why is grape taffy so good?
A) I'd say it's because it's sweet and juicy.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Have you thought about how much fun it's going to be being my slave? 😀