Which Greek goddess would you choose to marry if you were forced to?
Was Jason really a hero or a jock?
What's the appeal of golden fleece?
If you had your own golden fleece, where would you hang it?
Iliad or Odyssey...PICK!
Aphrodite...goddess...? OR SEX WORKER?
Why did you think I meant sport for squash instead of vegetable? Do you even care? Should you?
Are you allergic to dairy?
When is the last time you had a good, satisfying hangout with friends?
Play pool often?
How many colors are in the rainbow? What is the ugliest?
Have you seen a turtle turned on it's back get back upright? If so, was it cute?
Do you buy magazine porn?
How many pairs of pants do you own?
If it suddenly came to you that you were, no question, going to die tomorrow and you were completely convinced of this...what exactly would you do...?
1) Which Greek goddess would you choose to marry if you were forced to?
A) Athena
2) Was Jason really a hero or a jock?
A) Neither. Jason is a fraudulent git who ruined the lives of everyone around him
3) What's the appeal of golden fleece?
A) Jason needed the Golden Fleece to prove his claim to the throne of Thessaly.
4) If you had your own golden fleece, where would you hang it?
A) I’d use it as throw for my chair.
5) Iliad or Odyssey...PICK!
A) Odyssey
6) Aphrodite...goddess...? OR SEX WORKER?
A) Nymphomaniac Goddess.
7) Why did you think I meant sport for squash instead of vegetable? Do you even care? Should you?
A) Because you said ‘squash’ not ‘a squash’ or ‘squashes’/
8) Are you allergic to dairy?
A) Nope
9) When is the last time you had a good, satisfying hangout with friends?
A) Yesterday.
10) Play pool often?
A) Yep.
11) How many colors are in the rainbow? What is the ugliest?
A) One, white. However the white spectrum includes Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet. So the argument can be made that there are seven.
12) Have you seen a turtle turned on it's back get back upright? If so, was it cute?
A) I have not.
13) Do you buy magazine porn?
A) Nope.
14) How many pairs of pants do you own?
A) About 20.
15) If it suddenly came to you that you were, no question, going to die tomorrow and you were completely convinced of this...what exactly would you do...?
A) I would get all my friends together and have a huge party.