Ask bugman a question

[Bugman]

Why has Topshop stopped selling Wonderwoman panties? WHY?

We know not what Topshop might be.We can only offer our condolences.

Is it ALWAYS a bad idea to shag a colleague?

We suspect it might lead to problems.

Has Topshop stopped selling wonderwoman panties....or just stopped selling them to NaughtyLucy?

We find your sordid intrest in the young ladies ungarments more then a bit disturbing.

 

[Bugman]

Why is Helena always trying to look through the window when I am taking a shower?

Is it possible that Kered has something to do with my mysteriously vanishing supply of cartoon superhero themed knickers?

Why is NaughtyLucy wondering about my supply of cartoon superhero themed knickers?

Why won't kered and Helena just move in together already and have Lucy be their nanny?

We have no intrest in becoming entangled in these tawdry affairs,and have no comment on this seeming undergarment fetish.

 

[kered]

Would it please NaughtyLucy if I sent her some Roy Rogers boxer shorts?

 

[slacker2114]

Do you find it odd that Kered has Roy Rogers boxer shorts to spare?

 

[Bugman]

Would it please NaughtyLucy if I sent her some Roy Rogers boxer shorts?

We suspect it would please Lucy if you would remove yourself to a yurt in Mongolia.Such a move would also be looked upon with favor by us.

Do you find it odd that Kered has Roy Rogers boxer shorts to spare?

It is our understanding that Kered will have ample room for guests in his new abode,and urge you to join him in all haste.

 

[slacker2114]

Would we have to share Lucy and Helena? And will THEY have Lucy's superhero drawers?

 

[chuckle]

Whats the distinction between Beelzebub and Beelzeboss?

 

[Bugman]

Would we have to share Lucy and Helena? And will THEY have Lucy's superhero drawers?

The young ladies in question shall be welcomed into our benevolent care and custody.It is our understanding that Mongolia has an abundance of sheep,and suggest you both seek comfort with same.

Whats the distinction between Beelzebub and Beelzeboss?

We were at one time employed by the former.The latter is unfamiliar to us,but we suspect they are one and the same.

 

[chuckle]

We were at one time employed by the former.The latter is unfamiliar to us,but we suspect they are one and the same.

Thx. 🙂


Who's your favorite actor and why?

 

[Bugman]

Thx. 🙂


Who's your favorite actor and why?

A real dome scratcher this.Should push come to shove we must nominate the late Jimmy Stewart.His versatility was quite amazing.See Vertigo.See also Harvey.

He was by all accounts a modest man,and a true hero.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Stewart_(actor)

 

[chuckle]

Is it possible to rape oneself?

 

[Tamia78]

Hey Bug--

Do you think Zod has any grapes? Green ones would be preferred if he does.

 

[chuckle]

I revise my question:

DO you think music can have a negativ influence on people?

 

[Bugman]

Hey Bug--

Do you think Zod has any grapes? Green ones would be preferred if he does.

We would suggest your obsession with grapes requires extensive tickle therapy.Come to Texas without delay.We stand ready to help.

I revise my question:

DO you think music can have a negative influence on people?

If the message of the music be negative,then yes.One could say the same about the printed or spoken word.Garbage in,garbage out.

This could lead to an entire thead about music,movies,video games etc.

 

[Helena]

The young ladies in question shall be welcomed into our benevolent care and custody.It is our understanding that Mongolia has an abundance of sheep,and suggest you both seek comfort with same.

😀 😀 😀 😀
Mongolia is a great place for Slacker to live: he deserves the beast (I mean best).
Do you think Slacker will find a love match with a sheep in Mongolia? Are there other forms of wildlife from which he could choose as a mate?

Do you think Carl will step in gum today?

 

[Bugman]

😀 😀 😀 😀
Mongolia is a great place for Slacker to live: he deserves the beast (I mean best).
Do you think Slacker will find a love match with a sheep in Mongolia? Are there other forms of wildlife from which he could choose as a mate?

Do you think Carl will step in gum today?

Slacker might find true happiness with a Yak,they being about the same size and shape.

As to Carl,we leave him to his own devices,and suggest that he watch his step.

 

[kered]

When Helena, NaughtyLucy, and I take a bath, how come I always have to sit with my back against the tap? It kinda hurts after a while.

 

[Helena]

What is the probability that Dirky will ever take down his Christmas lights?

 

[kered]

When will Helena ever clean out the things growing in her refridgerator?

 

[paracarl44]

Is Helena throwing her gum on the sidewalk again?

 

[naughtylucy]

Why won't kered and Helena just move in together already and have Lucy be their nanny?

To hell with that, I'm not being the nanny!

 

[naughtylucy]

Would it please NaughtyLucy if I sent her some Roy Rogers boxer shorts?

Is it possible to enroll Kered in some evening classes for the seductively challenged?

 

[naughtylucy]

The young ladies in question shall be welcomed into our benevolent care and custody.It is our understanding that Mongolia has an abundance of sheep,and suggest you both seek comfort with same.

Does Slacker come from Aberdeen?

 

[paracarl44]

Does Slacker come from Aberdeen?

^If Slacker was at the Aberdeen Proving Grounds, would you try to blow him up?^

 

[slacker2114]

Why does Lucy spell it "Edinburgh" but pronounce it "Ed-in-burra"? Does everyone over there have speech impediments?