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[naughtylucy]

Will you wrestle Dirky out of his corset?

Well, somebody had to do it. He's been wearing that thing for over a week!

We have not the slightest idea,having never been confronted with such an issue.And we suspect we should rather not know why this question has been posed here.

I've used half a bottle of shampoo and all the baby oil. Is it time to bust out the olive oil, perchance? Bugman! You're my only hope!!

 

[Bugman]

I've used half a bottle of shampoo and all the baby oil. Is it time to bust out the olive oil, perchance? Bugman! You're my only hope!!

Our dome is thinly populated indeed my dear,and we have no expertise in such matters.We fail to see how olive oil could do any harm.Beyond that,we are reluctant to express an opinion.

 

[Helena]

Bugaboo,
What's the best way to get whipped cream out of my belly button. Lucy put it there!

 

[Bugman]

Bugaboo,
What's the best way to get whipped cream out of my belly button. Lucy put it there!

We should be happy to be of assistance in this matter.

 

[naughtylucy]

Bugaboo,
What's the best way to get whipped cream out of my belly button. Lucy put it there!

Hehehe

 

[goddess_nemesis]

We should need to be informed about what said rings are before offering an opinion.

You don't know what a promise ring is??? I thought someone as ol-, , I mean, someone as wise as you would know. 😛

Will you wrestle Dirky out of his corset?

Why was kered wearing a corset!? 😱

 

[Bugman]

You don't know what a promise ring is??? I thought someone as ol-, :erm:, I mean, someone as wise as you would know. 😛

Oh,HAR HAR.We are not the least bit amused by your imprudence,and shall mete out suitable retribution.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Oh,HAR HAR.We are not the least bit amused by your imprudence,and shall mete out suitable retribution.

What? I didn't do anything.

 

[kered]

Before anyone asks....I had nothing to do with Lucy getting honey in her hair. I merely call her honey upon occasion.

 

[Helena]

You don't know what a promise ring is??? I thought someone as ol-, , I mean, someone as wise as you would know. 😛



Why was kered wearing a corset!? 😱

Why did Lucy stick whipped cream in my belly button?
I didn't want to see it, Dirky in a corset I mean. I was standing under his window in his poison ivy shrubs. He had the window open to his bedroom, and he was singing, "I did it my way" by Frank Sinatra.
FYI: He's not a bad dancer.

 

[Bugman]

This thread is degenerating quickly,and we are disturbed.We must respectfully ask that you take your tawdry affairs and salacious inquiries elsewhere,as we have no interest in them,and wish to maintain the dignity of this thread.We are indeed quite amazed that supposed adults would behave in such a fashion.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why did Lucy stick whipped cream in my belly button?
I didn't want to see it, Dirky in a corset I mean. I was standing under his window in his poison ivy shrubs. He had the window open to his bedroom, and he was singing, "I did it my way" by Frank Sinatra.
FYI: He's not a bad dancer.

Get it out, get it out! The image! Get it out!

This thread is degenerating quickly,and we are disturbed.We must respectfully ask that you take your tawdry affairs and salacious inquiries elsewhere,as we have no interest in them,and wish to maintain the dignity of this thread.We are indeed quite amazed that supposed adults would behave in such a fashion.

Dignity of this thread? What dignity? 😛

 

[Helena]

Get it out, get it out! The image! Get it out!

Once it's there, it doesn't leave without substantial trauma. I understand.

Dignity of this thread? What dignity? 😛

Well, there was that time a few weeks ago......no, hold on. Nevermind.

 

[Helena]

If the wheels on the bus go around and around all over town, how many stops does it make on your route?

 

[Helena]

Do you own a bathing suit? Will you take me for a swim? Are you as hot as I am? What is the current temperature in Texas?

 

[Jason Reborn]

Coke or Pepsi?

Red Hot Chili Peppers or Red Jumpsuit Apparatus?

Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears?

 

[kered]

Hey Buggy, how many Three Stooges episodes can you recite from memory?

 

[Bugman]

If the wheels on the bus go around and around all over town, how many stops does it make on your route?

Entirely too many.🙁

Do you own a bathing suit? Will you take me for a swim? Are you as hot as I am? What is the current temperature in Texas?

We are prohibited by statute from appearing in public wearing said garment,lest someone be struck blind or run off into the hills screaming,never to be seen again.The current temperature is a balmy 100 degrees fahrenheit.🙁

Hey Buggy, how many Three Stooges episodes can you recite from memory?

That would be none,nada,zip.

 

[paracarl44]

The current temperature is a balmy 100 degrees fahrenheit.🙁

^Does that mean you can't fry eggs on the sidewalk?^

 

[Bugman]

^Does that mean you can't fry eggs on the sidewalk?^

Have your fun whilst you can.Come winter,when certain troublemakers here are arse deep in snow,we shall be sitting outside enjoying our 65-70 degree days.It is a compromise we are more then willing to make.😛

 

[Helena]

Want to go skinny dipping then? I know a place that is very private.

 

[Bugman]

Want to go skinny dipping then? I know a place that is very private.

We eagerly await a pm with a date and time for said excursion.

 

[naughtylucy]

Before anyone asks....I had nothing to do with Lucy getting honey in her hair. I merely call her honey upon occasion.

How did I get honey in my hair? I know, but I want to see if YOU know.

Why did Lucy stick whipped cream in my belly button?
I didn't want to see it, Dirky in a corset I mean. I was standing under his window in his poison ivy shrubs. He had the window open to his bedroom, and he was singing, "I did it my way" by Frank Sinatra.
FYI: He's not a bad dancer.

Why did I put whipped cream in Helena's belly button and how did the two of us eventually wrestle Kered out of his corset?

 

[Bugman]

Why did I put whipped cream in Helena's belly button and how did the two of us eventually wrestle Kered out of his corset?

We know not,and even the thought of such an image shall no doubt deprive us of sleep for countless nights yet to come. Once again,the noble intent of this thread is being mocked and scorned.

We have,being a magnanimous person,offered our council and wisdom on matters of great import.Our reward has been abuse,derision and mockery.We are of mind to withdraw our generous offer,and leave you all to your own devices.

We must add an addendum to this post.If this Kered could be banished from this scenario,we should be more then wiling to explore this topic further.😀

 

[Helena]

We eagerly await a pm with a date and time for said excursion.

I'm already imaging it all in my mind.