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[paracarl44]

What's going on in Texas on a Saturday night?

You mean you're not going to watch the bugs tussel over at Bugtussel?😀

 

[Bugman]

Good, good. I wouldn't want to carry on living in disrepute.

Will you be enlisting the help of one Mr Kered, Esquire for administering my punishment?

We require no assistance from the aforementioned person,and shall set him to some meaningless tasks while we council you in the error of your ways.😉

You mean you're not going to watch the bugs tussel over at Bugtussel?😀

 

[kered]

No need to send me on some meaningless task. I won't bother Lucy any more.

 

[Helena]

No need to send me on some meaningless task. I won't bother Lucy any more.

I think this is a full-blown lie! Bugaboo, what are some possibilities for Kered to task himself with? Do your gutters need cleaning? Perhaps while you punish Lucy, he could go to the store for some refreshments?
My personal vote is for him to just get poison ivy!

 

[..Glamorous..]

I heard Ice pops were good for nausea during pregnancy, what do you think?

 

[kered]

I won't bother Helena either.

 

[Helena]

I won't bother Helena either.

Awwwww....I love my Dirky. My life would be incomplete if you did not tease me. Now I am forced to stalk you.

 

[Bugman]

I think this is a full-blown lie! Bugaboo, what are some possibilities for Kered to task himself with? Do your gutters need cleaning? Perhaps while you punish Lucy, he could go to the store for some refreshments?
My personal vote is for him to just get poison ivy!

Said person shall never change,he being quite beyond hope.We have a large haystack,and are missing a needle.This task we think should keep him occupied for quite some time.

I heard Ice pops were good for nausea during pregnancy, what do you think?

We claim no expertise in such matters,never having sired any heirs.Our only suggestion is do what works for you.🙂

 

[Fangz]

How do you keep a positive attitude?

 

[slacker2114]

Since you're the expert on such things, what's the best type of roadkill to use for southern grillin'?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What do you think of promise rings? 😀

 

[Helena]

Hi Bugaboo,
Did you know that a mop is a great way to clean walls?
Why have I never thought to do this before?
Do you want my peach dress? It's a little to big for me....I think you'd look cute with the right shoes.

 

[naughtylucy]

No need to send me on some meaningless task. I won't bother Lucy any more.

No, Kered!! I miss your shadowy figure lurking underneath my window. If you come back I'll order deep fried haggis pizza for you, and we'll share a bottle of Buckfast in the bus shelter with Malky.

 

[naughtylucy]

I won't bother Helena either.

This is CLEARLY an untruth.

 

[kered]

No, Kered!! I miss your shadowy figure lurking underneath my window. If you come back I'll order deep fried haggis pizza for you, and we'll share a bottle of Buckfast in the bus shelter with Malky.

...and escort me in the Haunted Vaults under the East Bridge?

 

[naughtylucy]

...and escort me in the Haunted Vaults under the East Bridge?

Can you see my face right now?

 

[Helena]

Buggy, will you waltz with me?
I want to learn to tango. Will you go with me to all the lessons? So we are matchy-matchy, I got us both sky blue leotards. How do you feel about a feather boa?

 

[Bugman]

How do you keep a positive attitude?

We leave that to others,having never mastered the art ourselves.

Since you're the expert on such things, what's the best type of roadkill to use for southern grilling'?

What do you think of promise rings? 😀

We should need to be informed about what said rings are before offering an opinion.

Buggy, will you waltz with me?
I want to learn to tango. Will you go with me to all the lessons? So we are matchy-matchy, I got us both sky blue leotards. How do you feel about a feather boa?

We are quite hopeless in such matters luv.A friend of ours,who was a dance instructor tried but gave up in despair at our ineptitude.

 

[Helena]

Will you at least try the leotard on with the boa? It can be our little secret.
Is it true that you once were on youtube as a tickling pirate? Do you get royalties from that?😀

 

[Bugman]

Will you at least try the leotard on with the boa? It can be our little secret.
Is it true that you once were on youtube as a tickling pirate? Do you get royalties from that?😀

On the first matter,we must respectfully decline.We have,to the best of our knowledge never appeared on youtube in any form or fashion.

 

[Helena]

On the first matter,we must respectfully decline.We have,to the best of our knowledge never appeared on youtube in any form or fashion.

Will you sing me your favorite song? What is your favorite song? Wait...tell me which song is your favorite, and THEN I'll decide if I'd like to have it sung to me entirely.

 

[Bugman]

Will you sing me your favorite song? What is your favorite song? Wait...tell me which song is your favorite, and THEN I'll decide if I'd like to have it sung to me entirely.

We have no one favorite song,and our singing ability pales in comparison to our lack of ability on the dance floor.We could not carry a tune in a bucket,and should not wish to inflict our screeching on anyone.🙂

 

[naughtylucy]

Bugman. Hi. Um, Bugman? What is the best way to get honey out of ones hair?

 

[Helena]

Bugman. Hi. Um, Bugman? What is the best way to get honey out of ones hair?

Will you wrestle Dirky out of his corset?

 

[Bugman]

Bugman. Hi. Um, Bugman? What is the best way to get honey out of ones hair?

We have not the slightest idea,having never been confronted with such an issue.And we suspect we should rather not know why this question has been posed here.