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[milagros317]

Why am I in love with Kerri Walsh? 😀

 

[slacker2114]

Why does kered always smell like week old cheese that's been sitting in the hot sun?

 

[Bugman]

So are leopards, leopards because they have leporasy?

A leopard it is said never changes its spots.We are uniformed as to what the state of their health might be.

WHy is is that You can buy Happiness yet Happiness can't buy money?

It has long been our contention that those who say money can't buy happiness do not know where to shop.😉

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Bad things.😛

Did you head the Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

GROAN.😀

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

The ones who do this are those who have not be succesful at picking your pocket first.😉

 

[Bugman]

Why did it get so muggy here today? 😀

We suspect because it was very humid.😛

Would General Zod give me a lift if I was hitchiking?

Without doubt my dear.Should he pass you by Igor,our man servant would adminster a sever thrashing at our direction.😀

Is it true that NaughtyLucy had a fabulous and long running career as Sean Connery's stunt double?

GRRRRRRR.

Is it true that Kered was the original Dr Who, and was released from his contract after being discovered in the tardis dressed in a hula skirt with a bottle of paint thinner and the landlady of the local pub?

This event recieved worldwide coverage in the media.We are quite sure we have it in our archives,

Can you Bend and Snap? LOL

We only discuss such personal matters via pm.😛

 

[Bugman]

Is it true that NaughtyLucy is collected by the police at least once a week for drunken deviant public exhibitionism?

We must insist you cease posting pictures of yourself to then smear others with.😛

That was TMI. 😛

Is Nicole Ritchie too skinny? 😀

We cannot make a judgement based upon this picture,but must admit we find her peds quite nice.😀

Which Hilton sister has prettier feet? 😀

We find both to be airheads and useless twits.Beyond that,we have no comment.

Why am I in love with Kerri Walsh? 😀

A comely young lass indeed.We should be pleased to break bread with her.😀

Why does kered always smell like week old cheese that's been sitting in the hot sun?

A quick glance at the signature picture in his post should we think answer this question.😉

 

[DimpleToes]

Will I ever have the pleasure of meetting my buggy man..

 

[Bugman]

Will I ever have the pleasure of meetting my buggy man..

Tis quite possible my dear.We have several friends there that we should like to break bread with one day.😀

 

[DimpleToes]

Tis quite possible my dear.We have several friends there that we should like to break bread with one day.😀

If you ever do come to Michigan. dont look for a hotel.. you may stay with us.. and I will even make you fresh bread to break.. will host a dinner for all to come to..

 

[Bugman]

If you ever do come to Michigan. dont look for a hotel.. you may stay with us.. and I will even make you fresh bread to break.. will host a dinner for all to come to..

A most generous offer luv.Next year perhaps our purse will allow us to make the journey north.😀

 

[milagros317]

Why did it get so hot here in mid-September? 😀

 

[wishfoot88]

why does every new food "taste like chicken"?😀

 

[milagros317]

When will the first snowfall occur? 😀

 

[wishfoot88]

what is a "snowfall"?😀

 

[milagros317]

What are you having for dinner? 😀

 

[DimpleToes]

If a tree fell on the florist, would he make any sound?

 

[DimpleToes]

Who said.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…

 

[milagros317]

Why doesn't it rain beer? 😀

 

[Bugman]

Why did it get so hot here in mid-September? 😀

We lay this squarely at the feet of Mr. Bush who is it seems responsible for every distaster to strike the world these last eight years.😛

why does every new food "taste like chicken"?😀

Rattlesnake.😛

When will the first snowfall occur? 😀

For us,no time soon.😀 We can only wish our northern breathern well,and hope such an event will be postponed as long as possible.

What are you having for dinner? 😀

Brisket,from one of our favorite bbq joints here.😀

If a tree fell on the florist, would he make any sound?

OUCH,we suppose.😛

 

[milagros317]

Why do fish like to eat worms? 😀

 

[Bugman]

Who said.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…

That would be yours truely.🙂

Why doesn't it rain beer? 😀

We are working on this issue,and hope to report back soon.😀

Why do fish like to eat worms? 😀

Judging from our lack of results when we drop a line in the water,we suspect this is but a myth.

 

[milagros317]

In that case, what do fish like to eat? 😀

 

[paracarl44]

Now has it rained in your part of Texas?

 

[Bugman]

In that case, what do fish like to eat? 😀

We know not.Every time we venture onto the water the cursed beasts seem to be fasting,regardless of the feast we set before them.😡

Now has it rained in your part of Texas?

We received nary a drop of rain from that terrible storm.That being said,our heart goes out to those who were in its path.We have been through a hurricane ourselves,and wish that fate upon no one.

 

[milagros317]

Why do you go fishing if you rarely catch any fish? 😀

 

[Bugman]

Why do you go fishing if you rarely catch any fish? 😀

We enjoy it,despite our lack of success.We find a nice shady tree to sit beneath,cast our line into the water and listen to some music and perhaps read something.On the other hand we might just enjoy looking at the water and enjoying the wonders of nature.It gives us a sense of peace,much like walking in the woods with a rifle or pistol in hand.If we should catch a fish we release it,and we would never shoot an animal unless it was a threat to us.