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[DimpleToes]

is drinking tea gonna help settle my nerves?

 

[Bugman]

Do penguins ever get the flu? 😀

No.😛

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Gilbert and Sullivan.

Why don't penguins swim north for the winter? 😀

We can only assume their gps systems are out of order.

If that ain't country, then what is it?

The city?

What kind of music is most popular? 😀

The kind with notes.😛

Is it still called a hearing when a deaf person goes to court?

Repeat the question please,we cannot hear you.

Is Tamia the reason God made Oklahoma?

Of this,there is no doubt.

is drinking tea gonna help settle my nerves?

We hope so luv,and wish we could do more.

 

[milagros317]

Why does ice float? 😀

 

[DimpleToes]

How do they get the pimento's in olives or do they have special tree's that grow then that way?

 

[kered]

How come your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll?

 

[slacker2114]

Why does it hurt when kered pees?

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Thought we were going to crack wise,did you? 😛

LOL. OF COURSE!! 😀

 

[DimpleToes]

So are leopards, leopards because they have leporasy?

 

[DimpleToes]

WHy is is that You can buy Happiness yet Happiness can't buy money?

 

[wishfoot88]

do you regret starting this thread?

 

[DimpleToes]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

 

[DimpleToes]

Did you head the Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

 

[DimpleToes]

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

 

[DimpleToes]

If Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?

 

[DimpleToes]

It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them?

 

[DimpleToes]

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

 

[DimpleToes]

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
It’s slick to stick a lock upon your stock.

Sorry can you see I am beyond tired right now..

 

[kered]

Was Dimples over-medicated this morning?😛

 

[kered]

Do you wish you didn't know now what you didn't know then?

 

[kered]

Why is it important to git while the gitten's good?😕

 

[Bugman]

Why does ice float? 😀

When water molecules form into crystals they form a regular network in which the water molecules are held further apart than in cold water. This increases total volume by approximately 10%. Since the water molecules still weigh the same but take up more space, the ice is not as dense as the surrounding water and the ice floats.

Remember that floating means that an object (if submerged) displaces a mass of water that is more than the mass of the floating object. Therefore, a net force pushes the object out of the water (reducing the volume of water displaced) until the mass of water displaced equals the mass of the object.

😛

 

[milagros317]

Why does Kered double post in this thread? 😀

 

[Bugman]

Why does it hurt when kered pees?

We should like to thank you for ruining our breakfest,it will do us no harm to skip a meal.

 

[milagros317]

How many bad movies are made each year? 😀

 

[Bugman]

do you regret starting this thread?

Yes,very much so.😛

If Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?

Its worth a try says i. 😀

Was Dimples over-medicated this morning?😛

That seems as good a guess as anything.😉