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[milagros317]

Who is the tallest member of the TMF? 😀

 

[DimpleToes]

what should I make for this weeks baked goodies... crm de menth brownies or no bake cookies or turtle cheesecake....I am way to tired and sedated to make up my mind.

 

[milagros317]

How many people will attend the NYC munch on September 22? 😀

 

[Bugman]

Do cats have nine lives?
If so, how many lives do rats have? 😀

The Colossus of Rhodes,erected 292-280 BC.Destroyed by an earthquake in 226 BC.

Who is the most popular woman on the TMF? 😀

Robace252.

I'd like the answer to that question as well.
Also, should I give Kered the bird?
Perhaps, a flock of birds?
Do you know what color underwear Kered is wearing?

Kered should be given the bird at every opportunity,the more the merrier.😉

We had prepared a lovely dinner,and set a fine table.This question has ruined our appetite beyond repair for several days.

What does the K in K-mart actually stand for?

Sally Field.

Who is the tallest member of the TMF? 😀

Neville Chamberlin.

what should I make for this weeks baked goodies... crm de menthe brownies or no bake cookies or turtle cheesecake....I am way to tired and sedated to make up my mind.

Should you wish to win our heart we suggest brownies sans walnuts or frosting.😀

How many people will attend the NYC munch on September 22? 😀

124,576.

 

[milagros317]

Is Robace aware that you named him the most popular woman on the TMF? 😀

 

[Bugman]

Is Robace aware that you named him the most popular woman on the TMF? 😀

We know not,nor do we much care.😀

 

[milagros317]

Is HDS an alien from another solar system? 😀

 

[Helena]

Is Robace aware that you named him the most popular woman on the TMF? 😀

I would like to be the one to inform him, but I know it would mean more coming from you, Mils. *sigh*
Also, Kered has confiscated my lipstick, and I was wondering how long you think it will be before I see it again? What could he be doing with it?

 

[Bugman]

Will Helena and NaughtyLucy revive their world famous topless tap dancing act?

We will not respond to this question,as we wish to remain among the living.😛

 

[Bugman]

Is HDS an alien from another solar system? 😀

We believe this to be true.We suspect that Chrisheaven is in control of the mother ship and they are formulting a plan for world domunation.

I would like to be the one to inform him, but I know it would mean more coming from you, Mils. *sigh*
Also, Kered has confiscated my lipstick, and I was wondering how long you think it will be before I see it again? What could he be doing with it?

We can only speculate as to the reasons,and we shall say no more on the matter,wishing to be able to sleep tonight.😱

 

[kered]

Who uses the most girly smelling body wash, Helena or Robace?😕

 

[milagros317]

Is Big Jim part of the space alien invasion already known to be under way by Chrisheaven and HDS? 😀

 

[kered]

Which is more dangerous, Milagros.... or Helena at a shoe sale?😕

 

[Bugman]

Who uses the most girly smelling body wash, Helena or Robace?😕

It is our understanding that Rob does enjoy a relaxing bubble bath,and favors a rose scented wash.

Is Big Jim part of the space alien invasion already known to be under way by Chrisheaven and HDS? 😀

We should not be suprised in the least.

Which is more dangerous, Milagros.... or Helena at a shoe sale?😕

All we can say is we would not care to be standing between Helena and the shoe store when the doors are opened.😱

 

[wishfoot88]

will i ever achieve my tickling dream?

 

[kered]

Do these jeans make me look fat?😕

 

[Bugman]

will i ever achieve my tickling dream?

We can but wish you God Speed in your quest,and counsel you to patience in the matter.🙂

 

[milagros317]

Do snakes regret not having legs? 😀

 

[Bugman]

Do these jeans make me look fat?😕

Yes.😛

Do snakes regret not having legs? 😀

One would think not.It does save them a great deal of money on shoes.😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How often does kered dress in drag? 😛

 

[General Zod]

Why is cheesecake in the shape and size of a pie? Shouldn't it be called cheese pie?😕

If I bet a hooker $100 she couldn't give me an orgasm,would that be prostitution,or gambling?😕

 

[wishfoot88]

will goldfish ever evolve to a much superior beings and keep us in tanks of air?

 

[milagros317]

Do centipedes regret having so many legs? 😀

 

[kered]

As a Texan, do you want to be propped up beside the jukebox if you die?

 

[Bugman]

How often does kered dress in drag? 😛

We are told he has a weekly gig at a local lounge,where he performs as Cher and Bette Midler on a rotating basis.What he might do on his own time is,we feel none of our concern.

Why is cheesecake in the shape and size of a pie? Shouldn't it be called cheese pie?😕

If I bet a hooker $100 she couldn't give me an orgasm,would that be prostitution,or gambling?😕

Why are our children taught pi are square,when we all know pi are round.One of the great mystries of life.


Paying a lady of the evening for anything is a gamble methinks,and we can think of better uses for a c note.😉

will goldfish ever evolve to a much superior beings and keep us in tanks of air?

Is that what this is?And all along we thought our adobe had glass walls.No wonder then that these strange creatures look at us,and sprinkle food on what should be our roof from time to time.