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[milagros317]

Did the hurricane reach you?

 

[Bugman]

Did the hurricane reach you?

Having been through a hurricane ourselves in 1983 our heart goes out to all affected by this storm.Here,we have recieved nary a drop of rain and no wind to speak of.

 

[milagros317]

Glad you were spared this time. 🙂 I feel badly for the people in Galveston and Houston. 🙁

Do birds realize that they have bird brains? 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What is the greatest movie of all time?

 

[kered]

Is it true that some girls don't like boys like me but some girls do?

 

[milagros317]

Who got to wash Keira Knightley's feet after this walk? 😀

 

[Bugman]

Do centipedes regret having so many legs? 😀

We should think the dry cleaning bill for so many pairs of tiny trousers must add up to a tidy sum,and are happy that our purse is not taxed with such a burden.

As a Texan, do you want to be propped up beside the jukebox if you die?

We plan to be interred face down,so that those who have wronged us can kiss our ass.😛

 

[milagros317]

Do penguins like to eat ice cream? 😀

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Since the tops of mountains are closer to the sun, why do some of them have snow on 'em?

 

[Bugman]

Glad you were spared this time. 🙂 I feel badly for the people in Galveston and Houston. 🙁

Do birds realize that they have bird brains? 😀

Being by nature bird brains we must assume not.That being said,we have known our fair share of humans who seem to suffer from the same problem.😉

What is the greatest movie of all time?

Debbie Does Dallas.😛

Is it true that some girls don't like boys like me but some girls do?

Why anyone likes you at all is a matter beyond even our computation. 😛

Who got to wash Keira Knightley's feet after this walk? 😀

We know not,but shall point her in your direction should the need arise again.It seems to us an investment in a pair of flipflops is in order here.

 

[milagros317]

Why are there so many pigeons in Central Park? 😀

 

[kered]

Is it true that daddy was never the cadillac kind?

 

[milagros317]

How many hours a day do lions sleep? 😀

 

[kered]

If the Devil danced in empty pockets would he have a Ball in mind?

 

[milagros317]

Who among us is perfect? 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

 

[Bugman]

Do penguins like to eat ice cream? 😀

Judging by the numbers we see when visiting our favorite bbq haunts,we must assume the answer is no.

Since the tops of mountains are closer to the sun, why do some of them have snow on 'em?

Mountain tops are elevated so they have higher altitudes, higher altitudes equals lesser heavy gases like oxygen. Oxygen is warm air, so technically, it's cooler up there because of the air composition.

Thought we were going to crack wise,did you? 😛

Why are there so many pigeons in Central Park? 😀

Having no need for such pests here,we have sent them to you as our gift.😛

Is it true that daddy was never the cadillac kind?

Gina Lollobrigida.

 

[Bugman]

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

To each his own we say,and leave it at that.😛

 

[milagros317]

Do penguins ever get the flu? 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

 

[milagros317]

Why don't penguins swim north for the winter? 😀

 

[kered]

If that ain't country, then what is it?

 

[milagros317]

What kind of music is most popular? 😀

 

[Tamia78]

Is it still called a hearing when a deaf person goes to court?

 

[kered]

Is Tamia the reason God made Oklahoma?