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[kered]

Is it true that NaughtyLucy never cried when Old Yeller died?

 

[Bugman]

Is it true that NaughtyLucy never cried when Old Yeller died?

Naughty she might be,but she seems a tender hearted lass too us,and we cannot imagine such a thing being true.

 

[DimpleToes]

Tis easy luv,allow us to explain.Look at the lower right-hand corner of any post and note what looks like a piece of paper with two " marks.Left click on that and it shall appear orange.Then move to the left and click quote.

The selected post will appear before you.Using your back button return to the thread,select another post and do the same.Do this as many times as desired.When you have quoted your last post,leftclick under the first quote,then hit the enter key several times which will give the space needed to type your reply.Should you require more help,pm or call us,we shall be glad to be of assistance.😀




THANKS SWEETY... LUVS YA BUGGY

 

[Bugman]

Tis easy luv,allow us to explain.Look at the lower right-hand corner of any post and note what looks like a piece of paper with two " marks.Left click on that and it shall appear orange.Then move to the left and click quote.

The selected post will appear before you.Using your back button return to the thread,select another post and do the same.Do this as many times as desired.When you have quoted your last post,leftclick under the first quote,then hit the enter key several times which will give the space needed to type your reply.Should you require more help,pm or call us,we shall be glad to be of assistance.😀

THANKS SWEETY... LUVS YA BUGGY

We are always glad to be of what little help we can.

 

[wishfoot88]

have you ever been caught "pulling an andy"?😀

 

[Bugman]

have you ever been caught "pulling an andy"?😀

We have been accused of pulling many things,at least one of which we do not care to discuss here.😱 To the best of our knowledge we have never "pulled an andy", we know not what it is and shall be pleased to remain ignorant on the matter.🙂

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Get ye home grasshopper,and plague us no further.We hear your mother calling you.😛

Oh, wise one, are my questions too hard to answer? 😛

 

[Bugman]

Oh, wise one, are my questions too hard to answer? 😛

We have but little intrest in cats,they being but slackers and layabouts and chose not to spend our time pondering their ways.We have even less intrest in their dietary prefrences.😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

 

[Bugman]

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

We suggest you get your car to a trusted mechanic post haste.From the symptoms described we suspect your discronafacator is faulty and if not replaced soon,could lead to even more costly repairs and pose a danger to your safety.

 

[DimpleToes]

what is the origin of the word "WHAT"

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of its butt"?

 

[Bugman]

what is the origin of the word "WHAT"

This word comes to us from the High German language.While its origins and exact meaning are still hotly debated,most scholars believe it originated when a gentleman had his pocket picked while visiting Berlin and exclaimed *what the f**k happened to my wallet?

 

[Bugman]

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of its butt"?

Fred Flintstone.We are filled with dispair that the young among us seem to lack such basic knowledge of human history,and can only wonder what is being taught in the schools these days.

 

[milagros317]

What is the smallest whole number that is the sum of two positive cubes in two different ways? 😀

 

[Bugman]

What is the smallest whole number that is the sum of two positive cubes in two different ways? 😀

2+2=4.The only thing we know of cubes is we take them from the freezer when we desire a cold drink.They may be positive or negative cubes,we know not,nor are we much concerned.😛

 

[milagros317]

Why is the sun hot? 😀

 

[naughtylucy]

Can you confirm that Kered regularly disguises himself as a pregnant woman in order to get a seat on the bus?

 

[milagros317]

Is the moon made of green cheese? 😀

 

[naughtylucy]

Does Milagros have a supercomputer programmed with the sole function of generating a database of silly questions?

Will Mont Blanc be a suitable shield against the apocalyptic fallout which will surely occur in the event of the Milagros supercomputer crashing?

 

[milagros317]

Does naughtylucy have ticklish feet? 😀

 

[Bugman]

Why is the sun hot? 😀

Being the sun,what else could it be?

Can you confirm that Kered regularly disguises himself as a pregnant woman in order to get a seat on the bus?

The depths of his depravity knowing no bounds,this would not surprise us in the least.😉

Is the moon made of green cheese? 😀

This myth must be put to rest once and for all.It has been long known by scientist that the moon is composed of rock,dust,and Richard Nixon.

Does naughtylucy have ticklish feet? 😀

We know not,nor do we hold out any hope of ever finding out.

 

[milagros317]

Why is there a north pole and a south pole, but no east pole and no west pole? 😀

 

[kered]

Does NaughtyLucy knit God Bless Shemp sweaters when she goes to Stitch'n'Bitch meetings?

 

[milagros317]

Who are the two ugly guys in Kered's signature? 😀