Ask C.A.B.

[C.A.B.]

What could be possibly missing in our vast solar system?

Viable solar system eggs.

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Please note your original question asked was: ""What could be possibly missing in our barren solar system?""

The great and mysterious C.A.B. sees all.

 

[Bohemianne]

Viable solar system eggs.

* Gong!

Please note your original question asked was: ""What could be possibly missing in our barren solar system?""


The great and mysterious C.A.B. sees all.

Bwahahaha! How do you manage to keep the 200/200 vision?

 

[C.A.B.]

Bwahahaha! How do you manage to keep the 200/200 vision?

Omnipotence. ... ... ... and a stiff drink every once in a while.

*Gong!

 

[squeak toy]

C.A.B.,

when setting a formal table, where does one place a spork?

 

[C.A.B.]

C.A.B.,

when setting a formal table, where does one place a spork?

As high gourmand étiquette dictates, no more than 10 mm to the direct left of the styrofoam flat of corporate packed cole slaw, but no more than 30 mm from the edge of your collapsible cardboard box of fried chicken and biscuit. It is customary to leave the spork within its hermetically sealed plastic package along with its paper napkin until all the guests are seated and prepared to wipe their greasy hands on their pants and rip it open with their teeth.

 

[Bohemianne]

What does it really mean when a person says, "I'm bored" ? 😀

 

[C.A.B.]

What does it really mean when a person says, "I'm bored" ? 😀

It means, circumstantially, the idea of being tied to a bondage plank naked, set atop two sawhorses is currently being entertained. Chocolate syrup and tickle feathers optional.

*Gong!

 

[C.A.B.]

The most venerable and mysterious C.A.B. will now receive your questionsssszzzz




*fires up a hookah​

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[desdemona]

Oh Mighty One... where can one purchase such items as the t-shirt worn below:



I sense a fashion cult in the making...

 

[C.A.B.]

Oh Mighty One... where can one purchase such items as the t-shirt worn below:

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I sense a fashion cult in the making...

Currently said fashion cult item is under bid for rights by several houses of haute couture, including Valentino Garavani, Versace, and John Galliano, and is not yet available to the public.

* Gong!

 

[C.A.B.]

The most venerable and mysterious C.A.B. will now receive your questionsssszzzz




*fires up a hookah​

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