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[Bator]

If 2 people having sex is a "twosome" and 3 people having sex is a "threesome", why is "handsome" a compliment?

 

[C.A.B.]

If 2 people having sex is a "twosome" and 3 people having sex is a "threesome", why is "handsome" a compliment?

Because the recipient of the compliment is obviously too sexy to have relations with anyone but their own appendages.

* Gong!

 

[Bator]

When they say; "Don't try this at home", does that mean you can try it somewhere else?

 

[C.A.B.]

When they say; "Don't try this at home", does that mean you can try it somewhere else?

Yes. Preferably in a far remote area with little flammability, and no witnesses, or living things. Then... Have at it, Giacomo!

 

[Bator]

When we hear that someone's life has been saved, why don't they say that their inevitable death has been postponed or delayed, instead?

 

[C.A.B.]

When we hear that someone's life has been saved, why don't they say that their inevitable death has been postponed or delayed, instead?

Because a "postponed death" has all the headline appeal of a rained-out baseball game.

*Gong!

 

[Bator]

If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

 

[C.A.B.]

If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

Depending on which is the bitch, I'd say you would either have a very underwhelmed bulldog or a very sore Shitsu.

*Gong!

 

[Bator]

Is it true that you really never learn to swear until you learn to drive?

 

[C.A.B.]

Is it true that you really never learn to swear until you learn to drive?

Not unless you learned to hammer a nail first.

* Gong!

 

[Boy Ticklish]

Are you a fan of the tv show, "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic"?

 

[C.A.B.]

Are you a fan of the tv show, "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic"?

Yes, but I prefer them Gaucho style (charred, yet raw) over an open ground-pit flame with Chimichurri sauce, and a nice light ensalada.

* Gong!!!

 

[C.A.B.]

The most venerable and mysterious C.A.B. will now receive your questionsssszzzz




*fires up a hookah​

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[ticklishangel52]

Are you aware that I am a huge fan of yours???!!!!!

 

[C.A.B.]

Are you aware that I am a huge fan of yours???!!!!!

The most venerable and mysterious C.A.B. is aware of all things at all times in all places. So much so (sadly for me) that I must continuously drown myself in Leon Redbone tunes at a precipitous volume to escape the cacophony of unwanted information I receive.

...oh... and that missing sock you were looking for a few moths ago is under the dryer to the left... you kicked it under there by accident. But hurry, there's a mouse in the laundry area looking for soft nesting materials.

*GONG!

 

[ticklishangel52]

The most venerable and mysterious C.A.B. is aware of all things at all times in all places. So much so, sadly for me, that I must continuously drown myself in Leon Redbone tunes escape the cacophony of unwanted information I receive.

...oh... and that missing sock you were looking for a few moths ago is under the dryer to the left... you kicked it under there by accident. But hurry, there's a mouse in the laundry area looking for soft nesting materials.

*GONG!

I dont own a dryer 😛

Where do you find your inspiration?

 

[C.A.B.]

I dont own a dryer 😛

Where do you find your inspiration?

I did not say it was YOUR dryer.

I'm sorry, but you have asked the maximum amount of questions daily for one user. Please wait 12 hours and ask again.

*GONG!

 

[ticklishangel52]

I saw nothing in the rules that says I can only ask one question per day! 😛

Besides I dont see anyone else lining up to ask anything 😀

If you had to pick a favorite project that you have ever done, what would it be?

 

[C.A.B.]

I saw nothing in the rules that says I can only ask one question per day! 😛

Besides I dont see anyone else lining up to ask anything 😀

If you had to pick a favorite project that you have ever done, what would it be?

Oh.... alright. But just this once, young lady. I would say that they are all special to me in their own ways, each with their own intimate appeal to me. 90% of what I dream of never sees the light of day because I have a rigorous and persnickety personal rule that I do not produce what does not turn me on in some way.

* Gong!

 

[ticklishangel52]

This isnt a question, per se, but I write as well and I would like it if you could check out my work sometime and tell me what you think.....

It would mean a lot to me!

And thank you 🙂 I'm sorry if I was being so pushy I just feel so honored that I get to actually interact with you

 

[Boy Ticklish]

I was more honored when Addie Juniper chatted it up with me via Twitter and actually became a viewer of one of my YouTube videos ^_^

Anyways, if you could tickle torture anyone in the Forum, who would it be and why?

 

[C.A.B.]

The most venerable and mysterious C.A.B. will now receive your questionsssszzzz




*fires up a hookah​

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[General Zod]

Who's the best pilot you know? 😀

 

[C.A.B.]

Who's the best pilot you know? 😀

Blackbeard.

* Gong!

 

[Bohemianne]

What could be possibly missing in our vast solar system?