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Ask C.A.B.

If something "goes without saying", why do people say it?
 
If you choked a smurf, what colour would it turn?
 
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
 
Why does someone believe you when you say there are 4 billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
 
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
 
Bator said:
Why aren't blueberries blue?
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Blueberries are not blue because:

1.)They learn form the past but don't live in it.
2.) They take responsibility for themselves.
3.) They build relationships.
4.) They cultivate multiple passions.
5.) They work on building their own character.
6.) They are comfortable in their own skin.
7.) They count their blessings and do not believe in 'bad luck'.
8.) They aim to see a little positive in everything.
9.) They try to work a little creativity into everything they do.
10.) They try to outline a personal 'purpose' in life.
11.) They try to grow happiness beneath them instead of seeking it in the distance.
12.) They appreciate what works and change what does not.
13.) They identify their own talents and use them.
14.) They understand that putting out several little smoulders avoids a firestorm.
15.) They understand that while its good to chase some ambition, being consumed by ambition is not.
16.) They understand that its impossible to share happiness without getting some on yourself as well.
17.) They understand that compassion is the beginning of wisdom.
18.) They avoid smoothie blenders at all costs.


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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
 
Bator said:
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
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With luck, enough to land him a role in an insurance commercial:

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* Gong!
 
When someone says "mind your P's and Q's". what do the P's and Q's stand for?
 
Bator said:
When someone says "mind your P's and Q's". what do the P's and Q's stand for?
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"Mind your Pints and Quarts, Mate." Nothing causes one to lose their English like being shit-faced.

* Gong!
 
Is sitting on the John and reading considered multitasking?
 
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