Ask C.K. ('cause everyone else is doing it)

[kurchatovium]

You ever say "Doodley woodley fiddley fi" over and over again?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

No, but I might now.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever shove Lasagna noodles into your electrical outlets?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

No, wouldn't lasagna noodles be too thick?

 

[starburstz91]

Oh, and I'm sure if everyone was jumping off a cliff, you would do that to?

Noo, I'm just kidding. 🙂

Wazz up!

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever pop a wheelie?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Would I jump off a cliff? Yes, only if it was base jumping, and the cliff was short.

What's up? Not too much, thanks for asking. Posting away my Sunday evening.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Ever pop a wheelie?

I think I tried that once on an exercise bike. I'm not allowed in that gym any more.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever sing the Happy Birthday song while dressed as George Washington?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

You assume I have this extensive closet of costumes.

No, I havent

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever thought of buying a George Washington costume?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I have not, but I do think a William Howard Taft outfit would be neat. Especially if it comes with a bathtub.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever sing the blues while holding parsnips in your hands?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

No, I don't know if I've ever come face to face with a parsnip.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever shove mashed potatoes in your pockets and sing opera?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

No, does it help with the high notes?

 

[kurchatovium]

Sometimes.

Ever sing love songs to a turnip?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

No, I tend to avoid serenading the produce.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever dance with a tomato plant?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

No, but I did play Pinochle with a head of lettuce.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever do CPR on a raging polar bear?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Seems to me that would be a poor choice. No, I havent

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever spank an angry bobcat?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Are all these things you do on the weekend?

No, I havent.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever eat Haggis with a mint jelly sauce?