Ask C.K. ('cause everyone else is doing it)

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Ever see a grizzly bear wearing white cotton briefs?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Does looking in a mirror count?

 

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Ever crazy glue your hands to a rhino's butt?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Once again, monumentally poor choices.

 

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Ever sing Metallica songs to a Bengal Tiger?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

No, I haven't.

 

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Ever give a sponge bath to a Duck Billed Platypus?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Do you have some random question generator?

 

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Yup my crawzy brain.

Ever pull a pit bull's tongue out as far as it would go?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Monumentally bad idea #3

 

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Do you have any friends named Xavier?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I do not, unless you count one who created a stage persona with that name.

 

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Do you have any friends named Bruce?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Nope, no friends with that name.

 

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Ever date a girl named Ludmilla?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I didn't even know that was a name. . .

 

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Ever sing songs with a lady named Ginger?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Actually, yes.

 

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Ever answer a lot of silly questions from a guy named kurch?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Amazingly enough, no.

 

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Ever french kiss an electric fence?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

No, but I did back into one once.

 

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Ouch 🙁

Ever eat tapioca while dressed as Napoleon?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I kid! I kid!

And no, I've never done either.

 

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Ever play dodgeball with someone named Perciville?