Ask C.K. ('cause everyone else is doing it)

[C.K. Storyteller]

Hats aren't made out of fruit.

 

[kurchatovium]

Tell that to Carmen Miranda 😛

Whats your favorite vegetable?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Hmm, an actual question. . .

Corn is, with cucumbers following close behind.

 

[kurchatovium]

What your favorite vegetable to use as a toy spaceship?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I would also go with a cucumber, but eggplant might not be bad.

 

[kurchatovium]

Whats your favorite fruit?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Green Grapes, followed by Granny Smith Apples

 

[kurchatovium]

Whats your favorite fruit to put a rainbow wig on?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Obviously a watermelon.

 

[kurchatovium]

Good choice. 😛

Whats your favorite movie?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Hmm, that's like asking about favorite children...Here's a couple.

Shawshank Redemption (probably #1)
Get Shorty
Boondock Saints
Face / Off

 

[kurchatovium]

Whats your favorite movie that features your favorite vegetable?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Off the top of my head, Field of Dreams.

Unless we're counting corn-y movies. Ba-zing!

 

[kurchatovium]

Whats you favorite famous quote?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Conveniently enough, taken from Shawshank.

Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.

 

[vladtickleman22]

How many bees are in a single colony?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Well, one queen, several hundred or thousand worker bees, and then you have the drones.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever skateboard while dressed as William Shakespeare?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I've done neither of those things, either individually or together.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever play jump rope while dressed as Abe Lincoln?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Nope, can't say that I have.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever whistle tunes from Phantom of the Opera while performing brain surgery?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

If I said yes, wouldn't that just be too cool?

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever shove an angry badger down your shirt?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

That sounds like a monumentally bad idea.