Ask Jo a question. =^.^=

[Jagermeistered]

If you had to choose from a lavender unicorn and a brown unicorn, which would you choose?

 

[T.O. Guy]

Based on your answer to a previous question, is your name Jolene?

If so, AMAZING!, and how do you feel about Dolly Parton's "Jolene"?

If not, how do you feel about Dolly Parton's "Jolene"?

Do anything epic this weekend?

What is the difference between a duck?

Where does the term "Derp" come from?

What was the last movie you saw in a theatre?

 

[natural tickler]

who is your favorite wrestler??

why you no like soft serve ice cream?? good stuff

 

[CrystalLight]

Can you ask if anyone has seen Mike Hunt?

Derp.

Aha, my favorite Italian restaurant would be wasted on you. 😛

What brand of shampoo do you use? 😀

Prolly. LOL

I use all sorts.. I don't stick to one specific brand. It's like my hair gets used to it & then utterly rejects it, so I hafta switch again.

Do you trust smurfs?

No. They are a CULTTTTTTTTTTT!!

If I gave you a buck to pull my finger, would you do it?

Make it an even 2 and we'll talk about it.

If you had to choose from a lavender unicorn and a brown unicorn, which would you choose?

Lavender. Brown is just poo.

Based on your answer to a previous question, is your name Jolene?

Lol. No, my name is Joana.

If so, AMAZING!, and how do you feel about Dolly Parton's "Jolene"?

I've got nothin' for you on that, babe. Sorry. >.<

If not, how do you feel about Dolly Parton's "Jolene"?

lolol.

Do anything epic this weekend?

I refrained from blowing massive amounts of money I don't have on books. THAT is epic in itself.

What is the difference between a duck?

...a duck & a what?

Where does the term "Derp" come from?

NO clue. Will hafta check "Know your meme".. Manda & I just started running w/it one day.

What was the last movie you saw in a theatre?

Hangover II.

Why? Still up for seeing Captain America w/me? 😀

 

[milagros317]

Were you happy to reach 15,000 posts? Or did you even notice? 😛

 

[thetmfobserver]

1. If you had to go on one of those "dating" shows with a TMF member, who would know you the best?


2. If you could start a small business, what would it be?


3. Are you an easy laugher?


4. Don't you think the bread bags should have twist ties attached somehow?


5. What's the most sadistic thing you've ever done?


6. Can you be sadistic, but not malicious?


7. Whoa. Are you always this deep?


8. How fly IS a G6?


9. While we're on the subject, what the hell is a G6?


10. What is the oddest porn you remember seeing?


11. Do you consider tickle videos to be porn?


12. Can there be ping-pong in the lobby?


13. How about pinball?


14. Lawn darts?


15. Ok, maybe not lawn darts. . .


16. Are you a board game fan?


17. Do you consider yourself to be an observant person?


18. Quickly. . .Favorite book ever. GO!


19. What childhood toys did you abhor playing with?


20. If you're ever looking to ask more people questions, check out my question thread, Inquire with the Observer. There's punch and pie, I think. Course, it might be moldy by now. But still. . . Pie!


21. Which do you prefer; duct tape or a hand?


22. How many ways can you make the previous question dirty in 30 seconds? GO!


23. Is 23 questions too many?

 

[T.O. Guy]

lolol.

That is excellent!! I've never met a Jolene.... and I suppose I never will.....

...a duck & a what?

One of the legs are both the same

Why? Still up for seeing Captain America w/me? 😀

I still haven't friggin seen it!! AAARGH!! The longest I've waited to see a comic book movie has been 4 days until this... AAARGH!!

So yes... get yer butt to T.O..... if you leave now we can catch the late show....



New Questions

-When was the last time you rode a bike?

-Favourite subject in school?

-Play any sports as a child?

-first celebrity crush?

-She-Ra or Jem??

 

[Gothika]

what is a derp?

 

[CrystalLight]

who is your favorite wrestler??

why you no like soft serve ice cream?? good stuff

- Mr 3:16.

-- Because the consistency is awful. I prefer my ice-cream hard.

Yeah.. she said it.

Were you happy to reach 15,000 posts? Or did you even notice? 😛

For I think the first time ever, I did NOT notice it. lol

1. If you had to go on one of those "dating" shows with a TMF member, who would know you the best?

Brighteyes1082 or Kraziedog. Hands down.

2. If you could start a small business, what would it be?

A book store. Everything is getting eaten by technology. I'd want to bring back the days of a good ol' hardcover or paperback.

3. Are you an easy laugher?

Depends on my mood, really. I can say with all honesty that your lines of questions have made me laugh outright a bunch of times. 😀

4. Don't you think the bread bags should have twist ties attached somehow?

No. They should have clips or something. Fuck twist ties.

5. What's the most sadistic thing you've ever done?

I can't really think of one that stands out as the MOST sadistic thing. There have been quite a few. lol

6. Can you be sadistic, but not malicious?

Oh absolutely. Like in play, you're not out to seriously hurt them emotionally or mostly other wise. There is pleasure in Sadism and Masochism.

7. Whoa. Are you always this deep?

I try to keep a cap on it. 😛

8. How fly IS a G6?

I think it depends on how drunk you are..

9. While we're on the subject, what the hell is a G6?

LOL.

A plane!

And lyrics from a Ke$ha song.

10. What is the oddest porn you remember seeing?

Furry porn.

I just don't get it.

And this one where the lady was so heavy that they had to shut the camera off in between position changes so the crew could move her.

I shit you not.

11. Do you consider tickle videos to be porn?

Not always. I mean, maybe for a lot of people, sure. But not always for me.

12. Can there be ping-pong in the lobby?

I feel awful for forgetting to add that!

13. How about pinball?

YASE. 😀 And ski-ball and the ollllllllllllllddddd school Mortal Kombat & Street Fighter games.

14. Lawn darts?


15. Ok, maybe not lawn darts. . .

LOL. We'll get back to that. I think too many accidents could happen.

16. Are you a board game fan?

I am! I enjoy Scrabble, Monopoly ..& I'm sorry, but Candy Land is the SHIZZ.

17. Do you consider yourself to be an observant person?

Yes. To the point of being over analytic.

18. Quickly. . .Favorite book ever. GO!

MIDNITECAFEBYLAURELLKHAMILTON

19. What childhood toys did you abhor playing with?

I honestly can't think of any. LOL

20. If you're ever looking to ask more people questions, check out my question thread, Inquire with the Observer. There's punch and pie, I think. Course, it might be moldy by now. But still. . . Pie!

Done.

21. Which do you prefer; duct tape or a hand?

Hand.

22. How many ways can you make the previous question dirty in 30 seconds? GO!

Too much pressure. I couldn't come up with anything. 🙁

23. Is 23 questions too many?

I'm more partial to even numbers only, to be honest. 😀

One of the legs are both the same

Oh that was AWFUL. LOL

I still haven't friggin seen it!! AAARGH!! The longest I've waited to see a comic book movie has been 4 days until this... AAARGH!!

-sigh- We're destined to nevar see it.

So yes... get yer butt to T.O..... if you leave now we can catch the late show....

Dude. I am SO directionally challenged that I'd probably end up in, like, New Hampshire. Srsly.

-When was the last time you rode a bike?

A few weeks ago! 😀

-Favourite subject in school?

English!

-Play any sports as a child?

Volleyball & Soccer up to my teen years.

Gymnastics.. but that's not a sport.

-first celebrity crush?

The White Power Ranger. lolol

-She-Ra or Jem??

SHE RA.

Who the hell wants to be a hologram?

Synergy... Synthesizer.. Oh 80's.

what is a derp?

Whateva you want it to be! 😀

 

[thetmfobserver]

1. Am I the only one who preferred Steve Austin back when he was "Stunning"?


2. Are you considering a career in the tickle video industry? 😛


3. Can I get those paperbacks on my Kindle?


4. Seriously, do you prefer hardcover or paperback?


5. How often do you laugh out loud when reading TMF posts?


6. Ever laughed really loud at something online, then felt awkward about it because you were alone, thus anyone who happened by would think you were insane?


7. How much money do you think the inventor of twist-ties made from that creation?


9. While we're on the subject of ties. . . Toe-ties, yay or nay?


8. Name some of the most sadistic things you've ever done. 🙂


10. What's your dream occupation?


11. Am I a horrible person if I don't know who Kesha is, either?


12. Am I an old man already?


13. What's with you kids and your rap music?


14. If you had to wear a costume for a sexual situation, what would it be?


15. What, in your mind, separates porn from other fetish content?


16. So, basically, this lobby is the greatest place on the planet?


17. Favorite MK character?


18. Maybe the lawn darts could be to ward off trolls or other such unwanteds. Um, I need to go invent a lawn dart catapult. You with me?


19. How long can you play Monopoly before you go postal and assault the banker?


20. Ok, Miss Observant, did you notice the error in my numbering earlier?


21. When I become famous, I will write a song for you in thanks for asking me questions. Should I make it Metallica-esque? Or would you prefer a ballad?


22. How do you handle pressure?


23. You're 5 seconds before a session as 'lee. What's going through your mind?


24. Same question, as tickler.


25. When was the last time you went swimming?


26. Why even numbers?

 

[milagros317]

Have you noticed that you have a congratulations thread for reaching 15,000 posts? 😀

 

[T.O. Guy]

Just FYI, I waited at the theatre all night... I got us popcorn and licorice, and ice cream(which of course melted and got all over my pants).... I looked like such a fool.....


-How do you feel knowing that you left me high and dry at the theatre?

-Do YOU have any piercings or tattoos?

-How do you feel about Manifest Destiny?

-PC or Mac?

 

[milagros317]

Do you have plans for this coming weekend? (Aug. 5 to 7)

 

[CrystalLight]

Do you have plans for this coming weekend? (Aug. 5 to 7)

Not that I can think of off the top of my head.

I'd really like to see Horrible Bosses. So I might go and do that. Probably look around for another comic book store and try not to get lost, since it'll be somewhere in the city, I'm SURE.

You?

Just FYI, I waited at the theatre all night... I got us popcorn and licorice, and ice cream(which of course melted and got all over my pants).... I looked like such a fool.....


-How do you feel knowing that you left me high and dry at the theatre?

A little amused.. but IM SOWWY. LOL

-Do YOU have any piercings or tattoos?

Yase. 🙂 I have 2 piercings in each ear (used to have my upper ear-lobe pierced, but it ended up closing around the bone) and used to have my eye brow pierced as well. But for some reason I kept having issues with it bleeding, so that had to go too. Left a pretty crappy scar, so I guess my body was trying to reject it & I kept it in for too long:

Cus I was so proud of 'em all, I took pictures. LOL. So I attached 'em to this post. 😀

Tattoos: One. Know the band "KMFDM"? Well the meaning of their name (which you might be aware of since yer a music buff) is "No Pity For The Majority". The MINUTE I discovered this around the age of 18, I decided that I was getting this branded on me SOMEWHERE. When I turned 22 that finally happened. Pic attached too, cus I guess I'm a pic whooooooore. 😀

-How do you feel about Manifest Destiny?

A pretty name used to Justify Political bullshit.

I really try to stay away from spouting off too much of my opinions/feelings of Politics & Religion.

-PC or Mac?

FUCKING PCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Although I do have an Ipad and I love it.

But

PC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you noticed that you have a congratulations thread for reaching 15,000 posts? 😀

I just noticed yesterday. LOL

1. Am I the only one who preferred Steve Austin back when he was "Stunning"?

Moooooost likely.

2. Are you considering a career in the tickle video industry? 😛

lol. No.. but I have done 2 vidyas. 3...? Two. No. Three, I believe.

3. Can I get those paperbacks on my Kindle?

SLAPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

4. Seriously, do you prefer hardcover or paperback?

Hardcover is mucho moar expensive.. and paper back is easier to store.. but I do enjoy having Hardcover when I can afford it or if I find 'em used/cheap.

5. How often do you laugh out loud when reading TMF posts?

A lot more than I'll ever admit. 😛

6. Ever laughed really loud at something online, then felt awkward about it because you were alone, thus anyone who happened by would think you were insane?

Holy crap.. so many times you have NO idea. LOL

7. How much money do you think the inventor of twist-ties made from that creation?

Obviously enough.. although someone really needs to come along & change that shit!

9. While we're on the subject of ties. . . Toe-ties, yay or nay?

Yes! I did a vidya actually.. at the UNY Gathering. It was a challenge issued between MistressAura that I couldn't get out of her bondage. And Myriads incorporated a toe-tie into it. First time I experienced it & although there was no tickling happening (unfair as I was trying to escape the bondage), it FELT cool. 😀

8. Name some of the most sadistic things you've ever done. 🙂

Ahhh.. Hmmm..

Okay.. Skippy & I caused some MAJOR damage to Soda Bobinski when we all hung out in PA a few weekends back. (he got drunk & went to bed too early. We painted his toe nails bright-ass Orange and applied Show Girl makeup. Then put stickers on the back of his head. LOL)

Anytime I'm with Amanda, it's my goal to see how much I can amuse myself. Whether we're playing or not. -- One time at the NYC Munch that Baldadonis hosted; Me, her, Kraziedog, Baldadonis & SnailShell were waiting for the Subway back to Baldadonis's apartment & Manda spouted off some line of shit and I just turned and bitch slapped the taste out of her mouth. -- However .. that was the first time I had ever done that to her.. so of course I was all "OMFG IM SO SORRY ARE YOU OK?!" -- Now? I don't apologize. She deserves it everytime.

I had the pleasure of being able to play w/Kroastus last year at NEST. It was a public mini 'scene', so it wasn't too involved.. but his reactions were so marvelous that I worked very hard to see what new ones I could pull from him, but also keep respect to him that it was PUBLIC and I didn't want to get too indepth.

It's hard, actually, to really describe moments of Sadism. I don't really keep a record.. they are mostly just moments.. some small.. some large & memorable like the ones above.. for the most part, it's just a part of me and that's it. 🙂

10. What's your dream occupation?

To either be a writer or a psychologist. I've wanted both since I was a kid and they've been the only two to not diminish.

11. Am I a horrible person if I don't know who Kesha is, either?

LOL. No way. She has a few decent songs. But nothing memorable.

12. Am I an old man already?

Iunno. How old ARE you?

13. What's with you kids and your rap music?

Lol. I am an UBER picky Rap music listener-er-er person.

14. If you had to wear a costume for a sexual situation, what would it be?

Depends on what my lover is into. 😉

15. What, in your mind, separates porn from other fetish content?

Re-word this. Either I'm DERP'ing right now, or it's too early.. or I'm just retarded.. but I'm not following the premise of your question.

16. So, basically, this lobby is the greatest place on the planet?

YES. It'll be like the NEST lobby but with MOOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRR.

17. Favorite MK character?

SCORPION.

18. Maybe the lawn darts could be to ward off trolls or other such unwanteds. Um, I need to go invent a lawn dart catapult. You with me?

Home Depot AWAYYYYYY. 😀

19. How long can you play Monopoly before you go postal and assault the banker?

LOL. Usually I AM the banker.. so .. I guess that means I go postal on myself..?

20. Ok, Miss Observant, did you notice the error in my numbering earlier?

Numbers were in order as far as I saw. Was it a spacing issue? I saw nothing. >.<

21. When I become famous, I will write a song for you in thanks for asking me questions. Should I make it Metallica-esque? Or would you prefer a ballad?

Metallica sorta did ballads. So make it BOTH. 😀

22. How do you handle pressure?

Depends on the situation.

If it's argument-based w/someone I care about enough -- I shut down completely. I'll just go along w/whatever they are upset about or blaming me for, apologize for everything including shit I feel ISN'T necessary to apologize for, because all I want is for them to feel better. I can shoulder the rest.

If it's something health-wise w/the kid -- I'm at my most alert. -- When he was an infant, I used to melt-down. But the more mom experience I gained, the more I became calmer under pressure.

If it's argument-based w/someone I don't really care that much about OR I feel STRONGLY enough about my argument -- I'll lock horns w/them until the world ends.

If it's work-based -- I just try to shut everything else out & get done what I need to get done.

If it's every single one of the above at the same time -- I melt-down AFTER I fight/apologize/mend/shut out.

23. You're 5 seconds before a session as 'lee. What's going through your mind?

"How many ways can I distract him or throw him entirely off his game by asking retarded questions?"

24. Same question, as tickler.

"How do I feel like amusing myself today?"

I'm very rarely a 'ler. Like i've kinda said before; if/when I DO 'ler, it's more towards sating the sadistic/reaction junkie in me. Doesn't always have to involve tickling.

25. When was the last time you went swimming?

.. I have no idea..

26. Why even numbers?

Ah. Not a fan of odds. Mildly OCD. Sometimes they make me uncomfortable. lol

 

[milagros317]

Not that I can think of off the top of my head.

I'd really like to see Horrible Bosses. So I might go and do that. Probably look around for another comic book store and try not to get lost, since it'll be somewhere in the city, I'm SURE.

You?

On Saturday afternoon I will go to Coney Island to walk on the boardwalk and then in the evening I will see a minor league baseball game (Brooklyn Cyclones versus Staten Island Yankees).

No plans for Sunday except an exercise walk in Central Park.

New question: What is your favorite current TV series (if any)?
Mine is Rizzoli and Isles.

 

[thetmfobserver]

1. Besides the Texas Rattlesnake, who are 3 other wrestlers you like?


2. If you don't actually like wrestling, I apologize.


3. That wasn't a question. 😛


4. Do you enjoy doing tickle vids?


5. Are you a fan of used bookstores?


6. Whom do you share a domicile with?


7. What is something you'd like to invent that would benefit society?


8. This video with the toe-ties. . . Was it a published video, or just one for fun?


9. Do you think you would enjoy toe-ties mixed with tickling?


10. So now you bitch-slap strangers without apology?


11. Have you taken psychology courses?


12. Who is a musical artist you are ashamed to admit you enjoy listening to?


13. What costume would YOU prefer to wear?


14. Do you want your lover to wear a costume?


15. You mentioned in a previous question that you can distinguish between "porn" and "tickling videos". Describe how you make that distinction.


16. Have you seen the Mortal Kombat: Legacy trailer?


17. If you had Scorpion's rope / chain thing, what would you scream when you used it?


18. I think I have a Home Depot gift card. There should be around 8 bucks on it. What should we buy?


19. Have you ever gone postal on yourself?


20. If there was a way to tickle yourself, would you do it? If so, would you be as sadistic as you would be to someone else?


21. Go back and check again. I believe I went "7, 9, 8". I'll wait. . . .


22. Was I right?


23. Top 3 Metallica songs. Go!


24. Would you consider yourself a natural submissive, dominant, or neither?


25. How old is the kiddo?


26. What sort of questions do you ask before a session?


27. In a brief paragraph, describe your ideal tickler.


28. How long must I keep my profile those ridiculous colors?

 

[Snail Shell]

How much spinning is too much?

If you could punch any three people on the TMF without any repercussions, who would it be?

 

[CrystalLight]

On Saturday afternoon I will go to Coney Island to walk on the boardwalk and then in the evening I will see a minor league baseball game (Brooklyn Cyclones versus Staten Island Yankees).

No plans for Sunday except an exercise walk in Central Park.

New question: What is your favorite current TV series (if any)?
Mine is Rizzoli and Isles.

Current? Nada.

I was watching Sons of Anarchy for awhile.. which was a pretty bad ass show. But I randomly stopped.

You sound like such a New Yorkian. 😀

1. Besides the Texas Rattlesnake, who are 3 other wrestlers you like?

- Triple H.

- Rowdy Roddy Piper

- The Undertaker.

2. If you don't actually like wrestling, I apologize.

I just don't follow it on TV anymore. But I do like it. 😀

3. That wasn't a question. 😛

I'm trying valiantly to not make a big deal out of that atrocity.

4. Do you enjoy doing tickle vids?

Yes. I have had a blast doing every one of 'em. 😀

5. Are you a fan of used bookstores?

YASE. -- Love the old, dusty smell/feel/look.. the atmosphere is ace.. I dunno why. I just dig it. Those random hole in the wall bookstores that no one really knows about that you just come across are the fucking BEST.

6. Whom do you share a domicile with?

My Madre, My Kid, 4 derp cats & a bird. 😀

7. What is something you'd like to invent that would benefit society?

A pill to make people less ignorant.

8. This video with the toe-ties. . . Was it a published video, or just one for fun?

It was just for fun. 🙂

9. Do you think you would enjoy toe-ties mixed with tickling?

Sure! It's an element of bondage.. & I'm a fan of bondage. So why not?

10. So now you bitch-slap strangers without apology?

I was enthusiastically high-fiving your face. You should be elated.

11. Have you taken psychology courses?

No. But it's in my plan of Life dealie.

12. Who is a musical artist you are ashamed to admit you enjoy listening to?

Hanson. LOL

13. What costume would YOU prefer to wear?

Something black, silky, lacy.. feminine but with a bit of a bad-ass-ness to it.

And FABU SHOES.

14. Do you want your lover to wear a costume?

No.. it's not my preference.

15. You mentioned in a previous question that you can distinguish between "porn" and "tickling videos". Describe how you make that distinction.

If it makes me want to masturbate -- then it's porn.

16. Have you seen the Mortal Kombat: Legacy trailer?

Dude. Yes. Yes. I have. They are also prepping a movie for 2013. 😀

17. If you had Scorpion's rope / chain thing, what would you scream when you used it?

Something ferocious. Although it'd probably be "DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP" the first few times, just for shits & giggles.

18. I think I have a Home Depot gift card. There should be around 8 bucks on it. What should we buy?

I think 8 bucks would get us a paint brush..

19. Have you ever gone postal on yourself?

Yes. It prevents those around me from suffering my wrath.

20. If there was a way to tickle yourself, would you do it? If so, would you be as sadistic as you would be to someone else?

No. I'd feel like a dip-tard.

21. Go back and check again. I believe I went "7, 9, 8". I'll wait. . . .

*opening new tab*

Oh that's HORSESHIT.. I *SO* checked those a kabillion times. Damn you.. you got me.

22. Was I right?

>.>

23. Top 3 Metallica songs. Go!

OrionBlackenedTheMemoryRemainsDevilsDanceFuelBleedingMeNothingElseMattersBatteryOneEnterSandmanOfWolfAndManMasterOfPuppets

*gasp*

24. Would you consider yourself a natural submissive, dominant, or neither?

Both.

Mostly Dominant in day-to-day 'nilla life.. but a bit submissive in the bed-room.

25. How old is the kiddo?

5. I feel old as shit.

26. What sort of questions do you ask before a session?

Lol. -- I asked a group of people holding me down and the 'ler to detail explain to me the Cold War.

That's honestly the most memorable one I've fired off before.

27. In a brief paragraph, describe your ideal tickler.

Someone who has the ability to delve into the scene as much as I do. -- Not just physically, but mentally. They need to be capable of leaving the 'day-to-day' shit behind for however long we are playing & just focus on his enjoyment & mine. Someone who is able to keep up w/my stamina, which is surprisingly high considering I'm a smoker. -- Someone who gets off on rough housing as much as I do, but is still capable of holding me down. -- A verbal 'ler, but also one that knows that not talking during intense moments of play mindfuck me deliciously. -- Obviously someone who isn't going to focus on one part of my body; they know to spread it around.

I think that's lengthy enough. Yes?

28. How long must I keep my profile those ridiculous colors?

Until you get hit on.

How much spinning is too much?

When you feel like you're going to fall off the planet.

If you could punch any three people on the TMF without any repercussions, who would it be?

LOL. Ummm.. Definitely Kraziedog, Beard & Rhino.

 

[KrazieDog]

If you could punch any three people on the TMF without any repercussions, who would it be?

LOL. Ummm.. Definitely Kraziedog, Beard & Rhino.

What a coincidence, punching you in the face is at the top of my list also!! 😉

Do you still go Bruce Lee on people in your sleep?

 

[milagros317]

Current? Nada.

I was watching Sons of Anarchy for awhile.. which was a pretty bad ass show. But I randomly stopped.

You sound like such a New Yorkian. 😀

That's likely because I was born in New York City, I returned to live here in 1978, and I have lived here for the last 33 years.

What was your favorite TV series of all time? 😀

 

[thetmfobserver]

1. What caused you to stop following wrestling?


2. Would you ever hit someone in the head with a coconut?


3. What do you enjoy about tickle vids?


4. Would you consider doing more?


5. There is a giant used bookstore down on the coast I like going to. It's actually in 3 separate locations, because it's so huge. This is also not a question. Deal with it.


6. What's the best part about living with your family?


7. Worst part?


8. How would the anti-ignorant pill work?


9. For the benefit of all mankind, would you kindly let us know where your favorite tickle spot is?


10. Does the "enthusiastic high-five" line work?


11. How do you define "fabu shoes"?


12. Also for the benefit of all mankind, what features of porn make you want to. . .ya know?


13. Do you think people can be born with their eyes inside out, a la Reptile?


14. Paint brush? We still talking about catapults?


15. Brushes in tickling: your thoughts?


16. How do you "go postal" on yourself?


17. Was that 3 songs?


18. Has there been another band to remake one of their own songs, a la Unforgiven / Unforgiven II?


19. Do you think many people are different in their real life and in the boudoir?


20. How old be you?


21. Did they explain the Cold War before beginning your torture?


22. When did you begin smoking?


23. Do you wish you were not a smoker?


24. Have you played with someone who meets your description of a perfect ler before?


25. No one has hit on me yet. Am I not pretty enough?


26. Why do I always seem to end on an odd question, which means I need to create another one to satisfy your compulsions?

 

[Nubian]

I can seem to get into the chatroom. It has a padlock icon. Is it on my end or TMF's? Thanks

 

[CrystalLight]

I can seem to get into the chatroom. It has a padlock icon. Is it on my end or TMF's? Thanks

The chat forum has a padlock because the chat forum is locked to posting. It has no effect on being able to enter the chat room.

If you're having further issues with V4, please Go here. 🙂

 

[CrystalLight]

What a coincidence, punching you in the face is at the top of my list also!! 😉

Do you still go Bruce Lee on people in your sleep?

LOL.

I do NOT ! Never have. I am a calm sleeping fragile little flower.

That's likely because I was born in New York City, I returned to live here in 1978, and I have lived here for the last 33 years.

What was your favorite TV series of all time? 😀

I've been in Upper NYS for 23 years. I'm catching up! 😀

Big Love -- It's an insanely interesting show and taught me a lot about Polygamy. I had minimal knowledge on it before. GREAT cast too.

1. What caused you to stop following wrestling?

Storylines became too predictable. Way too predictable.. & the majority of wrestling I enjoy is the high flyers.. so when you cut down on that & insert shit story-lines, I decided it was time to just stop.

2. Would you ever hit someone in the head with a coconut?

Whaa? Never. I could crack that open w/my BARE HANDS.

3. What do you enjoy about tickle vids?

Broad question.

I'll try to just narrow it down:

- How the 'ler works over his/her 'lee.

- How the 'lee responds.

- Seeing if there is genuine enjoyment on both ends.

4. Would you consider doing more?

Sure, I'd do more. I just will never 'lee for them.

5. There is a giant used bookstore down on the coast I like going to. It's actually in 3 separate locations, because it's so huge. This is also not a question. Deal with it.

.. Ummmmmmm.. if you go, tell me in detail what the experience was like, pl0x. <3

6. What's the best part about living with your family?

We all get along.. & my Madre and I are tight so we kinda help each other shoulder some of the shit we got going on w/the family right now. It's nice to have a support system RIGHT there, yanno?

7. Worst part?

She keeps forgetting that I used to own my own place for several years before I got divorced. LOL

8. How would the anti-ignorant pill work?

Take one, twice a day for 6 weeks and the stupidity just oozes out of yer pores!

9. For the benefit of all mankind, would you kindly let us know where your favorite tickle spot is?

Lol.

I dunno if this is gonna benefit ANYTHANG.. but my favorite? Umm.. I'd have to say it's a solid up tie between my underarms, my hips, inner thighs and ftz.

Whole.. body...? LOL

10. Does the "enthusiastic high-five" line work?

You tell me.

11. How do you define "fabu shoes"?

Shoes that make my legs look incredible.. and make me feel semi-good about myself.

12. Also for the benefit of all mankind, what features of porn make you want to. . .ya know?

LOLOL.


Sadism within the tickling.

Heavy teasing.. physically.

Mild choking.

Spanking.

Begging, begging & MOAR BEGGING. >:]

13. Do you think people can be born with their eyes inside out, a la Reptile?

Have you SEEN some of the deformities out there? I'm sure that is already out there.

14. Paint brush? We still talking about catapults?

... Well it needs to be PAINTED. Right?

15. Brushes in tickling: your thoughts?

Nnnnnnnot really a 'tool gal', to be honest.

16. How do you "go postal" on yourself?

I am my own worst enemy, more or less. I beat myself up mentally pretty good. It's unhealthy & I've been working very hard to get past it. But I've had certain things hammered into mah brain holes since I was 17, so some habits are hard to break in a day.

17. Was that 3 songs?

No. But you can't expect me to just name 3. It's METALLICA.

18. Has there been another band to remake one of their own songs, a la Unforgiven / Unforgiven II?

Bluegrass.

Band called Iron Horse did a whole Metallica remake.. that was one of the songs.

I actually want to get that album. It'd amuse the hell out of me to hear hard-core Metallica songs played on banjos and shit.

Capn'mad actually informed me of this awhile ago, I believe.

19. Do you think many people are different in their real life and in the boudoir?

Yes. Bedroom time is one of the few times we can show sides of ourselves that we either HAVE to keep hidden during day to day grind, OR one of the times we can feel comfortable enough to.. as you are most likely sharing a moment w/someone you care and trust enough to drop such guards.

20. How old be you?

I be 23. 😀

21. Did they explain the Cold War before beginning your torture?

They gave me a bullshit Cliff Notes version of it. LOL

22. When did you begin smoking?

When I was 11. =\

23. Do you wish you were not a smoker?

I do.

24. Have you played with someone who meets your description of a perfect ler before?

Since there is no such thing as perfection; no. I have not. -- But I've played w/a few folks who fit what I like quite a bit. 🙂

25. No one has hit on me yet. Am I not pretty enough?

No. All our backgrounds went back to white. 🙁


PS: Thank you for bringing that to our attention.

26. Why do I always seem to end on an odd question, which means I need to create another one to satisfy your compulsions?

- Because you find me charming & delightful? 😀

 

[thetmfobserver]

1. Last time I checked, the Undertaker and Steve Austin were not high flyers. If you're in love with that aspect, why enjoy those characters?


2. Ever tried out TNA Wrestling? I'm not saying it's any good, but it's somewhat different.


3. What the hell is wrong with broad questions?


4. When watching tickle vids, are you more likely to envision yourself as the 'ler or 'lee?


5. What is a video that you feel is a prime example of the kind of tickling you're into?


6. I've been to the used bookstore 4-5 times. The main store has a bunch of buildings to wander through. It's an old house with barns and sheds full of books. There are 2 other branches more "downtown" that are less exciting, but have different sections than the main store.

http://www.bookbarnniantic.com/

Again, not a question. Tough titty, said the kitty.


7. Did you enjoy married life?


8. If stupidity is oozing out of my pores, does it have an odor? If so, what?


9. One-on-one tickling, or does multiple ticklers interest you?


10. What about one tickler working over multiple spots simultaneously?


11. I'm not sure I'm ready to be bitch-slapped by you. We might not be that close yet. Plus, I might bruise easily. Have you ever bitch-slapped a guy?


12. Are you implying that you only ever feel semi-good, and never just good?


13. What are 3 things that make you feel like a sexy beast?


14. Is the tickler or ticklee doing the begging?


15. Um, I don't know how to tell you this. . . . But, it's M-O-R-E, not M-O-A-R. Sorry, but I'm a teacher. Do you consider yourself a good speller?


16. Define heavy physical teasing.


17. So, you don't like tools used in your tickling, or you don't like being tickled by "tools"?


18. What about a tickler using their mouth / tongue to tickle?


19. Have you ever seen a professional to address the "brain hole" issue?


20. If you could take any of the "CrystalLight" personality and put it into the real world, what would you change?


21. Do you enjoy smoking, or is it just a need at this point?


22. What do you think would inspire you to quit?


23. Which would you rather be: delightful, delicious, or de-lovely?


24. Fate or free will?


25. I realize this series of questions has been deeper than I expected. Let's lighten the mood. In no particular order, please name your 3 favorite Disney movies.


26. You are given $200, with the caveat that it spent on a single meal just for yourself. What are you getting?