Ask Jo a question. =^.^=

[CrystalLight]

Hey kid... You know I came up in these streets too? 😀

That's just fine. I'm very casual at home, too.

New question: If you won a one-week all-expense-paid vacation to anywhere, where would you go and why?

It'd be Ireland. -- I've always wanted to experience the culture and the scenery. 🙂

 

[milagros317]

It'd be Ireland. -- I've always wanted to experience the culture and the scenery. 🙂

I've been to England but not Ireland. Some day I'll visit Ireland and Scotland.

New question: What does the tattoo on your arm say?

 

[natural tickler]

if I suprise you one day with strawberry soft serve ice cream, would you eat it??

5 things on the bucket list you intend to accomplish within the next year?

you like winter?? lots of snow??

continuous soft tickles, or full blown wrecking ones?

you like perfume?? if so favorite fragrance??

one food you can't get enough of?

you like waterparks??

favorite candy bar?

the one wrestler you would love to meet live in person??

your specialty in the kitchen??

 

[T.O. Guy]

-Do you drink Gatorade?

-Have you ever ridden a horse?

-Chocolate or Cherry Cheesecake?

-How do you feel about your eating habits?

-Which movie superhero would you wanna tickle?

-When did you realize you were "into" tickling?

-Who is the most famous person you've ever met?

-What is something you've done in the last week that you really wish you hadn't?

 

[paracarl44]

Did you make it to New Hampshire?

 

[thetmfobserver]

1. Do you just assume I'm always going to have a pun or bad joke? If so, welcome to my inner circle. 🙂


2. When was the last time you needed to wear a Band-Aid?


3. Do you ever regret choosing work over education?


4. What are your feelings on regrets, in general? Are they worth it?


5. If you could plan the BEST CONCERT EVER (3 bands), who would perform?


6. What are your thoughts on music piracy?


7. What are your thoughts on pirates in general?


8. Should a guy ever wear a "costume" to bed?


9. TITSORGTFO?


10. What inspires you to be creative?


11. What is wrong with yellow? You and Lily both aren't fans. Did I miss a memo in school?


12. What was your favorite class you remember from school?


13. When in a bookstore, do you look around for guys who might re-enact a story you've written?


14. If those events happened, would you react as the character did?


15. Public sexual acts: yay or nay?


16. Why do you fight against the sub-jo side?


17. Sub-Jo...Sounds like Sub-Zero...Do you have a bad-ass costume, too?


18. If you could make the ULTIMATE fighting game, taking 10 characters from any other video game from the past, who would be it's roster?


19. Ever had a hole in one?


20. Ever had a hole in one while playing golf? (Insert corny rimshot here)


21. Get on the plane, get on the plane. Fuck You, I'm getting IN the plane. I'll be in here with you people in uniforms. There seems to be less WIND in here.

How many Carlin DVD's do you own?


22. Have you read Carlin's book, Last Words?


23. I may know how to read the slang, but I doubt I'll use it. KTHX.


24. Do you prefer your feet being rubbed, tickled, sucked on or bitten?


25. Can I tell you I felt a little creepy typing that last question?


26. What would you say is your best dish you prepare?


27. What is a poor idea for a first date?


28. What will your book be about?


29. Why James Hetfield, and not Lars Ulrich?


30. Are you afraid of heights?


31. If you HAD to perform in the Olympics, what event do you think you'd do best in?


32. Glad to see there are other people in the world who don't like sushi. What is the appeal of raw fish, anyway?


33. Do you believe in life on other planets?


34. Ever been in stocks? If so, how was it? If not, Bucket or Fuck It list?

 

[CrystalLight]

I've been to England but not Ireland. Some day I'll visit Ireland and Scotland.

New question: What does the tattoo on your arm say?

No Pity For The Majority in German. I swiped it from the band KMFDM.

if I suprise you one day with strawberry soft serve ice cream, would you eat it??

I don't believe I've ever had strawberry soft-serve.. so I would definitely try it.

5 things on the bucket list you intend to accomplish within the next year?

Absolutely nothing comes to mind aside from finishing school.

you like winter?? lots of snow??

I like the first "big" storm of winter.. after that it becomes boring.

continuous soft tickles, or full blown wrecking ones?

I like a balance between the two.. I don't want to be able to predict what's going to happen next.

you like perfume?? if so favorite fragrance??

Chanel No 5. -- Victoria's Secret "Love Spell" -- Bath & Body Works "Cherry Blossom" -- Bath & Body Works "Iced Cranberry" (which they don't make anymore. 🙁)

one food you can't get enough of?

Pizza.

you like waterparks??

YES! It's the best place to act like an immature child ...& not feel that bad about it. 😀

favorite candy bar?

Twix or Snickers.

the one wrestler you would love to meet live in person??

DX. Both of 'em.

Or Austin.

your specialty in the kitchen??

Taco Casserole. (It sounds gross, but I promise it's muy beuno!)

This weird mix of Au Gratin Potatos, Noodles & Ground Beef. -- I created this when we were low on monies and I needed to make a semi-decent hot meal.

Polish Sausage.

Chicken wrapped in Bacon w/white rice.

-Do you drink Gatorade?

I do from time to time.. but I prefer Powerade or Vitamin Water. Gatorade just isn't that great taste-wise.

-Have you ever ridden a horse?

Yes.. Aside from tigers and other "large cats".. Horses are my favorite animal.

-Chocolate or Cherry Cheesecake?

I'm a sucker for Cherry.. so Cherry hands-down. 😀

-How do you feel about your eating habits?

LOL. Umm.. they aren't that epic.

-Which movie superhero would you wanna tickle?

None.. I sway more on the 'lee side of things.. like 99.9% 'lee.

-When did you realize you were "into" tickling?

It's always been hard-wired.. i know for sure. I was your classic case of looking up the words in the dictionary..& seeing the cartoons..even some of the comics I used to have had a few tickling parts.

-Who is the most famous person you've ever met?

Dave Pelzer. He stayed at the Hotel I worked at.. I actually had his room to clean.

(Author of his own auto-bio "A Child Called It")

-What is something you've done in the last week that you really wish you hadn't?

Assumed.

1. Do you just assume I'm always going to have a pun or bad joke? If so, welcome to my inner circle. 🙂

I do.. but not in a bad way. 😀

2. When was the last time you needed to wear a Band-Aid?

I should be wearing one now.. Mr Bojangles scratched my finger pretty nasty style and it hurts.

3. Do you ever regret choosing work over education?

No.. I made a lot of money & learned a lot of valuable shit that will help me if I ever want to move up the Corporate Hotel Management Ladder.

4. What are your feelings on regrets, in general? Are they worth it?

Sure.. I mean.. you learn from the mistakes you've made.. you mourn.. then you move on and try not to repeat it again.

5. If you could plan the BEST CONCERT EVER (3 bands), who would perform?

The best concert for me?

Metallica, Journey, Pearl Jam and Pink Floyd.

6. What are your thoughts on music piracy?

Don't get caught.

7. What are your thoughts on pirates in general?

I adore them.. but I prefer ninjas.

8. Should a guy ever wear a "costume" to bed?

Umm.. I.. don't think so..

9. TITSORGTFO?

Boop!

10. What inspires you to be creative?

Music. Recent encounters w/folks. Talking w/friends.

11. What is wrong with yellow? You and Lily both aren't fans. Did I miss a memo in school?

LOL. No.. I think it's all in what you prefer... Yellow is just.. bland.. you can't do a whole hell of a lot with it and unless it's applied correctly, it doesn't really 'pop' in any form of art, imo.

12. What was your favorite class you remember from school?

English. Always.

13. When in a bookstore, do you look around for guys who might re-enact a story you've written?

No. I'm too busy geeking out. LOL

14. If those events happened, would you react as the character did?

Hell no. That was all 'fantasy'. There was no hope for realism there. Stranger Danger!

15. Public sexual acts: yay or nay?

Like around groups of people? No. Absolutely not.

16. Why do you fight against the sub-jo side?

Because I find her to be weak.. I guess. I don't know. It's a very.. guarded area of my personality..and I guess that makes it difficult to just let go of and show to my partner.

17. Sub-Jo...Sounds like Sub-Zero...Do you have a bad-ass costume, too?

I used to have a Sub-Zero costume!

18. If you could make the ULTIMATE fighting game, taking 10 characters from any other video game from the past, who would be it's roster?

Oh, man. OK:

1.) Kratos (God of War)

2.) Scorpion (MK)

3.) Chun-Li (SF)

4.) Jill Valentine (Resident Evil)

5.) Nariko (Heavenly Sword)

6.) Dante (Devil May Cry)

7.) Ryu (SF)

8.) Captain Falcon (Super Smash Brothers)

9.) Goku (Dragon Ball Z)

10.) Sailor Moon



That took a LONG time. LOL

19. Ever had a hole in one?

Ohhhhhhhhhyeah.

20. Ever had a hole in one while playing golf? (Insert corny rimshot here)

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21. Get on the plane, get on the plane. Fuck You, I'm getting IN the plane. I'll be in here with you people in uniforms. There seems to be less WIND in here.

How many Carlin DVD's do you own?

Zero. 🙁

22. Have you read Carlin's book, Last Words?

Yes. 🙂 It was fantastic.

23. I may know how to read the slang, but I doubt I'll use it. KTHX.

24. Do you prefer your feet being rubbed, tickled, sucked on or bitten?

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

😀

25. Can I tell you I felt a little creepy typing that last question?

Don't. You do not register on the creep-dar. 🙂

26. What would you say is your best dish you prepare?

See Natural's question about mah cookin' dishes. 😀

27. What is a poor idea for a first date?

When you clearly do NOT link up w/the guy and it's just awkward and uncomfortable..& you're desperately trying to fill in the silence. Ugh.

28. What will your book be about?

Unsure yet. Ask laters. 😀

29. Why James Hetfield, and not Lars Ulrich?

Lars is a Derp who knows how to play the drums really, really, really, really well. Hetfield has more of a brooding, bad-boy persona that I'm mucho attracted to.

30. Are you afraid of heights?

Yes.

31. If you HAD to perform in the Olympics, what event do you think you'd do best in?

If I started practicing again.. I could jump hurdles pretty well.

32. Glad to see there are other people in the world who don't like sushi. What is the appeal of raw fish, anyway?

Acquired tastes.. I hate the taste of beer.. but I love the smell. But I do not like the smell of raw fish.. or taste. LOL

33. Do you believe in life on other planets?

Ehh... I think there MAY be life out there.. but I'm not sure. It's not a YES and it's not a NOWAI.

34. Ever been in stocks? If so, how was it? If not, Bucket or Fuck It list?

More like a "Meh" - It List. No.. I've not.. & if I had the chance to try, I might.. but it's not something i absolutely WANT to try.

 

[thetmfobserver]

1. What do you think the record is for most questions in a single post?


2. Think it might be 100 questions?


3. Can you tell I might be going for the record here today?


4. Will you be able to handle it?


5. Can I apologize in advance for what is about to transpire?


6. What's your take on Harley Quinn?


7. Do you use a laptop or a desktop for your posting?


8. What are 3 objects other than your computer that are within arms reach?


9. Are you skilled at picking things up with your toes?


10. Guys with facial hair: yay or nay?


11. How many contacts do you have in your cell phone?


12. Do you wear contact lenses? If so, do you enjoy them?


13. Do you enjoy going to the doctor or dentist?


14. What is a CD you are embarrassed to say you own or used to own?


15. Did you ever spend hours singing and dancing in your bedroom?


16. What was your first job ever?


17. Are you a member of other fetish forums?


18. What color is the towel you used for your last shower?


19. Showers or baths?


20. Candlelit dinners: yay or nay?


21. Do you have a name for your car? If so, what is it?


22. Should I count the previous question as one or two?


23. How good are you at multi-tasking?


24. How far do you live from Schenectady?


25. Are you sure Schenectady is a real place?


26. What are 3 words you always misspell?


27. What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?


28. What is your favorite non-alcoholic beverage?


29. Have you ever been so inebriated, you've passed out?


30. Are you a happy drunk, a moody drunk, or an angry drunk?


31. Have you ever drunk-dialed or drunk-texted?


32. Have you ever sexted?


33. If so, what is the point?


34. How long does it usually take you to answer a set of questions?


35. Do you consider yourself to be a good typist?


36. If the TMF closed its doors permanently, what would you do with your extra time?


37. Have you gotten to this point yet?


38. How often do you cut your nails?


39. Do you find extremely long nails appealing?


40. How old were you when you had your first sexual encounter?


41. Are there some questions that are too personal?


42. What was your favorite childhood snack?


43. Did you ever watch Power Rangers? If so, who was your favorite?


44. How often do you go to the movies?


45. What's the last movie you saw in theaters?


46. When you go to the movies, do you get snacks? If so, which ones?


47. What's the most amount of Diet Coke you have drank in a single sitting?


48. Do you think it's possible to drink so much liquid, you have to constantly use the bathroom?


49. How long does it take you to get ready on an average morning?


50. Who usually gets up first: you or the kid?


51. Do you enjoy picnics?


52. Have you ever traveled outside the United States?


53. What are 3 countries outside of North America you would like to visit?


54. Are you a fan of flying?


55. Why do you prefer ninjas over pirates?


56. I'm beginning to run out of steam here. This was a good idea when I started, I swear. Do you think you have a good sized attention span?


57. On a first date, who pays?


58. Nylons, socks, or barefoot tickling?


59. Would you ever consider cutting your hair wicked short?


60. What are 3 things you NEED to do in the morning to be able to function?


61. Is it the size of the boat, or the motion of the ocean?


62. Do you think there is a maximum post length?


63. Can you tell when a ticklee is "faking"?


64. Have you ever "faked" a ticklish response?


65. Have you ever "faked" a sexual response?


66. Have you ever used the "I have a headache" excuse?


67. If there's no hope for fantasies to ever come true, then why have them be fantasies at all? Why not fantasize about something with the potential for happening?


68. Who, in your opinion, is the most overrated superhero?


69. What musical instruments do you know how to play?


70. How often do you clean your keyboard?


71. What's the dumbest thing you've ever done on a dare?


72. Does your OCD tendencies carry over to the cleanliness of your domicile?


73. Fan or AC?


74. How many times would you say you have been "in love" in your lifetime?


75. This is a fish.


76. How sad is it that I've chuckled for the last 10-15 seconds at that last statement?


77. Do you appreciate your own humor more than other people do?


78. Why can you not reveal your occupation?


79. When was the last time you were tickled for more than one minute?


80. What's the longest time you've been tickled?


81. Have you ever been to a Renaissance Fair?


82. Have you ever LARP'ed?


83. Would you rather be pepper sprayed or hit with a Tazer?


84. We're approaching the finish line. Are you excited?


85. What are 10 video game characters you absolutely detest?


86. What are some fetishes you could absolutely NOT be a fan of?


87. Are you a Star Wars fan?


88. How about Star Trek?


89. What is the single funniest movie you have ever seen?


90. How do you respond when someone says the word "Tickle" in a vanilla setting?


91. If you had to pick only one foot related act (massaged, tickled, sucked, bitten), which would it be?


92. What makes someone register on the creep-dar?


93. What is the last magazine you read?


94. Who is the most famous person you have ever met?


95. How many pieces of jewelry are you currently wearing?


96. Have you ever posted while nude?


97. Do you enjoy being nude?


98. You have taken a pill. This pill is going to reduce your ticklishness to a single body part (underarms, hips, etc.), but you will be insanely ticklish on that spot. Which spot do you choose?


99. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?


100. We're still friends, right?

 

[CrystalLight]

OMFG LOLOL

 

[paracarl44]

Is Mr. Bojangles your cat?

 

[milagros317]

No Pity For The Majority in German. I swiped it from the band KMFDM.

Aha, in German. Now I don't feel so bad about not being able to read it.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

^
Wonderful answer.

New question: Will you be at Bella's in November? 😀

 

[CrystalLight]

Is Mr. Bojangles your cat?

Yes. He is. 😀

Aha, in German. Now I don't feel so bad about not being able to read it.


^
Wonderful answer.

New question: Will you be at Bella's in November? 😀

I am down like a clown!

As far as I know.

Yes: As of right now goes. LOL

 

[CrystalLight]

Start Time: 8:30 PM.

1. What do you think the record is for most questions in a single post?

I think you just set it.

2. Think it might be 100 questions?

Looks like it's gonna be. LOL

3. Can you tell I might be going for the record here today?

Sweet Jesus.

4. Will you be able to handle it?

I'm at 4 and already having a hard time typing out the QUOTE BB Code. So we'll see.

5. Can I apologize in advance for what is about to transpire?

I SEE NO APOLOGY.

6. What's your take on Harley Quinn?

Dude.. she's "The Joker"'s other half.. she is amazing and I wish she had been thought of before the 90's.

7. Do you use a laptop or a desktop for your posting?

Laptop. Always. -- Well, unless I don't have it and have to use a desktop. But Laptop = #1.

8. What are 3 objects other than your computer that are within arms reach?

Cigarettes.

Phone.

Kleenex.

Diet coke.

9. Are you skilled at picking things up with your toes?

Yes. I've had lots of practice.

10. Guys with facial hair: yay or nay?

Sure. As long as it's maintained.

11. How many contacts do you have in your cell phone?

Uhh..

56.

12. Do you wear contact lenses? If so, do you enjoy them?

No. I sport glasses. I am not a fan of having things in my eye/near my eye/etc.

13. Do you enjoy going to the doctor or dentist?

No.

14. What is a CD you are embarrassed to say you own or used to own?

NSYNC.

15. Did you ever spend hours singing and dancing in your bedroom?

Yes. LOL

16. What was your first job ever?

Housekeeper at a Hotel.

17. Are you a member of other fetish forums?

Fetish? No. BDSM? Yes.

18. What color is the towel you used for your last shower?

White.

19. Showers or baths?

Showers, pl0x.

20. Candlelit dinners: yay or nay?

Depends. Now a days there are those lights that you can dim and shit. Moodlighting w/out the fire hazard.

21. Do you have a name for your car? If so, what is it?

The Stealth Mobile. 😀

22. Should I count the previous question as one or two?

1.5.

23. How good are you at multi-tasking?

I'm horrible and fantastic. -- I think it depends on what I'm trying to accomplish.

24. How far do you live from Schenectady?

Roughly 4 hours.

25. Are you sure Schenectady is a real place?

I promise it is. LOL

26. What are 3 words you always misspell?

Gorgeous.

Embarrassed.

Renown.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

27. What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

Anything that I can't taste the liquor in that has a fruity taste to it.

I'm becoming a mucho large fan of 99 Cherries & Diet Coke.

28. What is your favorite non-alcoholic beverage?

Mocha Frapps.

29. Have you ever been so inebriated, you've passed out?

Hmm.

Well.. I wouldn't say "passed out" so much as collapsed onto the bed and fell asleep for awhile.

30. Are you a happy drunk, a moody drunk, or an angry drunk?

If I drink Whiskey it tends to make me mean..er. For some reason.

Other than that, I think I'm fairly easy-going when I have a few.

31. Have you ever drunk-dialed or drunk-texted?

Nope.

32. Have you ever sexted?

Nope.

33. If so, what is the point?

The point of sexting? Mmmnot sure.. maybe some folks do it to rev their partner up. Who knows.

34. How long does it usually take you to answer a set of questions?

Depends on the question. If it's something that takes me off into a long explanation; then a few minutes. If it's like the above; then no time at all.

35. Do you consider yourself to be a good typist?

I'd say I'm average.

36. If the TMF closed its doors permanently, what would you do with your extra time?

Psh. I wouldn't allow that to happen. 😛

Playing video games, Farmville, Facebook .. & Fetlife. Gowd. So many F's.

37. Have you gotten to this point yet?

I'm still here: -- I caffeinated before I started in on these. LOL

38. How often do you cut your nails?

When I can literally FEEL how long they are. No bueno.

39. Do you find extremely long nails appealing?

If they are properly maintained. I loathe those long, curly-Q type fake nails though. If they are natural and semi-long and taken care of, then sure, it's coo.

40. How old were you when you had your first sexual encounter?

15.

41. Are there some questions that are too personal?

Sure. But you learn how to answer them w/out answering them.

42. What was your favorite childhood snack?

DUNKAROOS.

43. Did you ever watch Power Rangers? If so, who was your favorite?

LOL. I used to ADORE the MMPR. -- Pink Ranger was my favorite.. Kelly, I think the character name was? But.. at that age, I thought it was super cool that a chick was kicking butt right along with the dudes.

I hated the Blue Ranger. (Billy?) -- Weird as Blue is my favorite color. Ah well.

44. How often do you go to the movies?

Definitely not as much as I used to.

45. What's the last movie you saw in theaters?

Horrible Bosses. (FINALLY)

46. When you go to the movies, do you get snacks? If so, which ones?

If I do; Popcorn (extra butter, please), Sour Patch Kids & A large Ice-E. 😀

47. What's the most amount of Diet Coke you have drank in a single sitting?

I couldn't even tell you. Some un-Godly, un-healthy amount.

48. Do you think it's possible to drink so much liquid, you have to constantly use the bathroom?

If I have a glass of water I have to pee like every 15 minutes. Water is the death of me.. ironically.

49. How long does it take you to get ready on an average morning?

Average morning? No time at all. Once I'm caffeinated and nicotined, I'm good t'go.

50. Who usually gets up first: you or the kid?

I try to beat him to the punch. So most times me.

51. Do you enjoy picnics?

I do. 🙂 And it's been quite awhile since I've been on one.

52. Have you ever traveled outside the United States?

If Canada counts, then yes. I ask if Canada counts, because it's, well.. Canada. 😛

53. What are 3 countries outside of North America you would like to visit?

- Ireland

- Germany

- Poland

- United Kingdom.

54. Are you a fan of flying?

Nuh-uh.

55. Why do you prefer ninjas over pirates?

Ninjas are stealthier. And have potentially cooler costumes/get ups.

56. I'm beginning to run out of steam here. This was a good idea when I started, I swear. Do you think you have a good sized attention span?

Depends again. -- I can be very easily distracted at times. LOL

57. On a first date, who pays?

I would try to.

58. Nylons, socks, or barefoot tickling?

Barefoot.

59. Would you ever consider cutting your hair wicked short?

I've entertained the thought a couple times. But when I was a young'n, my Madre used to crop the SHIT out of my hair.. so when I got older, I naturally rebelled (like she gives a shit) and have grown it out long. My goal is to get it to my hips. So.. naw. I wouldn't want to do it right now.

60. What are 3 things you NEED to do in the morning to be able to function?

Coffee.

Cigarettes.

Check e-mail.

Check various websites.

61. Is it the size of the boat, or the motion of the ocean?

LOL.

If the size of the boat is adequate, the motion of the ocean won't be a forethought.. entirely.

62. Do you think there is a maximum post length?

Good question. I actually think there is ..and I think a few years ago I hit it while trying to make this one thread. But I can't remember for certain.

63. Can you tell when a ticklee is "faking"?

M'no.. unless I was watching my best friend & could tell she wasn't into it or something.

64. Have you ever "faked" a ticklish response?

No. It's kind of hard to do w/me. Faking it, I mean.

65. Have you ever "faked" a sexual response?

Yes.

66. Have you ever used the "I have a headache" excuse?

No. I've used the "I'm ragging it" excuse.

67. If there's no hope for fantasies to ever come true, then why have them be fantasies at all? Why not fantasize about something with the potential for happening?

Because sometimes it's nice to "what if". -- And who says ya can't fantasize about that anyhow?

68. Who, in your opinion, is the most overrated superhero?

It's a toss-up between Spiderman & Green Lantern.

69. What musical instruments do you know how to play?

Keyboards. Poorly.

I had training in Acoustic Guitar, but it was so goddamn long ago that if you were to put one in my hands, I'd just look at you like a giant Derp.

70. How often do you clean your keyboard?

I try to do it when I notice the dust buildin' up. I baby this stupid laptop. LOL

71. What's the dumbest thing you've ever done on a dare?

Got naked in front of a group of friends.. including one mutual guy friend. Guh.

72. Does your OCD tendencies carry over to the cleanliness of your domicile?

I've left conversations on AIM to go clean at times. So i'd say Yup to that.

73. Fan or AC?

Both.

74. How many times would you say you have been "in love" in your lifetime?

Twice.

75. This is a fish.

So is this:

76. How sad is it that I've chuckled for the last 10-15 seconds at that last statement?

I laughed when I first saw it.. now I'm becoming:

77. Do you appreciate your own humor more than other people do?

I really think I do.. not too many people seem to get me it feels like a lot of the time.

78. Why can you not reveal your occupation?

'Cus. That's what was asked of me.

79. When was the last time you were tickled for more than one minute?

Mmmuh.. last night.

80. What's the longest time you've been tickled?

I believe I had a roughly 6 hour scene once. Breaks included, of course.

81. Have you ever been to a Renaissance Fair?

No. But WANT.

82. Have you ever LARP'ed?

Hellllllllllll no.

83. Would you rather be pepper sprayed or hit with a Tazer?

Tazed. I hate shit in my eyes THAT much. LOL

84. We're approaching the finish line. Are you excited?

YES.

85. What are 10 video game characters you absolutely detest?

I'm going to have to answer this question with a: "Iputalotoftimeandeffortintothelistimadeyoubeforeoftoptencharactersinvideogameofdreamssoiamtoodamntiredtotryandexertthatenergyonquestioneightyfuckingfifve."

86. What are some fetishes you could absolutely NOT be a fan of?

Anything poo & piss related.

Anything w/diapers.

Anything w/animals.

Anything w/dead people.

Anything w/extreme pain.

Anything w/anal.

Anything w/fisting.

Anything involving minors.

Anything w/foreign objects.

Anything w/vag stretching.

There's your Top 10 List for the night.

87. Are you a Star Wars fan?

Not really.

88. How about Star Trek?

Star Trek is a comedy show to me.

89. What is the single funniest movie you have ever seen?

Horrible Bosses.

90. How do you respond when someone says the word "Tickle" in a vanilla setting?

I suck my stomach in until it feels like my ribcage is about to burst and bite the inside of my cheek.

91. If you had to pick only one foot related act (massaged, tickled, sucked, bitten), which would it be?

Based off my mood RIGHT now?: Massaged.

92. What makes someone register on the creep-dar?

Just a person who doesn't stop when under normal social circumstances, they should. -- When they refuse to take "No" at face value. -- When they are grossly obtrusive with lines of questions or conversation.

93. What is the last magazine you read?

A gossip rag.

94. Who is the most famous person you have ever met?

Dave Pelzer.

95. How many pieces of jewelry are you currently wearing?

4. (2 earrings in each ear)

96. Have you ever posted while nude?

Yup.

97. Do you enjoy being nude?

If I'm alone.

98. You have taken a pill. This pill is going to reduce your ticklishness to a single body part (underarms, hips, etc.), but you will be insanely ticklish on that spot. Which spot do you choose?

Probably my hip/thigh area.

99. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"We do have pork chops. Carlin is down the hall."

100. We're still friends, right?

If I can still use my hands when I wake up tomorrow; then yes. LOL


End Time: 10:14 PM. >.<

 

[Candis20]

How bad do your head and hands hurt after that?

 

[CrystalLight]

How bad do your head and hands hurt after that?

I took a lot of breaks and was distracted by shenanigans on The Facebook. So.. luckily (for him) not too bad. LOL

 

[Candis20]

What would happen to him if they were too bad? 😛

 

[CrystalLight]

What would happen to him if they were too bad? 😛

I'd throw a desktop at him.

 

[sasaxrah]

If you had to create your perfect person by combining TMF folks, which parts of which people would you combine?

 

[Candis20]

Sheesh, thats brutal...remind me to stay on your good side?

 

[CrystalLight]

If you had to create your perfect person by combining TMF folks, which parts of which people would you combine?

*my* perfect person?

Yeesh.

Well. I don't believe in perfection.. in anyone. But if I were to take characteristics from friends that I admire to make one whole person:

I'd take Slacker's taste in music.

Krazie's humor.

Skip's bluntness.

Capn'mad's intelligence.

Bella's mothering instinct.

Brighteyes' work ethics.

A skosh of Myriads' philosophies.

Soda's mellow-ness.

LD's sarcasm.

Myth's 'happy go lucky' persona.

You & Baldi's strength in relationships.

Fire Guardian's passionate persona.

TMF observers curiosity

and

Filthy Weasel's accent. 😀

Sheesh, thats brutal...remind me to stay on your good side?

I'm not that bad. : p

 

[thetmfobserver]

Wow, you're amazing.

Stay tuned for the incredible series of 1,000 questions!

. . . Throw a desktop at me?

. . .

. . .

K, maybe not.

😀

 

[natural tickler]

wow Jo, that's a BIG combination of folks....of course, if you had some of me, you would be all-natural...😛

 

[CrystalLight]

Wow, you're amazing.

Stay tuned for the incredible series of 1,000 questions!

. . . Throw a desktop at me?

. . .

. . .

K, maybe not.

😀

You. Wouldn't. Dare.

There aren't enough questions in the world, anyhow. I don't think.

wow Jo, that's a BIG combination of folks....of course, if you had some of me, you would be all-natural...😛

I left a lot of people out. But I blame it on being SUPER tired.

 

[thetmfobserver]

You. Wouldn't. Dare.

There aren't enough questions in the world, anyhow. I don't think.

Now you've gone and done it.

REPENT. . .

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[milagros317]

First I wish to thank thetmfobserver. You make me feel so virtuous because I only ask Jo one question at a time. I can't believe she answered all 100 of your questions.

What is your favorite soup?