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KUNG FU PANDA. <3333


You picked Kung Fu Panda, you win forever! I see you like to chew, maybe you should chew ON MY FIST!!!!!


Wallace & Gromit.
I don't believe Dreamworks did this, wasn't it Aardman? On that note, Flushed Away was awesome too!

I think I'm semi-portable. So: :thumbsup:

Careful what you wish for.

Never had it before.
GASP! A TRAVESTY, YOU.MUST.HAS.THE.5.ALIVE!!!

FREEZING. Sunny. 59 degrees. I'm dressed for winter. I loathe being cold.

I'm the polar opposite...I'm my own personal sun. I looooove the cold; methinks you shall enjoy hug from moi.

I have heard of it.. never played it.. and no clue how I'd be awesome at it. LOL

It's a tough game to describe here but trust me when I say you'd rock at it!


O.O >.< I SHALL MAKE YOU LOVE RUSH, OR I'LL USE IT AS MINDFUCK TORTURE WHEN I POKE/TORTURE YOU TO DEATH/ENLIGHTENMENT 😛


I really hope you're not referring to the GnR version. :evileye:
While there are some GnR songs I like, I WISH FOR AXL ROSE TO DIE A BLOODY AND PAINFUL DEATH!


COLD AS HELL DIET COKE. On myself. During sex. I was drunk. I kicked my leg up and there was my drink. I screamed. Again.. HATE being cold. LOL

That sucks!


WHY IS AIM GIANT FAIL?!?!?!

I installed AIM once, but rarely talked to people on it (Only had Lyz, Krys and Jay) and then it started not working properly so I ditched it. Tried to re-download it but it wouldn't work again... >.< I think AIM hates my guts.

Oh oh question...Ever kicked someone when you didn't mean to?
 
Should I wait until you're done with all 300 to ask my new set (it will be smaller, promise), or just post some more now, to keep the craziness coming?

How's Batman?
 
If I remember correctly, you won that challenge. :couch:
Have you ever been on the giving end of a hog tie challenge? (You tied somebody and he or she had to try to escape.)

Yes. I did manage to get out. I forgot the exact time, but HDS might still remember.

And, no; I'd prefer not to. That's not really my bag.


O.O >.< I SHALL MAKE YOU LOVE RUSH, OR I'LL USE IT AS MINDFUCK TORTURE WHEN I POKE/TORTURE YOU TO DEATH/ENLIGHTENMENT 😛

Trust me; It's never going to happen.

If music had Hard Limits, "Rush" would be that+.





Oh oh question...Ever kicked someone when you didn't mean to?

Yeah. Plenty of times. All accidentally. I felt bad.

How are you kiddo? Miss you. :twohugs:

Doing alright. Miss ya too. How's the school thing going?

Should I wait until you're done with all 300 to ask my new set (it will be smaller, promise), or just post some more now, to keep the craziness coming?

Please waiiiiiiiit. About to start the next bomb.
 
Bomb Part 2.



51. How many tabs do you generally keep open in a session?

Between 4 and 6. I'm a busy on-line bee.

52. Do you have a separate browser for fetish and non-fetish activities?

Not always, no. All my porn folder/websites are saved on my Firefox, though -- so sometimes I have to utilize that browser.

53. Do you think you have attractive feet? If so, why? If not, why not?

No. I've done a lot of damage to them and they are calloused in some areas.. & I just think they are unappealing.

54. What made you decide to change the color scheme of your profile?

I used to do fancy-pants themes a bunch before the upgrade.. then kinda stopped. I was tired of having a Default profile, but didn't feel like working with imaged backgrounds and such-forth, so I just added some color.

55. What are the current colors of your tabs?

Purple.

56. What do you intend on doing on September 11th this year?

Light the usual candle that I saved just for the memory of.

57. Were you really in 7th grade in 2001?

Yessir.

58. Do you enjoy math any more now than you did back in the day?

I hate Math. And I'm terrible at it. My older brother is the brains out of the two of us.

59. Sprite, Dr. Pepper or Orange Crush?

That's super tough.. because they all have their own personal categories of 'want' for me.

Sprite for when I want something w/out caffeine and isn't a dark soda.

Dr. Pepper for that extra kick and the taste is 'licious.

Orange Crush for when I'm in the "want flavored soda NAO" mood.

I couldn't pick. 🙁


60. If Coca-Cola stopped producing Diet Coke, would you riot in the streets?

lol.. Nope. I can just as easily drink Diet Pepsi & even Diet Dr. Pepper.

61. Did you have use ICQ?

No. I think I've seen the interface like once.. I've never ever utilized it though.

62. Is ICQ still around?

I'm not sure. However, if one is able to download the very first version of AIM, I'm sure there are versions of ICQ or variations of it out there.

63. Did Clarissa really explain it all?

I used to watch that show ALL. THE. TIME. -- I wanted my bedroom to look like hers. She had some pretty cool shit.

64. Did you ever have a friend who climbed in through your bedroom window?

No.. but I've climbed into one of my friend's bedroom windows.

Call me CasaJova.


65. Have you ever saluted your shorts?

*le sigh* You have no idea how badly I wish they'd just bring all of these fabulous shows BACK. >:O

66. Did you go to summer camp?

Yeh. But it was a day program dealie.. never like an actual camp-camp.

67. Have you ever worn sunscreen over your nose, like Ugh?

Hell no.

68. His name was Ugh, right?

lol.. Kevin "Ug" Lee.

69. Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?

That movie was so derpy, but I admit to enjoying it mildly.

70. When was the last time you saw a live theatrical performance?

Good question.. I have NO clue. :x

71. Were you ever an aspiring actress?

Nope.. Nevar.

72. What did you want to be when you grew up when you were 10 years old?

A writer or a psychologist. : )

73. Were / Are you a fan of candy necklaces?

YASE. They are like Ring Pops.. no matter how old ya get, you'll never be too old for 'em.

74. How about those candy buttons that came on the large roll of paper?

Yes! I used to eat the HELLLL out of those.

75 . How handy are you with household tasks?

Pretty handy. I try to keep a relatively clean domain.

76. Automotive tasks?

I'm not a mechanic by any sense of the word.

77. Where did you acquire your mad website creation skills?

Right click on the forum. Select "view Source" or "view page source".

From reading a lot of that.


78. How many fires have you started in your life?

Physically? A few.

Metaphorically? Too many.


79. Are you familiar with the theory of Radical Honesty? If not, it’s where you are 100% truthful, all of the time. If you subscribed to this theory, how do you think it would turn out?

Well, regardless of what you're honest about .. it always might end up hurting someone in someway. -- But if I focus more on the delivery of honesty, instead of the sole act of.. i think it wouldn't be too bad. I try to be as honest and open as possible as it is.

80. Who is one person you can never seem to lie to?

Amanda. She sees through my valiant attempts to cover up issues I'm having.

81. Who is one person you can never seem to be truthful with?

Myself. -- I tend to throw me under the bus a bit. I don't know if I deserve it as much as I do it.

82. If I end my sentences with a preposition, will that bother you?

No. It's all just grammatical folklore.

83. Are you in the path of the hurricane up where you are?

It ended up missing us aside from some wind and thunderstorms.

84. Are there many natural disasters in upstate New York?

Not many. I think our biggest issue would be if the Erie Canal flooded.

85. How do you handle it when someone compliments you?

Really bad. Almost offensively. Which makes me feel bad. I don't feel I do things to earn or merit complimenting. So I shy away from them. It's a personality quirk that's still under construction.

86. Why will you not ever be a llama?

Because of my nose. Too big. : p

87. Do you still think you have a “black little heart”?

lol.. yes. >:]

88. If you’re really bothered by the fact that I just gleaned 88 questions off of your website, blame Artoo. It was his link.

wottttt? 😵

89. Gleaned is a word we should use more often in everyday language, don’t you think?

I think it's a brilliant word and I fully agree.

90. When you read posts on TMF, do you read them deeply, or just give them a cursory glance?

Everything starts out as initial curiosity. If it's a topic I'm molto interested in; then I'll go back over it w/a bit more depth.

91. Do you know who taught me the phrase “cursory glance”? If you said Carlin, you’re right.

Dude.. Carlin is still teaching me stuff. Couldn't have asked for a better Teacher. :thumbsup:

92. Forget your pet peeves. What are your major psychotic fucking hatreds?

The same as my pet peeves. -- P.S. One of my favorite Carlin quotes.. evah. :bubbleheart:

93. Can you explain to me why I often insist on censoring my text?

I really don't understand why. And you should never, ever censor a Carlin Quote. Never. I even fixed it in my quote back. You're welcome.

94. Is your stuff shit, or is my shit stuff?

If you have stuff that I like.. it's stuff.. if you have stuff I DON'T like.. it's shit. 😛

95. Hmm, I noticed I didn’t censor the word shit. Interesting.

:boogie:

96. Do you talk to yourself?

Yes. Yes I do.

97. Are people who claim to be talking to God really just talking to themselves?

*sidesteps potential Religious talk*

Depends on what they believe and/or how much.


98. Do you believe in the invisible man who lives in the sky? You know, the one who NEEDS MONEY?

..And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else he'll send you to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you!

Yes. I do.


99. I will be interspersing Carlin into the questions. Just to keep your interest.

images

Brilliant!

100. Can you believe I’ve hit 100 questions just from your website and Carlin? We’ve got a LOONNGG way to go!

I'm breakin' 'em down.. little by little.

101. Why is your unicorn vomiting rainbows?

Because THAT'S where Rainbows come from..... Duh.

102. Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

Because ANYTHING rainbow-y is FABU.

103. I’m averaging about 20 questions a page. At what point does this become a disease?

We are all diseased.

104. When was the last time you were physically ill?

A few months ago. Little less than.

105. When was the last time you flew?

Many, many months ago.

106. Do you need to medicate when you fly?

Sometimes I'll take one of my Sedatives, yah.

107. Oddly enough, I also have a fear of heights, but planes don’t bother me. Can you handle the tops of tall buildings?

I just hate flying. I hate the turbulence. All of that. Blech.

Yes. My palms get sweaty as a mothalova though.

Even watching things on TV that involve heights. My palms and feet sweat. I used to get made fun of by ex-beau's for that.


108. Have you ever been on a ropes course or zip line?

No. 🙁 But I would LOVE to zip line. Love!

109. Have you actually ever tried haggis?

:xlime::xlime: Never Ever Ever.
 
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Do you think that you hold the record on this forum for being thread bombed?

What kind of a cat is Mr. Bojangles? What color is he?

Did you lose power during the storm?

What do you think of Bill Cosby's comedy?

How long is your hair now?

Has school started for your son?

Have you ever been to Syracuse?

How close are you to the Erie Canal?

Have you ever been to Albany?

How was your weekend in New Hampshire?
 
Yes. I did manage to get out. I forgot the exact time, but HDS might still remember.

And, no; I'd prefer not to. That's not really my bag.

I see, you don't like to be a ler or a Domme.

New question: Why is the default color of posts and comments in your blog white lettering on a white background? It makes them hard to read.
 
Doing alright. Miss ya too. How's the school thing going?

Well, It was going great. I had to take a leave of aabsence because I had an acident at the house and I may need surgery. Once I get this thing taken care of I will be back in school.

Anything new going on with you?
 
Do you think that you hold the record on this forum for being thread bombed?

I wouldn't be surprised! TMFO has completely bombarded me. :shock:

What kind of a cat is Mr. Bojangles? What color is he?

He is a Maine Coon. And has plentiful kitty colors. 😀

Here he is being Patriotic.

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Did you lose power during the storm?

Nope! We didn't really get affected by the storm this way.

What do you think of Bill Cosby's comedy?

I love his older stuff. I used to listen to tapes of his stand-up over & over again.

How long is your hair now?

Little past my shoulders.

Has school started for your son?

Not yet. We had Orientation on Tuesday.. but he starts on the 7th. 🙂

Have you ever been to Syracuse?

I've been there.. but not really done anything. If that makes sense. LOL

How close are you to the Erie Canal?

About 7-8 minutes give or take.

Have you ever been to Albany?

Yep. 🙂

How was your weekend in New Hampshire?

MAHHHHHHVELOUS. :bubbleheart: I miss everyone very, very much. :bubbleheart: -- I do NOT miss the no reception though. I looked like a total Derp walking around Classy's property w/my phone up in the air. >.<

I see, you don't like to be a ler or a Domme.

New question: Why is the default color of posts and comments in your blog white lettering on a white background? It makes them hard to read.

Gahhhh. It's because of the update. 🙁 I had a lot of personalized graphics and shizz that I added to it and it must have been messed up. I'll have to go back and re-do it.

Well, It was going great. I had to take a leave of aabsence because I had an acident at the house and I may need surgery. Once I get this thing taken care of I will be back in school.

Anything new going on with you?

I hope you're okay! :twohugs:

Nothing new here. Just been working on moar school work and staying out of the way.
 
Bomb Part 3.

110. What is the strangest food you’ve ever tasted?

Grape leaves wrapped around rice. Was actually tasty.

111. Do you consider yourself to be a picky eater?

No. I just know what I like. 😎

112. Do you enjoy the smell of matches / burning candles?

Yes. 🙂

113. What is your favorite fruit?

I've been on a hugggge banana kick lately.. So I guess that. But I also LOVE dried papaya.

114. What is the last thing you ate?

A banana. lol

115. If you were running from the feds, what are 3 things you would absolutely grab before you fled the house?

Child.

Phone.

Wallet.

Car keys.


116. When was the last time you went to the grocery store?

A few days ago.

117. Do you enjoy driving, or is it a necessary evil?

I LOVE driving. 🙂

118. What do you do to stay in shape?

Not eat.

119. What’s the last book you read cover to cover?

Darkness Compendium 1.

120. If I repeat questions, please forgive me.

No worries. 🙂

121. Are you a fan of Rocky Horror Picture Show?

I've only seen clips of it. 🙁 But what I saw -- I liked. Although it's more of an experience.. then a movie.

122. How did your hands feel after the 100 question marathon?

lol. Not that bad, but I took a few breaks. 😛

123. Do you insist on quoting each individual question?

Sometimes I do, yes. Does that bother you? LOL

124. Of all the fonts in the world, which one is your favorite?

Arial Narrow. Which this is SUPPOSED to be.. but isn't. 🙁

125. How fluent are you in WingDings?

LOL. fluent! I used to talk to my friends with that font all the time.

126. When was the last time you ate a Ding Dong?

Never. Ew.

127. How about a Ho Ho?

Double 'Ew'.

128. Do you think the Hostess brand just enjoys naming things after silly genital references?

Who fucking cares? I think it's bloody fantastic that we can have perverted foods...and food names.

129. Of all the sexually transmitted diseases, which one has the most comical name?

Herpes.

130. Can you see the stream of consciousness pouring out of my ears?

It's like a stream of BRILLIANCE.

131. Who do you consider to be your closest friend in the entire world?

Amanda & Kraziedog.

132. How long does it usually take for you to trust someone?

Sometimes a long time.. sometimes not. My trust is fucked up.

133. Can trust be formed online?

With the right person, yeah.

134. What was your favorite part of the chat rooms you used to frequent?

Watching people interact w/each other.

135. Do you frequent the TMF chatroom?

Used to. Now I pop in and just watch every now and again. 'Cus I'm a creepy, pervy voyeur lady.

136. As a mod, can you go invisible in the chatroom?

I think only Chat Mods and Admin can go invisible.

137. Does it surprise you that with my username, I’m sometimes mistaken for a mod when I go into the chatroom?

Yes, as Chat Mods normally come up w/a Blue font. 😛

138. When was the last time you engaged in cyber-sexual relations?

yuh-eaaaars ago.

139. What is / was the appeal of doing so?

It's like an erotic story for me. I have a pretty decent imagination.

140. You mentioned earlier that you should be wearing bandages thanks to your cat. Are you all healed up?

Yup! Until his next stealthy attack of love.

141. How many pets are in your house?

With the addition of Monty.. we are up to: 4 cats, 1 bird & 1 Spawn. -- So .. 6. 😀

142. Do you enjoy your cat? Why?

Mr. Bose?

Yes. Very. -- He came along when I had just lost Felix.. & was a huge comfort for me. He's also got the coolest kitty personality, like, EVER. He's practically a dog.. & he let's me beat on him and really doesn't give a fuck. LOL


143. Do you consider yourself to be a cat person or a dog person?

If I *HAD* to pick: I'd choose cats.

144. Have you ever owned a fish?

I've owned TONS of fish in my day. :grandpa:

145. What are 3 exotic animals you’d enjoy having as a pet?

A tiger.

A wolf.

A tiger.

A wolf.


146. Would you be up for someone bringing an animal into a tickling scene?

No way.

147. What is the stupidest thing someone has asked you to do in the bedroom?

Nothing stupid.. just.. something I wasn't down w/doing.


148. What is one example of a fetish that you laughed at when you first heard of it?

Balloons.

149. How many people in the “real world” know about your fetish?

2.

150. When you tell someone about your fetish, how do you go about it?

With the first one.. I shoveled snow. And chain smoked. And spent a billion years trying to explain it.

He was all "no big deal".

The second one, I just came out w/it. He was the one who had made tickling sexual for me when I was in my teens, and had always been into playing w/me when we had been together.. so I was already pretty convinced he had a preference for it as well. So it wasn't as difficult.


151. If you could read someone’s mind and find out their deepest sexual fantasies, how often would you use your power, and what would you do with the knowledge?

I would probably never use it as I don't want to know everyone's deepest sexual fantasies. That's a bit intrusive.

152. If you stumbled across someone you knew in real life on the TMF, would you broach the subject with them? If so, how? If not, why?

I dunno. If they were pretty apprehensive about posting or didn't post much.. I probably wouldn't. If they seemed comfy enough to post an image of themselves and participate, then sure. -- I'd just ask them about it straight out.

153. Why do some people insist on typing in all capital letters?

lol. It emphasizes points!

154. Have you ever used a Coinstar machine?

Yup! Love 'em.. although.. my bank offers one w/no fee. So BOO-YAH Coinstar!

155. What’s the largest amount of money you’ve held in your hands at one time?

Three thousand dollahs.

156. Have you ever dated anyone with a penile piercing?

No. :sowrong:

157. My stream of consciousness seems to be sliding a bit. Can you tell?

Yeah. It took a right turn down Dirty St. 😛

158. Why do they call a penile piercing a Prince Albert?

Prolly some stupid Male Machismo thing. I don't know.. but now I'm going to have to go look it up.

159. What is the point of a penile piercing?

There really is none. It's like getting your clit pierced. Or your nipples. No reason but bragging rights, I guess.

160. You know what two words are fun to type back to back? If you said penile piercing, you win again!

Derrrrrrrrp.

161. What went through your mind when your divorce was finalized?

"Wow. I can actually have friends and stuff now."

162. What went through your mind the very first time you were put into bondage?

"................. this is AWESOME." 😀

163. What went through your mind when you saw these questions?

My answers. LOL

164. Do you have an easy time falling asleep, or is it a struggle?

Well.. I take a Sedative to help me sleep.. so most of the time it's relatively easy. Sometimes if I'm stressed, it can wear down the sedative and I'm kinda just stuck tossing and turning.

165. What strategies do you use to help you sleep?

Masturbation.

166. Are you a back sleeper, side sleeper, or stomach sleeper?

I prefer sleeping on my stomach.

167. Do you drool when you sleep?

LOL. Yesssss.. I've been guilty of that a few times.

168. Snore?

Sometimes.

169. Orgasm?

Once.

170. Snor-gasm?

Durrrr..

171. I made that last one up.

...hurrrrurrr..

172. I’m chuckling at my own humor once again.

..urrrrrrp!
 
Yo, I still think I can convert you to tolerate Rush but I won't force feed you like a certain Rhino did with a sandwich.

Are you taking any classes in an institution of higher learning this fall?

Do you think the names IKEA uses for it's items are funny, stupid or just pointless?

You see a new Volkswagon Beetle; do PUNCH-BUGGY NO PUNCHBACKS come into play or only with OLD VW Beetles?

You once told me that someone close to you lives up here. Is there a food up here that you absolutely wish to try?

I am going to reattempt AIM one last time...I'm going to try to restart IMing with people. TTY soon 😀
 
He is a very handsome cat. What is his favorite food? 😀

Anything he can cram into his kitty maw. 😀

Yo, I still think I can convert you to tolerate Rush but I won't force feed you like a certain Rhino did with a sandwich.

I muted the whole Rush part of GH Warriors of Rock.

Neva. Gonna. Happen.


Are you taking any classes in an institution of higher learning this fall?

I've been in school since April. LOL

Do you think the names IKEA uses for it's items are funny, stupid or just pointless?

I have no first hand knowledge with IKEA. Examples, pl0x?

You see a new Volkswagon Beetle; do PUNCH-BUGGY NO PUNCHBACKS come into play or only with OLD VW Beetles?

Old school only! :rules:

You once told me that someone close to you lives up here. Is there a food up here that you absolutely wish to try?

Absolutely nothing. Your guys' french fries made me sick!

I am going to reattempt AIM one last time...I'm going to try to restart IMing with people. TTY soon 😀

Inbox me for my handle, you derpy qwop. <3
 
FINAL BOMB 4!


173. How many flashlights do you have in your house?

I'm not sure. I own 2 personally. But that's about all I could tell ya.

174. Do you have plywood for your windows?

Nope!

175. Are you a fan of being nude by your window?

I don't really do it on purpose. I just keep forgetting to close the g'damn blinds. >.<

176. Would you consider yourself to be an exhibitionist?

Depends on how much I've had to drink and who is egging me on.

177. Would you consider yourself to be a voyeur?

We're all voyeurs. All of us. Take car crashes for example: How many people are rubber necking? It's cus we are curious by nature. Thus: Voyeurism.

178. What is your favorite sexual position?

Top or Doggy Style. Or sitting.


I'm really having a hard time picking one.


179. Can one have sex while hogtied?

YUP!

180. Do you know from personal experience?

YUP! LOL

181. Why do you enjoy the kilted look?

Great question.

I'm not sure.. it's like.. extremely masculine in an anti-masculine way. There's something very.. testosterone fueled about a dude who has the cajones to don a kilt. 😀


182. Are you a fan of redheads?

Sure. Why not?

183. Have you ever been a redhead yourself?

No. I used to have red highlights though.

184. Do you enjoy wearing combat boots or seeing others in them?

Both!

185. What is your footwear of choice?

Flip flops or sneakers.

186. Do you find shoe / sock removal to be part of the appeal of foot fetishing?

Completely mood based. Sometimes it's sexy.. sometimes it's not.

187. Is foot fetishing a term?

No. I think you bastardized it a little.

188. If you could add a word to the dictionary, what would it be?

DERP. 😀

189. How often do you work on your under construction profile?

LOL. I haven't touched it since I took all my old stuff down. :x

190. What’s the weather forecast for tonight? (careful how you answer this one, it might be a test. . . )

DARK. CONTINUED DARK THROUGHOUT THE EVENING WITH WIDELY SCATTERED LIGHT TOWARDS MORNING! 😀 😀 😀 😀

191. How often do you cry?

Not enough, I think. Crying is a good release.

192. Have you ever cried from tickling?

Not like.. bawling.. but I've gotten teary eyed and shit, yeah.

193. If you have, did you enjoy the experience?

YUP. 😀

194. When is your son’s first day of school? Do you plan on crying then?

The 7th. -- Dude, a fucking stranger driving a vehicle will be stopping at my fucking street and taking my goddamn baby the fuck away from me. OF COURSE I WILL BE CRYING. :dom:

195. Who are 3 TMF members you would love to meet someday that you haven’t met yet?

You!

T.O. Guy.

Strider

..& Qjakal.


196. Who are 3 TMF members you would love to see again that you haven’t seen in ages?

- DSL/HDS.

- AnnieHall.

- Sasaxrah & Baldadonis.

- Kraziedog/Beard. (they are best-friends, so I can group them as one. Mmhmm.)


197. Who are 3 TMF members you think you could see every day and be perfectly content?

- Manda.

- Soda Bobinski.

- Lyz.

- Kraziedog/Beard.


198. Do you prefer to tickle men or women?

My 'ler is so minimal, that it doesn't have a preference.

199. Who is the best ticklee you’ve ever played with?

They were all different and unique and mah-velous. 🙂

200. If I show you a tropical fruit, what will you show me?

A Starburst/Skittle it's already been made into.

201. What do you look for in a ticklee? Anything specific?

Response. Response. Response. Response. Remember: I don't identify the 'lering I do as actual 'lering so much as sating Sadistic feelings. >:]

202. How much caffeine do you drink on the average morning?

2-3 bottles of those Starbucks Mocha Frapps.

203. How long does it usually take you to go through a 12 pack of DC?

Longer now than it used to. I try to only have a couple glasses of soda a day now.

204. Are you a fan of the show Jersey Shore?

Never seen it. Not interested. I've read about their antics in the gossip rags and I'm not really impressed.

205. How much television do you watch on an average week?

Not too much, honestly. I couldn't really give you an average. Sorry. lol

206. Have you started Arkham Asylum yet?

Yes. 😀

207. If you need help, let me know, k?

I'll refrain from looking anything up. LOL

208. I’m assuming you’re one of those anti-cheat code people, am I right?

I really try to be. But sometimes I get so fucking annoyed, I'll have to look it up. God of War's puzzle game system did that to me a lot. Especially in the first one.

209. Here’s one free tip. Make sure to check out the Visitor’s Center every now and then while you play. You’ll see why.

Okay. Thank you. 😀

210. If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, where will we most likely find you? (Another test. . .)

😎

I know these are Carlin quotes w/out the 'test' warning. 😀

And, to answer your question:

You can find me next door playing pinball. :thumbsup:


211. Shouldn’t Mark Hamill get as much credit for being the voice of the Joker than he does for being Luke Skywalker?

No. In the Nerd-world you get heavy credit for ONE thing. And one thing only.

212. If you could learn one martial art, what would it be?

Kajukenbo. It would be effective knowledge to have especially if held up.

213. Have you ever heard of Wai No No? It’s the ancient art of tickling.

NoWaino. 😀

214. Are you REALLY a Yankees fan?

Just to support my Stepfather's love for 'em. I'm not a huge baseball fan, though.

215. Do you consider yourself to be a member of any TMF cliques?

-sigh-

No.


216. Are there cliques, or are there just people who feel excluded and are bitter about it?

There are massive groups of people that know each other off-line as well as on. Just as there are smaller groups within the over all larger groups that have a closer bond.

There are people that feel left out, absolutely. -- But it's all about including yourself in the fun.. & not bitching about it.


217. At gatherings, are you an inclusive person, or do you keep to your own friends?

I try to branch out as much as I can. Especially at my last NEST. -- But sometimes I tend to stick to the same group.

218. Have you ever taken ballet?

No. Gymnastics was discipline enough.

219. Do you own a pink tutu?

I do not.

220. Are you more likely to prick your finger, or finger your prick? (I’ve settled on a Carlinism every ten questions)

I approve of this. 😀

221. Are you an avid purchaser of clips, or do you prefer the freebies?

Freebies. I don't buy clips.

222. What percentage of the porn that you watch is tickle-related?

About 85% of it.

223. Do you watch porn that you’re not sexually interested in?

I have.

224. What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen?

One Night in Chyna.

'nuff said.


225. Why the hell is Ron Jeremy so popular?

His only amusement to me is that he was in Boondock Saints.

226. Have you ever seen the movie Orgazmo?

I have not. It sounds like an anime porn. LOL

227. If you had a ray gun that gave people orgasms, would you keep it for yourself, or spread the joy around?

I wouldn't do anything w/it. That's just weird. LOL

228. What is your experience level with the Hitachi Magic Wand? Do you own one? If so, do you enjoy it?

I've experienced it. It was .. different. And no, I do not own one.

229. I’m back in a stream of consciousness mode, if you haven’t gathered. Here comes more Carlin!

:woot:

230. Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

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231. When was the last time you visited a doctor?

A little over a week ago.

232. Are there any parts of a doctor’s examination that you enjoy more than others?

Yeah. Leaving.

233. How is your patellar reflex?

Hadda look that one up: And it's pretty normal, I guess. lol

234. How about your gag reflex?

Adequate.

235. Was that over the top? I can never tell. . .

I think we crossed that bridge a few hundred questions back. LOL

236. What has been the hardest thing you’ve had to do as a Mod?

Nothin'.

237. What are 3 things people on the TMF do that piss you off?

Nothing. What people on the internet do doesn't 'piss me off'. Just annoys me mildly. LOL

238. What are 3 sounds you enjoy that most people do not?

Uhh.. I'm honestly not sure. 😕

239. What are 3 scents you enjoy that most people do not?

LOL.

Gasoline.

That's about the weirdest one.


240. What is better. . . Fucking a ten, or fucking five 2’s?

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241. For some reason, I don’t feel the need to censor a Carlin quote, when I would normally do so. What does that say about me?

You're learning. 😀

242. How do you feel at this point in your questioning?

A little tired!

243. How long ago did you start this journey?

Well, as you obviously know, I broke this into sets. So a few days ago.

244. What is your favorite kind of taco?

Just a plain ground beef w/lettuce, cheese & MUCH SOUR CREAM.

245. Have you ever dined at Taco Bell?

Yup! I <3 Taco Bell.

246. Do you respect those people who have worked at a Taco Bell?

Uh.. it's honest work. lol

247. Would you like to hear some insider secrets about how they cook the food at Taco Bell?

NO.

248. Can you tell I used to work a Taco Bell?

I don't wanna know..

249. In the movie Demolition Man, all of the restaurants had conglomerated into Taco Bell. Isn’t this a poor choice? What one restaurant would you like to be omnipresent?

Pontillo's Pizza.. or Subway.

250. Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.” If your son wanted you to put up a bumper sticker promoting his achievements, would you do it?

YUP! ..&:

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251. Quick-fire word association. Type the first thing that comes to mind. Here we go. . .

252. Tickling

WANT.

253. Antacids.

Fail.

254. Beatboxing

Beat Street Movie.

255. Quantum physics.

Dexter's Labatory. LOL

256. Abortion

Choice.

257. Prostitution

Dirty.

258. Vodka

Soda too?


Friends. :bubbleheart:

260. Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a. . . .

Painter.

261. What is rofflecopter ?

Something that normally ends up crashing into the Failboat. 😀

262. If you could move to a different part of the country, where would you go?

I'm okay right here.. for now.


263. Does all the smack talk people post in gathering threads come back to bite them at the actual gathering?

YUP. That's why it's pretty epic to watch unfold. 😀

264. Have you ever been kidnapped during a NEST? If so, how was it?

Nope.

265. Have you ever met Myriads in person? Is he really James Bond?

Yes. And no he's not. lol

266. Do you prefer your vegetables raw or cooked?

Both!

267. What is one vegetable you have never been able to stomach?

Turnips.

268. Does your son eat all his vegetables?

Sometimes!

269. How about fruit? Does he like fruit?

He's a huge fruit fan.

270. Have you ever seen a homeless person with a bottle of Gatorade?

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271. Are there many homeless people where you live?

Nope.

272. Do you live in a city, the suburbs, or a rural area?

Suburbs.

273. How often do you use public transportation?

Practically never.

274. Do you prefer a bus, a train, or a subway?

Train.

275. How often do you eat at Subway restaurants?

As much as I can. I'm a big Subway fan.

276. Did Jared really lose all that weight at Subway, or are we being bamboozled?

Lord only knows. LOL

277. Would you rather be bamboozled or hoodwinked?

Hoodwinked. Good movie. :thumbsup:

278. What is your favorite Disney film?

Almost all of them. Srs. Can't pick one. Can't even pick 6.

279. Have I asked that before?

Someone asked it recently, yes. I think it was you.. lol

280. If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense?

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281. I can’t decide if I should end at 300, or press on. Maybe I’ll post these in stages. Your thoughts?

I'm on the Final Fouuuuurrr. So this is my last batch. LOL

282. I just realized that whenever you read that last question, it will be too late. Ah well.

:facewall:

283. How often do you watch YouTube clips?

Not a lot.

284. Should music be playing during a tickling? If so, what kind?

It's not necessary.

285. What are 2 types of music you could never get into?

My musical tastes evolve as I do. I've gotten into a lot more the past few years then when I was younger..er. -- I like almost all of it.

286. Alright, I’ve waited long enough. Your 10 Least Favorite video game characters. Go!

NO LATER.

287. How much laundry do you need to do at the present time?

Not much. Just a load of towels and my sheets/blanket. I'm an avid bed clothes washer.

288. Favorite pizza toppings ever?

Pepperoni is fine. 🙂

289. Will you still love me tomorrow?

:scream:

290. I’ve decided to stop at 300. So, for your final series, its all Carlin, all the time.

Once again.. I APPROVE. 😀

291. Do you think Carlin’s sense of humor stemmed more from his childhood growing up in New York, his absent father, or his mother’s own humor?

All of it. Environment and experience make a person. And I feel he pulled his craft from every outlet he encountered.

292. Was George Washington’s brother Lawrence the Uncle of our Country?

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293. What is the best thing about living at the water’s edge?

...You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash.

294. Why is bowling not a sport?

It should be. Srs.

295. Is swimming a sport?

Swimming is not a fucking sport! It's a method to prevent drowning!

296. What is your single All-Time favorite piece of Carlin material?

Religion.

I hate picking one.. I don't want to. But Religion definitely.


297. And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”

Hooray for most things!

298. Would you rather be on Cloud Eight or Cloud Nine?

"No comment" is a comment.

299. If we sent a time capsule into outer space, what 3 pieces of Carlin’s should we send?

All of his work and books. WHY DO YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE SUCH HARD THINGS?!?! :'(

300. Can you argue with a good blowjob?

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You ought to charge a dollar question when more than 50 are asked in one post. 😛

Are you sorry that you ever started this thread?
 
You ought to charge a dollar question when more than 50 are asked in one post. 😛

Are you sorry that you ever started this thread?

lol. Nope! I have a lot of fun w/it .. & i'm glad other people seem to also. 🙂

Did you know that I've been thinking about you a lot lately?
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Yeah i haven't heard from you in a while - hope things are good!
 
You're my new hero.

School has started, so we'll be back to the 20 or less set of questions for the foreseeable future.

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Have you ever had sex while being tickled?

What are your thoughts on Arkham so far?

Are you a Stephen King fan?

Have you tried ItsJustSomeRandomGuy yet?

That question sounded inappropriate, didn't it?

If there was a George Carlin Trivia game, would you always win?
 
You're my new hero.

School has started, so we'll be back to the 20 or less set of questions for the foreseeable future.

No you! That was a pretty impressive set of questions. 😀


Have you ever had sex while being tickled?

Yes. Molto molto molto molto WIN.

What are your thoughts on Arkham so far?

The whole plot is what's really making me love this game. But I seem to be rusty w/the 3rd person perspective. 🙁 Moar practicing needed. I'll keep you updated. 😀

Are you a Stephen King fan?

Yes. But I graduated to Dean Koontz. You should too!

Have you tried ItsJustSomeRandomGuy yet?

LOL. Not yet! But the whole dogging on Spider-Man is what sold me. So I WILL venture to his page in time. 😀

That question sounded inappropriate, didn't it?

Srsly.. i think we're a bit past what is appropriate and what isn't. And who cares anyway?

If there was a George Carlin Trivia game, would you always win?

lol. Ehh. I don't think so. There is still so much MOAR for me to learn.
 
Did you forget I have my own question thread?

Are you a fan of shameless self-promotion?

What made tickling and sex such a "molto win" combo?

Do you enjoy giving sexual pleasure more than receiving sexual pleasure?

When was the last time you gave yourself an orgasm?

When was the last time someone else gave you an orgasm?

How many orgasms have you had in a single sexual experience?

When was the last time you ate so much, you felt sick?

Why do you take pills to help you sleep?

How often does tickling enter your dreams?

What was the name of Clarissa's annoying brother?

What is your all time favorite Nickelodeon show?
 
Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock, what do you choose?

What was your absolute favourite TBBT moment? (Mine = Leonard coming home completely disheveled from getting it on with the wealthy university donator and Penny coming out to see this, only to say: "GOOD MORNING SLUT!!!")
 
lol. Nope! I have a lot of fun w/it .. & i'm glad other people seem to also. 🙂
Glad you still find it fun after the hundreds if questions in one post. 😱


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