Ask me ALMOST anything

[BrightEyes1082]

Bwahahahaha! Ok!

Do you want to kill yourself right now? ^^

 

[TMF Jeff]

...shining a light in your eyes...."Where JEFF were you on the night of AUGUST 22, 2008????????? RUMOR has it there was a girl abducted in your neighborhood.......captured....tied and tickled nearly to death!!!!!!! DO YOU HAVE AN ALIBY??????????????????????????????????

I believe I was at NHLee at the time.

 

[TMF Jeff]

Bwahahahaha! Ok!

Do you want to kill yourself right now? ^^

a little bit 🙂

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

And she wonders why Adam wants to spank her...

LOL and you wonder why I wanna know so much more about this good girl vs bad girl thing LOL That was me apologizing LOL

Now, to avoid hijack...

AND more trouble...

What's the first thing you look for in another person when developing a friendship?

 

[TMF Jeff]

LOL and you wonder why I wanna know so much more about this good girl vs bad girl thing LOL That was me apologizing LOL

Now, to avoid hijack...

AND more trouble...

What's the first thing you look for in another person when developing a friendship?

*Bzzt* Thank you for playing, but I'm afraid that's a repeat question!

http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?p=1905159#post1905159

 

[chicago]

If someone with one arm goes to get their nails done, do they only pay half price?

 

[TMF Jeff]

If someone with one arm goes to get their nails done, do they only pay half price?

No, ironically, they pay twice as much.

 

[BellaRisa]

What's something about me you think is interesting/unique?
(Besides my real name 😎 )

 

[TMF Jeff]

What's something about me you think is interesting/unique?
(Besides my real name 😎 )

Your polyamorous lifestyle, combined with your seemingly normal domestic life 🙂

 

[4Pawz]

So, let's say there was an unknown person, who just got off of work, decided to run into the room and start jumping up and down singing "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" song and then ran out.....What is the probability of this unknown person making it out of the house?

And which is more important in a vehicle? The ability to go 4-Wheeling, or the ability to race and play on icy roads?

 

[TMF Jeff]

So, let's say there was an unknown person, who just got off of work, decided to run into the room and start jumping up and down singing "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" song and then ran out.....What is the probability of this unknown person making it out of the house?

And which is more important in a vehicle? The ability to go 4-Wheeling, or the ability to race and play on icy roads?

1. This is my house we're talking about? There's a zero point zero chance of her escaping untickled.

2. Race and play on icy roads, because it also has survival value in addition to fun.

 

[BellaRisa]

You've got a 'lee who's equally ticklish everywhere all tied and ready for play. What's the first area you're likely to go after? 😈

 

[4Pawz]

Would it help if that person chose a different song?

Heh, same decision I made 🙂

What is the politically correct term for fart?

 

[TMF Jeff]

You've got a 'lee who's equally ticklish everywhere all tied and ready for play. What's the first area you're likely to go after? 😈

The belly, I love how soft and warm women's stomachs are.

 

[TMF Jeff]

Would it help if that person chose a different song?

Heh, same decision I made 🙂

What is the politically correct term for fart?

No, any bed jumping would lead to being tackled, pinned down, and tickled AT LEAST until this hypothetical person apologized, and maybe past that point.

Politically correct people don't fart, so they've never invented a term for it.

 

[4Pawz]

Can this person apologize in a different language? Or possibly choose the couch instead?

If the stars on Orion's belt combusted....what would Orion use to hold up his pants?

 

[badreligion]

How long has the TMF been around

 

[Bugman]

User accounts are never deleted.Can you give a brief run down on the reason for that policy?

 

[TMF Jeff]

Can this person apologize in a different language? Or possibly choose the couch instead?

If the stars on Orion's belt combusted....what would Orion use to hold up his pants?

1. No, it has to be in English, and on the far side of polite and sincere, or it doesn't count and the tickling must continue.

2. Your belt.

 

[TMF Jeff]

User accounts are never deleted.Can you give a brief run down on the reason for that policy?

In a much earlier version of the forum, deleting users led to problems in the database.

Also, most of the time people who ask to be deleted are doing it as a form of protest: The forum has failed to please me in every way, delete me immediately!

I'm just not inclined to spend my time dancing to that tune.

 

[TMF Jeff]

How long has the TMF been around

About eight years, give or take. The first post on the vbulletin version we have now, as ticklingforum.com, was in april of 2001, you can still see it in tickling discussion if you go to the last page.

But we existed for a while before that, on ezboard.

 

[4Pawz]

1. No, it has to be in English, and on the far side of polite and sincere, or it doesn't count and the tickling must continue.

2. Your belt.

1 - Does this have to involve a polygraph? Or will you just trust this sweet, innnocent, well-behaved person?

2 - Then what will hold up my pants?

 

[TMF Jeff]

1 - Does this have to involve a polygraph? Or will you just trust this sweet, innnocent, well-behaved person?

2 - Then what will hold up my pants?

1. I would trust the person, because by the time I got through tickling this hypothetical girl witless, I know she would be sorry 😈

2. Nothing... do you see the genius of my plan now? 😎

 

[BellaRisa]

1. Preference for spanking: wood, leather, your hand, or something else...?

2. Name two CDs you own that you bet your friends don't.

3. Name a famous woman you find attractive and you're not quite sure why

 

[4Pawz]

1 - Does this hypothetical girl know how to be sorry?

2 - Will everything be padded so when I run with my pants around my ankles and fall I don't cause myself bodily injury?