Ask me ALMOST anything

[TMF Jeff]

1. Preference for spanking: wood, leather, your hand, or something else...?

2. Name two CDs you own that you bet your friends don't.

3. Name a famous woman you find attractive and you're not quite sure why

1. My hand, definately. I like to use my hands for tickling too. Sometimes a toy is fun or interesting, be it a vibrating toothbrush or a hairbrush with a sturdy back, but in general I prefer things to be more intimate, with my own fingers, or the palm of my own hand. And if it ends up stinging when I'm finished, then I've done my job.

2. I don't own any CD's, I listen to talk radio not music. I'm sure I'm the only one of my friends with an Internet subscription to Sirius, though, so I can listen to the Howard Stern Show. 😎

3. I always know why I'm attracted to a woman, I think. Or at least, I can't think of anyone that I'm attracted to who I couldn't answer the question of why about.

 

[TMF Jeff]

1 - Does this hypothetical girl know how to be sorry?

2 - Will everything be padded so when I run with my pants around my ankles and fall I don't cause myself bodily injury?

1. No, but fortunately I'm a very skilled teacher. And there's no rush with that particular lesson 😉

2. No, but I'll catch you when you fall. Of course, with your pants down, I might decide to spank you while I have you in hand 😎

 

[natural tickler]

anything new clips coming up??

 

[TMF Jeff]

anything new clips coming up??

Yes, but don't ask when, I'm constantly finding myself putting that off lately.

 

[BellaRisa]

Yes, but don't ask when, I'm constantly finding myself putting that off lately.

You an' me both brother, though my dinky gonna-die-any-minute computer has been the main reason lately...

What are your top 3 time-wasters when you should be working?

 

[natural tickler]

You an' me both brother, though my dinky gonna-die-any-minute computer has been the main reason lately...

looks like Santa has work to do...

 

[BellaRisa]

looks like Santa has work to do...

Santa had a talk with Dell, the new 'puter is on its way

 

[4Pawz]

1. No, but fortunately I'm a very skilled teacher. And there's no rush with that particular lesson 😉

2. No, but I'll catch you when you fall. Of course, with your pants down, I might decide to spank you while I have you in hand 😎

1 - Do they have therapy for that kind of a learning disability?

2 - Do I have to endure any repercussions because I have a boney caboose? Or is that something I just get to laugh at?

 

[TMF Jeff]

You an' me both brother, though my dinky gonna-die-any-minute computer has been the main reason lately...

What are your top 3 time-wasters when you should be working?

I don't think I have three, I tend to be pretty single-minded 😉 My biggest time waster is and always has been video games. I'm a sixteen year old boy when it comes to that, I just love them.

 

[TMF Jeff]

1 - Do they have therapy for that kind of a learning disability?

2 - Do I have to endure any repercussions because I have a boney caboose? Or is that something I just get to laugh at?

1. What do you think we've been talking about all this time? The recommended therapy for innocent little girls who don't know how to be sorry is extensive tickling. In my experience, in the long run, it has a 100% cure rate.

2. You and I both get to laugh at your bony caboose, but the only repurcussions will be that you have less padding between you and the palm of my hand.

 

[BellaRisa]

I don't think I have three, I tend to be pretty single-minded 😉 My biggest time waster is and always has been video games. I'm a sixteen year old boy when it comes to that, I just love them.

What great games have led to your most serious procrastination?

 

[4Pawz]

1. What do you think we've been talking about all this time? The recommended therapy for innocent little girls who don't know how to be sorry is extensive tickling. In my experience, in the long run, it has a 100% cure rate.

2. You and I both get to laugh at your bony caboose, but the only repurcussions will be that you have less padding between you and the palm of my hand.

1 - I don't know....it's a disability...um, what were we talking about?

2 - If a person were to fall asleep and talk in their sleep...could you have a conversation with that person when they were sleeping?

 

[natural tickler]

I am in process of building a immobilizer, do you think it could be strong enough to hold Bella in tight??

 

[RobAce]

What happens if I sit next to you on the steps at a gathering.

Rob

 

[TMF Jeff]

What great games have led to your most serious procrastination?

World of Warcraft has devoured more of my time than anything else. I get obsessed with it and play it for a couple of months to the exclusion of almost any other diversion. Then I get bored with it for a while, but eventually, it starts nagging at the edges of my attention and I find myself going back to it again.

The other one I play all the time is the Hitman Series. I love stealth-based games where the objective is to use your wits and cunning to accomplish an objective instead of blasting your way through, and few games can scratch that itch the way Hitman can. I'm currently playing Blood Money from that series, for about the tenth time now.

 

[BellaRisa]

I am in process of building a immobilizer, do you think it could be strong enough to hold Bella in tight??

Build a smaller one for your lips first, see if that works, then dream bigger

 

[TMF Jeff]

1 - I don't know....it's a disability...um, what were we talking about?

2 - If a person were to fall asleep and talk in their sleep...could you have a conversation with that person when they were sleeping?

1. butterflies and rainbows, don't worry about it 🙂

2. Yes, and I'd learn things about them that they never meant to reveal.

 

[TMF Jeff]

I am in process of building a immobilizer, do you think it could be strong enough to hold Bella in tight??

No, only a handful of people can physically control Bella.

 

[TMF Jeff]

What happens if I sit next to you on the steps at a gathering.

Rob

I immediately put a girl in between us, to avoid any mishaps.

 

[RobAce]

How many cups of caffeine would it take to make you speak as fast as I do.

Rob

 

[natural tickler]

What is the biggest misconception of you??

 

[4Pawz]

Is posting immediately before you go to bed....just so you can get the last word in....a punishable offense?

 

[AffectionateDan]

What great games have led to your most serious procrastination?

Ooooooooooooooooo! EXCELLENT question!

You may be the only one I know who can say 'ticklish slaughter' and sound perfectly normal

I respectfully disagree... I think it would sound just as natural coming from Max, too.

The TMF is a little like Logan's Run. When he reaches 200,000 posts he'll be expected to turn himself in at a disintegration chamber, to make room for others.

Yes! YES! Renew! RENEW!

Can you give a brief timeline of how the TMF basically grew into what it is today?

Yes, yes I can.

Bwahahahahahaha!

What is the secret to making a kickass pancake batter?

Use beer instead of water. The yeast in the beer makes them INCREDIBLY thick and fluffy, and the alcohol cooks out whilst they're frying, so you're left with enormous, delicious, kickass pancakes. I learned this from my Dad's annual pancake breakfast in the city park when he was in the Lions.

And nao, to avoid hijacking...

World of Warcraft has devoured more of my time than anything else. I get obsessed with it and play it for a couple of months to the exclusion of almost any other diversion. Then I get bored with it for a while, but eventually, it starts nagging at the edges of my attention and I find myself going back to it again.

The other one I play all the time is the Hitman Series. I love stealth-based games where the objective is to use your wits and cunning to accomplish an objective instead of blasting your way through, and few games can scratch that itch the way Hitman can. I'm currently playing Blood Money from that series, for about the tenth time now.

Have you ever played any of the post-apocalyptic Fallout series?

 

[TMF Jeff]

How many cups of caffeine would it take to make you speak as fast as I do.

Rob

At least a dozen, but I'm man enough to drink a dozen cups of coffee.

 

[TMF Jeff]

What is the biggest misconception of you??

Lately, it's that I'm a bully. I got pretty aggressive during the last six months as things got more and more heated with Drew70, and I think people have gotten the impression that that's the real me.