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So what's your drink of choice?

Apologies for going to bed before 10:04. Perhaps I'll wish in my dreams. Oooh, that's almost cryptic. . . 🙂
 
On average, how often do you have to fish your underwear out of your buttcrack on a daily basis?
 
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Is it true that you keep pitchers of Slacker's old bath water in your fridge for times when a cool beverage is called for?
 
Is it true that you keep pitchers of Slacker's old bath water in your fridge for times when a cool beverage is called for?
Ya know I really wish people would stop judging me for that. If you'd be a bit more open minded, you'd realize that it quenches your thirst like no other.
 
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