Ask Me Anything :D

[slacker2114]

Over the years, how many times did you try to get a guy to give you the Cleveland Steamer treatment?

 

[KrazieDog]

Ya know I really wish people would stop judging me for that. If you'd be a bit more open minded, you'd realize that it quenches your thirst like no other.

Bwhahahahahahah! It's like Gatorade, minus the electrolytes!

Following up the most appropriate facial question, have you ever had anyone perform a "Muddy Dumptruck" on you?

 

[Musicroxmysox]

How many times in the last week have you been a twat swatter?

 

[BlackestLily]

Do the curtains match the drapes?

 

[slacker2114]

When doing masturbatory auto-asphyxiation on yourself, do you prefer paper or plastic?

 

[KrazieDog]

Do the curtains match the drapes?

Speaking of which, do you still use those cute frilly little ties to hold your drapes open?

 

[Musicroxmysox]

Furthermore are they still orange and have dangling monkeys attached?

 

[BlackestLily]

Speaking of pubes, did you pluck that bush on your chest or are you still letting it roam free?

 

[slacker2114]

Do you let guys blow smoke up your vag?

 

[KrazieDog]

If your vajayjay had a face, what celebrity would it most resemble?

 

[Musicroxmysox]

Nipple clamps: hot or not?

 

[BlackestLily]

What are you sticking in your butt nowadays?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Holy fuck...

On average, how often do you have to fish your underwear out of your buttcrack on a daily basis?

N/A.

Is it true that when someone pushes one of your funny buttons, it makes a sound like Ahhhoooooooooogggaaaaaaa?

So that's why you flicked my nipple at Bella's...

Do you ever have that feeling that your not quite so fresh?

Um..I am 110% fresh 110% of the time. Just ask this fucker...
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And speaking of which, during your massively heavy flow, do you prefer tampons or pads?

I prefer hot dog buns. Take that however you want.

In a months time, how many rolls of toilet paper do you use for waste removal duties?

See above.

Which is your favorite vagina muscle and what is it's name?

My wife's is like a fucking vice. I named it The Giant Clam.

Would you consider yourself a facial loving gal?

I heard those are really expensive...

When it comes to pube maintenance, do you prefer naked chihuahua, landing strip, or...'the buckwheat'?

Whatever you call this...
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SsEJYY3HW8E/SngduZtGBGI/AAAAAAAAAcw/WZ_qmd5BSWs/s320/hairy+fanny.jpg

Is it true you daydream about Steve Buschemi while in the bathtub?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...Buscemi_at_the_2009_Tribeca_Film_Festival.jpg

Absolutely not. I dream about one of his CHARACTERS...
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Would you ever join a recreational nudist colony just to see what it's all about?

Depends who's coming with me

Are you ready for that mustache ride you keep talking to me every night about since last October?

PLZTOHAZRITENAOKTHX!!!!

 

[slacker2114]

How often do you pass gas during orgasm?

 

[KrazieDog]

During passing gas, how many times do you orgasm?

 

[Musicroxmysox]

How do you feel about experimenting with the furry side of life?

 

[BlackestLily]

How many times do you prefer being slapped in the face with someone's penis during foreplay? And do you prefer sweaty lighthouse print or a mushroom print?

 

[slacker2114]

Do your hemorrhoids interfere when you have anal sex and vice versa?

 

[KrazieDog]

When with someone you REALLY love, would you rather him perform on you, an Indonesian Waterslide or a Peruvian Creamsicle?

 

[Musicroxmysox]

Whose leg would you be willing to hump to get a dry martini?

 

[BlackestLily]

Are you a queefer?

 

[slacker2114]

When a guy told you he gave you the clap, why did you think he was applauding your sexual prowess?

 

[KrazieDog]

When in speaking of the South, do you enjoy Colonel Angus?

 

[Musicroxmysox]

Can we see your fabulous vajazzled self?

 

[BlackestLily]

How exactly DID you earn the nickname "cream queen"?