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[Skipadeedoodah]

I am SO not going there. 😛

LOL Where the fuck else did you think I was gonna go with "roughage"??

 

[asutickler]

lolololololol... You like it rough-age? 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

lolololololol... You like it rough-age? 😀

Mmmmmmmm sometimes-age 🙂

 

[asutickler]

2X4 with rusty nails sticking out used as a paddle: Into receiving?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

2X4 with rusty nails sticking out used as a paddle: Into receiving?

Rhinos ruin EVERYTHING.

Fucking ballerina...

 

[BlackestLily]

2X4 with rusty nails sticking out used as a paddle: Into receiving?

Wife says yes, but fuck off cause you'd do it all wrong and weak and BAR-retarded. No real force. She doesn't want it if she doesn't get tetanus afterwards.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Wife says yes, but fuck off cause you'd do it all wrong and weak and BAR-retarded. No real force. She doesn't want it if she doesn't get tetanus afterwards.

Wife, for maybe the first time ever, you are COMPLETELY wrong about what I want LOL

 

[BlackestLily]

Wife, for maybe the first time ever, you are COMPLETELY wrong about what I want LOL

Wife says she wants it more than ever, but not from a fruity ballerina. She wants the nails to come off IN the skin of her ass.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Wife says she wants it more than ever, but not from a fruity ballerina. She wants the nails to come off IN the skin of her ass.

Wife...again...WRONG. Don't make me talk to you like I do the BAR.

 

[asutickler]

I frickin' love it when you interpret for me.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I frickin' love it when you interpret for me.

She is interpreting incorrectly and trying to sabotage you. Don't love that.

 

[thetmfobserver]

So explain this to me.


Is it the pose? The outfit? The fact that he's a serial killer? Or that he's the serial killer who only kills those who deserve it?


Or is it just Michael C. Hall?

Is this equally hot?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

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So explain this to me.


Is it the pose? The outfit? The fact that he's a serial killer? Or that he's the serial killer who only kills those who deserve it?


Or is it just Michael C. Hall?

Is this equally hot?

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It's not the pose at all. I actually find the pose fairly unattractive and awkward, but whatever. The clothes are hot, because I like fitted shirts, and the GLOVES but otherwise, it's not just the clothes. It's not that he's a serial killer exactly, or who he kills or why. I don't find that second picture you posted nearly as attractive as him as Dexter. In fact, I think he looks kinda like a monkey in that second picture. Also, I am fairly strict in my love affair with guys with very dark hair. I don't know what you'd call his hair - some kind of blonde? - but in general it's not for me.

Here's what's up about Dexter: his attitude. I really only find him super hot when he's stalking, kidnapping or killing someone. He is very aggressive and dominant. He kidnaps people with ease, puts them into this awesome bondage (even though I really don't think I'd get down with Saran Wrap in real life -- too sweaty), and then when they wake up he stands over them and taunts them and is a sarcastic smart-ass to them. He is so calm and confident - he knows he's in charge. He switches so effortlessly from serial killer Dexter to normal guy Dexter, which speaks to the amount of control he has and is comfortable having. Under certain circumstances he's even been almost gentle and nurturing while he's killing someone - brushing her hair out of her face or kissing her softly on her cheek or nose before he cuts her or stabs her, even saying, "Shhh it's okay," when someone is scared. My god...it's almost intolerably hot.

I'm not sure if I'm really explaining it well. I'll have to defer to my wife. She often expresses things more articulately than I can. I'll see if she can clean this mess up and explain it better.

 

[paracarl44]

Who has the most bruises, you or Rhino?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Who has the most bruises, you or Rhino?

That would be me 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

It's not the pose at all. I actually find the pose fairly unattractive and awkward, but whatever. The clothes are hot, because I like fitted shirts, and the GLOVES but otherwise, it's not just the clothes. It's not that he's a serial killer exactly, or who he kills or why. I don't find that second picture you posted nearly as attractive as him as Dexter. In fact, I think he looks kinda like a monkey in that second picture. Also, I am fairly strict in my love affair with guys with very dark hair. I don't know what you'd call his hair - some kind of blonde? - but in general it's not for me.

Here's what's up about Dexter: his attitude. I really only find him super hot when he's stalking, kidnapping or killing someone. He is very aggressive and dominant. He kidnaps people with ease, puts them into this awesome bondage (even though I really don't think I'd get down with Saran Wrap in real life -- too sweaty), and then when they wake up he stands over them and taunts them and is a sarcastic smart-ass to them. He is so calm and confident - he knows he's in charge. He switches so effortlessly from serial killer Dexter to normal guy Dexter, which speaks to the amount of control he has and is comfortable having. Under certain circumstances he's even been almost gentle and nurturing while he's killing someone - brushing her hair out of her face or kissing her softly on her cheek or nose before he cuts her or stabs her, even saying, "Shhh it's okay," when someone is scared. My god...it's almost intolerably hot.

I'm not sure if I'm really explaining it well. I'll have to defer to my wife. She often expresses things more articulately than I can. I'll see if she can clean this mess up and explain it better.

You did beautifully wife.

Oftentimes men mistake "dominant" for other characteristics like loud, in your face, obnoxious, pushy, rude, and ordering people around. Not so! It's a presence that he has: a calm, firm, knowing attitude that he's going to get what he wants. And like the smooth, non self-doubting Rico Suave that he is, he DOES. He's precise in his plans, intelligent in their execution, and strong in his follow through. He's the type that wouldn't need to describe himself as dominant to convince others that he is because he has "the quality". A stilled, firm confidence.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

You did beautifully wife.

Oftentimes men mistake "dominant" for other characteristics like loud, in your face, obnoxious, pushy, rude, and ordering people around. Not so! It's a presence that he has: a calm, firm, knowing attitude that he's going to get what he wants. And like the smooth, non self-doubting Rico Suave that he is, he DOES. He's precise in his plans, intelligent in their execution, and strong in his follow through. He's the type that wouldn't need to describe himself as dominant to convince others that he is because he has "the quality". A stilled, firm confidence.

Perfect, as usual, my Wife.

 

[paracarl44]

Did you feel the earthquake today?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Did you feel the earthquake today?

I did! It was a little scary!

 

[thetmfobserver]

So if Dexter shows up at your doorstep, who gets him, you or wife?

 

[paracarl44]

How are you going to ride out Hurricane Irene?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

So if Dexter shows up at your doorstep, who gets him, you or wife?

Whoever was lucky enough to have him drop on her doorstep. Wives do not cockblock.

How are you going to ride out Hurricane Irene?

I dunno, the same way I ride out everything else, I guess: be completely unprepared and hope it doesn't affect me.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Are there official rules to wifedom? Is it written down somewhere?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Are there official rules to wifedom? Is it written down somewhere?

There are no official rules. Individuals who are wife material don't need rules. They just naturally exhibit appropriate wife behavior.

 

[LD_Tickler]

If you could eliminate any species in the entire animal kingdom, without causing any ecosystem effects, what would you get rid of?