Who is most notorious for selling out the others?
That would be GIN! She has been submitting me for training since our first meeting 3 years ago and has not slowed down yet
What sorts of training do you ladies put yourselves through?
Well, we have yet to come up against any real worthy adversaries, so we've decided a mediocre training session is better than none at all, so we employ the Beard and the BAR.
Where does the Rhino fit into all of this?
The Rhino is the pet of IFD. We love him and train him and take good care of him. Occasionally he rebels, and that's when IFD+Rhino becomes IFD V. Rhino. We battle. He loses and realizes how good he had it, and we return to complete IFD+Rhino.
Is he part of the groping?
It is impossible to lie in an IFD cuddle pile and not succumb to the groping. Impossible.
Does his horn get in the way of the groping?
Never. It usually sticks out above the pile so we can look up at it with adoration and respect. Unless he gets mouthy. Then we rip it off and violate him with it.
Did you just make that dirty?
I dunno...does it sound dirty to you?
If the IFD was going to have a secret lair somewhere, where would it be?
Avoiding the desire to say, "If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret!" I'd have to say that we'd try to be fairly central to our original locations. Except the Rhino. He's the outlier and unfortunately has to come to us.
How does one combat an IFD?
You clear your head, gather your thoughts, sit down and make a meticulous and detailed plan...for what you want your funeral to be like.
