Ask Natural sumthin'

[slacker2114]

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be?

 

[..Glamorous..]

What did you have for dinner? 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

neither

Aww, why do you have to ruin my fun? 🙁 😛

 

[natural tickler]

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be?

cold as fuck....LMAO

What did you have for dinner? 😛

Hamburger Helper, beef noodle

Aww, why do you have to ruin my fun? 🙁 😛

ok, ok, worshipper of nemesis

 

[slacker2114]

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

 

[natural tickler]

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Because they want you to die clean

 

[goddess_nemesis]

ok, ok, worshipper of nemesis

Gee, was that so hard?

 

[CrystalLight]

Favorite thing to buy at Wal-Mart?

 

[slacker2114]

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

 

[natural tickler]

Gee, was that so hard?

I only did it to satisfy your ego...🙄😛

Favorite thing to buy at Wal-Mart?

Crunch 'n' munch, only $1 a box

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

because only a moron would drive like an idiot

 

[slacker2114]

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

 

[natural tickler]

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

When Jesus decides he wants to spread sunshine

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I only did it to satisfy your ego...🙄😛

What ego? 😕 😛

 

[slacker2114]

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

 

[natural tickler]

What ego? 😕 😛

oh, the one that decides whether we should be rewarded or punished

 

[natural tickler]

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

the next day, at midnight???

that transvestite question you asked Jo still got me LMAO

 

[goddess_nemesis]

oh, the one that decides whether we should be rewarded or punished

Only my worshipers, which includes you.

So...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[slacker2114]

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

 

[natural tickler]

Only my worshipers, which includes you.

So...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

because there are clucks on the other side

a spelling hint: there are 2 p's in worshipper

 

[natural tickler]

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

depends on the jurisdiction

 

[goddess_nemesis]

because there are clucks on the other side

a spelling hint: there are 2 p's in worshipper

Well it's always a spelling error when you spell it with two ps. But according to Merriam-Webster Dictionary, either is correct. 😛

 

[slacker2114]

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

 

[CrystalLight]

Favorite candy?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you could have been told one thing that you weren't told when you were a teenager, what would you like to have heard?

 

[natural tickler]

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

the formula

Favorite candy?

Butterfinger

Well it's always a spelling error when you spell it with two ps. But according to Merriam-Webster Dictionary, either is correct. 😛

thank you, Miss Webster