slacker2114
3rd Level White Feather
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Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
thank you, Miss Webster
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
If you could have been told one thing that you weren't told when you were a teenager, what would you like to have heard?
^ I repeat ^ 😀
Google is a muthafucka, ain't it?
Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
How come you couldn't beat me in Fantasy Football this past week?
How is the handicapped parking situation handled at the Special Olympics?
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
as fast as they get off the grill
A question for you: how come you just can't win and shut-up?? why get excited over one win??? probably the only win you'll get this year....must not be used to winning....a shame
Sir, I beat you almost ALL THE TIME!!! Sadira beats you almost all the time. In three years have have lost to you a total of four times. I have beaten you 18 times. My friend that is NOT a good percentage ( This combines baseball and football sir ). When have you known me to win just once when I have you on my schedule twice??? Oh and I have six CHAMPIONSHIP Trophies ( Cartoon but still ) how many do you have??? One lonely one. Though credit you that that one Championship was one of your four lifetime wins against me.
So why do you lose to me almost all the time??? 😛