Ask Natural sumthin'

[TropicThunder]

I'mma bomb someone's thread today.

any suggestions?

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

Sumthin'?





Drew

 

[herts tickler]

a train is travelling at 120mph from london to manchester. it left at 1pm and is carrying 230 people and of those people 127 are dog owners. my question to you is this:

should i have pasta or fajitas for dinner?

 

[natural tickler]

I'mma bomb someone's thread today.

any suggestions?

if nemesis has one, ask so many damn questions that her head explodes...love ya baby

Sumthin'?





Drew

it is YOU!!!! love the Meg Ryan pic...was thinking about the other one though

a train is travelling at 120mph from london to manchester. it left at 1pm and is carrying 230 people and of those people 127 are dog owners. my question to you is this:

should i have pasta or fajitas for dinner?

pasta

 

[natural tickler]

Would you accept a much less enjoyable job paying twice what you make now?

of course, but I can beat the hell out of those who give me problems later

If you could solve one of history's "unsolved mysteries" which would you choose?

the secret of mastering the rubik's cube in less than a minute

Would you be content with a marriage of the highest quality in all respects but one - it completely lacked sex?

yush, but I will have a hooker on the side though

Would you be willing to become extremely ugly physically if it meant you would live for 1,000 years at any physical age you chose?

hell no...proud of my good looks

Why is there a Dairy Queen but not a Burger Queen?

because eating burgers are manly...no sissies serving anything

Why doesn’t a brown cow give brown milk?

because the cow didn't eat the chocolate bar as told to

Do brown chickens lay brown eggs? Do white chickens lay white eggs?

nope, laying eggs have only one color

Why is water clear instead of cloudy?

because we like see-thru liquids

How does an Ouija board work? With a magnet?

with telepathy

Why are wieners called hot dogs? Do they have dogs in them? Are they really “hot”?

they are hot when cooked

Why is it called peanut butter, does it have butter in it?

only a little taste of butter in every bite

Why is it called hamburger meat, is there ham in it?

no ham, but originally from Hamburg

Why is computer information measured in bytes and not bites?

because eating info is not entirely a safe healthy choice

Why isn’t printing called writing and writing called printing?

why ask why at this point

What is the worst thing you ever forgot?

to tell someone that a particular person died when that person tried to go visit them...embarrassing situation

 

[natural tickler]

Why is it considered health insurance, when you are sick most of the time when you use it?

the idea is to get you back healthy...duh

What is the lint in your navel called?

navel lint, or dirty belly button

Is there a name for that light that comes on when you open the refrigerator?

fridge light

If there are bad hair days, do you have any bad body days?

when you dont feel like taking a shower

Why when someone makes us laugh do we say they crack us up?

because certain body parts fall off

When is the last time you fell off a bar-stool?

haven't done that yet...will get back to you

Can you hold your eyes open while sneezing?

haven't noticed

Who washed clothes for the first time?

The Maytag man

Do you read when you are in the bathroom? If so what type of reading material?

any type of magazine...or a good book for a long toilet meeting

Why does chocolate taste so very delicious?

because it is sweet

Why are marshmallows soft and white?

because any other color didn't wanna be soft

Who invented the balloons we blow up on birthdays?

the Wizard of Oz.. he is still trying to come back to Kansas

Since fish swim in schools, do they ever graduate?

if the shark doesn't eat them first before the ceremony

Why is it 2 hands but 2 feet and not 2 foots?

because there is a term called plural

Why is it called hairspray? Does it contain hair?

if it's that stuff that adds hair to your scalp

 

[natural tickler]

If you burn something to a CD, why doesn’t it catch on fire?

because it is coated with asbestos coating

Why is it called a MoonPie? Does it have part of the moon in it?

when you put in a certain angle, you can see the moon

What would a dog do if they caught their tail when chasing it?

bite it

If you have a bad daydream is it called a daymare?

just a nightmare in the daytime

If there is cold storage, is there also hot storage?

its called hell

Do fish swim backwards?

only when sleeping

Why does is rain cats and dogs instead of cows and sheep?

because of the landing problems

Why is a man, male and a woman (wo-man), female (fe-male)? 2 extra letters…does that mean something?

only in the context

Why is it when you are tired you are all pooped out?

because when we relax, the poop is ready to come out..and the bootyhole is not as tight

Why do we only watch TV? Don’t we have to listen to it too?

that's why God invented audio

Why do we dust the furniture to remove dust?

dust attracts dust

Why don't buses have seat belts?

because we hang on to the poles when needed

How can time fly? Does it have wings?

yush, it drinks Red Bull

Where is the any key on a computer keyboard?

next to the backspace

Why are crazy people called basket cases?

because the loons all dream to go on picnics

 

[TropicThunder]

do you like how I just rolled through your thread?

 

[natural tickler]

do you like how I just rolled through your thread?

yush you can roll anytime🙂

 

[natural tickler]

When having your mind read by a psychic, are all your words spelled right?

no, being dyslexic has its advantages

Do you dance like crazy, when no one is looking?

yup, when in an elevator alone

Why do women shave their armpits and men don't?

because a woman wearing a forest is not attractive

What really gives you the creeps?

anybody with the heebie jeebies

Did you have a nickname in middle school or high school?

the "Nature Boy" is still my nickname today

How do you like the bombing I just gave you? 😛

didn't expect 110 questions, but I'll live

Do you still love me?

of course I still love you

Hey, no! No telling Leaf my hot spots. Plus, why should I be punished? You said I could bomb you.

Your answers so far have been epic!

I can tell your hotspots to anyone I choose

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I can tell your hotspots to anyone I choose

Noooooooooo!


Loved your answers.

 

[natural tickler]

Noooooooooo!


Loved your answers.

thank you

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Can I bomb you again?

 

[TropicThunder]

Can I haz a hug?

 

[natural tickler]

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Can I bomb you again?

HELL NO

Can I haz a hug?

yush you can haz

 

[TropicThunder]

Can you feel the love from all the way over there?

 

[natural tickler]

Can you feel the love from all the way over there?

so much so, I am sending lots back via Fed-Ex

 

[goddess_nemesis]

HELL NO

If I promise to keep it small, can I bomb you again?

 

[Lamashtu]

Why are you gonna fail soooo miserably next time we fight?

 

[natural tickler]

If I promise to keep it small, can I bomb you again?

that depends on the definition of small

Why are you gonna fail soooo miserably next time we fight?

you got it backwards babe, YOU will fail....the ankle lock awaits you

 

[TropicThunder]

Do you think I could outrun you?

😀

 

[natural tickler]

Do you think I could outrun you?

😀

depending if my knee is feeling good that day or not...if it is...probably not

 

[goddess_nemesis]

that depends on the definition of small

10-20 would be a small bombing. 😀

 

[natural tickler]

10-20 would be a small bombing. 😀

okay 10 will be fine

 

[goddess_nemesis]

okay 10 will be fine

Why not 20?