Ask the third world Swedish Guru a question

[leafstk]

Well... I guess I could go on a quest to find them? Nothing is impossible if you have enough booze!

And no, it's 5 am. You can't get pizza at 5 am you crazy Canadian!

I should like to join you on such a quest one day!

Must be the beer talking... amiright?

 

[Angel77]

Should I drink?

 

[Carsomyr]

I should like to join you on such a quest one day!

Must be the beer talking... amiright?

Together we will strike fear into the realm!

And yes, probably. I have found that beer is generally not aware of timezones. 😛

Should I drink?

DO IT DO IT DO IT!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

It... I... umm... Can't explain it! XP It's a Skype-reference, weren't you there that night?!? 😱

I'm sure I was, but I probably wasn't paying attention.

 

[Carsomyr]

I'm sure I was, but I probably wasn't paying attention.

Well there you go

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Well there you go

At least I've never fallen in a lake.

 

[Carsomyr]

At least I've never fallen in a lake.

It's never too late! 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

It's never too late! 😀

But I'm nowhere near a lake.

 

[Carsomyr]

But I'm nowhere near a lake.

Neither was I when I started drinking. 😉

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Neither was I when I started drinking. 😉

And I'm not you when it comes to drinking.

 

[Carsomyr]

And I'm not you when it comes to drinking.

That just means you don't have to drink as much. 😛 That's great! Cheaper that way 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

That just means you don't have to drink as much. 😛 That's great! Cheaper that way 😀

Yeah... I'm gonna skip the drinking and falling to lakes thing. I'll leave that to you the expert.

 

[Carsomyr]

Yeah... I'm gonna skip the drinking and falling to lakes thing. I'll leave that to you the expert.

I was thinking about making a comeback to that, but eh, at least I get to be the expert at SOMETHING!

 

[venray]

So...is it true you fell asleep in the shower.....AND fell into a lake????

 

[Carsomyr]

So...is it true you fell asleep in the shower.....AND fell into a lake????

Yes on both accounts Not on the same day though, mind you! 😉

 

[Angel77]

Have you ever fucked a shoe before?

 

[Carsomyr]

Have you ever fucked a shoe before?

I have not, but suddenly I became disturbingly... curious!

 

[Angel77]

I have not, but suddenly I became disturbingly... curious!

Pics or it doesn't happen.

Have you ever concocted a drink and named it after yourself?

 

[Carsomyr]

Pics or it doesn't happen.

Have you ever concocted a drink and named it after yourself?

Ok, well, umm... I refuse to hand out blackmail material! 😛


And yes, I actually have. 😀 Direcly translated from Swedish it's called "Ola's Little Red", and it's a parody of "The Little Red Book", which is called "Mao's Little Red" over here.

I actually got the drink recipie right here!

Olas Lilla Röda/The Little Red Drink:

2/5 Whiskey
1/5 Rum
1/5 Vodka
1/5 Strawberry Drink Mix

Drunkability: Say goodbye to Mr. Brain Cell. You had a good run.

Tastes like: Pretty much like you were drinking pure liquor, but without any coughing and/or gagging that would normally be the end result of such a daring attempt.

 

[leafstk]

I think us 3 Muskateers need to get together one day and complete the book! Would you agree?

 

[Angel77]

I think us 3 Muskateers need to get together one day and complete the book! Would you agree?

I'm game!

Hey Cars........do you like these?

 

[Carsomyr]

I think us 3 Muskateers need to get together one day and complete the book! Would you agree?

I absolutely agree! Sweden has the least number of police officers, so I suggest we all gather here!

Hey Cars........do you like these?

Holy crap! 😱 That's EPIC!

 

[Angel77]

Can you speak any other languages besides your native tongue and English?

 

[Carsomyr]

Can you speak any other languages besides your native tongue and English?

Well, not so well that I'm fluent. I know enough German to make myself understood in simple everyday situations, but other than that I just know bits and pieces. I've also studied French, Spanish and Latin though, but yeah, I mostly just remember fragments of that. xD

 

[Angel77]

^ Impressive!

If you were living in America and had to choose between Dems or Repubs, which political party would you choose?