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Any plans for this weekend? 😀
Not really. We're having some guests tomorrow that I will likely be forced to entertain, but other than that I had only planned to completely waste the following couple of days in front of the computer. 😀

Why didn't you include me in your plan? 🙁
You weren't there when me and my drinking buddy were scheming. 🙁

What is the best thing about Risk?
When you pile all the "killed" plastic soldiers and set them on fire! 😀 I take my tyrannical world domination very seriously, even if it's just in Risk-form. >:3
 
Hmmm... Is it a lady friend? 😀
Sadly, no 🙁

More along the lines of epic beer you can't get in bars or pubs anywhere around here, and I'm saving money for the week after...

When you pile all the "killed" plastic soldiers and set them on fire! 😀 I take my tyrannical world domination very seriously, even if it's just in Risk-form. >:3
Just fire? Not even a microwave? 😛
 
Sadly, no 🙁

More along the lines of epic beer you can't get in bars or pubs anywhere around here, and I'm saving money for the week after...
Eh, ok that's fine too I guess... XD

Just fire? Not even a microwave? 😛
Dude, microwave is SO 1998! ...just ask my mom. 😛

How do you like your eggs?
I kinda like them cooked. 😉

Also, I'd rather have them fried or scrambled than boiled.
 
:roflmao:

Am I a complete and utter troll? XD

Well, yeah, but trolls can be hillarious! 😉

That is, unless they're the kind of trolls we have up in vikingland. They, ah... eat our babies... 🙁
 
Well, yeah, but trolls can be hillarious! 😉

That is, unless they're the kind of trolls we have up in vikingland. They, ah... eat our babies... 🙁

Aren't they the Moomintrolls?
 
Not really. We're having some guests tomorrow that I will likely be forced to entertain, but other than that I had only planned to completely waste the following couple of days in front of the computer. 😀

So, no getting rip-roaring drunk this weekend? :bwahaha: 😛
 
Dammit, why are Viking spec helms so pricey? 🙁
 
What's the longest you've gone between drunken sprees?

As surprising as it may sound, I was drunk for the first time when I was 18, and I think it was a whole year till I got seriously sloshed again after that. These days it happens more often though 😛
 
Tipple of choice? I realise that it's probably been covered already in this thread but answer me, damnit! 😛
 
Tipple of choice? I realise that it's probably been covered already in this thread but answer me, damnit! 😛
APPLETINI! :happyhop:

ummm... I mean... 😱 :scared: :blush:

Do you plan on waking up in another fountain? 😀
Technically I didn't wake up in it, and I don't even remember being in a fountain. It's just what I was told afterwards. 😛
 
You get what you pay for? 😀

Btw, do you buy them online? If so, where, and what do they cost?
The style I'm looking at is this:

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The site that sells it (and I know gives decent-quality stuff) is Jelling Dragon. Pronounced Yelling Dragon. It's the whole J thing.

That helm is priced at about £275, more if you add lining in... thus why I'm annoyed at the price of it. Although, it IS made to order with measurements and all.

Hoping to find a somewhat cheaper one when I go to TORM in Coventry around Novemberish time. Current helm I use is a spangenhelm (examples can be seen on the helmets page of the Jelling Dragon site) that I got from another site known as Get Dressed For Battle (can't remember URL, google it, they've gone downhill recently) and is more than a little bit too big - but it works. I can hit myself in the head with an axe with no ill effects when wearing it. Was under £100 for the spangenhelm, though I had to make an arming cap for it.

Going to ask someone else who has one that they didn't get secondhand where they got it if their Internet starts working soon, until then I have no realistic ways to get in contact... just my luck 😛

Anyway. Wasn't this thread to ask you questions? 😛
 
Three words. And a video.

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What... the... fuck?!?
 
The site that sells it (and I know gives decent-quality stuff) is Jelling Dragon.
Awesome! I was hoping I could buy something cool to use for my drunken escapades, but aside from the drinking horns I can't afford any of that. 🙁

Anyway. Wasn't this thread to ask you questions? 😛
Yeah but you know, it's nice with some variation once in a while... 😉

How come there were so many vikings named Olaf?
Traditional Nordic name. I guess we lacked imagination. 😀

How come you have so many days off?
Thanks to the Swedish school system! :happyhop: I'm currently in the uni, but I only have like three 2-hour lectures a week, and they're not mandatory so I skip some of them as well. University-studies here involves a lot of personal responsibility, and we're expected to read course literature at home. ...not that I actually do that or anything! 😛

Three words. And a video.

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What... the... fuck?!?
I kinda had a dream like that once. 😵
 
Awesome! I was hoping I could buy something cool to use for my drunken escapades, but aside from the drinking horns I can't afford any of that. 🙁
Don't get horns from there - you'll be able to get bigger ones for less elsewhere. I've seen ones that can hold a couple pints for about £25. Buying in person generally means you can haggle - if there's a reenactor market or something, that may be your best bet 😛

Hm. Bored. Suggestions?
 
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