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[DanishTickling]

what does it take for you Swedes to give Denmark back Skåne, Halland and Blekinge? (you know it really belongs to us)

if we win the match tomorrow it would only be fair to give it back, and if the match ends in draw, I suggest we settle it in a beer drinking contest...

 

[spike102]

any vacation anytime soon?

 

[tickleshotel]

What are some of your Turn-offs?

 

[Carsomyr]

Don't get horns from there - you'll be able to get bigger ones for less elsewhere. I've seen ones that can hold a couple pints for about £25. Buying in person generally means you can haggle - if there's a reenactor market or something, that may be your best bet 😛

Hm. Bored. Suggestions?

Good advice, I'll look into that. Thanks! 😀

Bored, huh? I suggest you buy a new game, or spam the SSF some more. ;D

what does it take for you Swedes to give Denmark back Skåne, Halland and Blekinge? (you know it really belongs to us)

if we win the match tomorrow it would only be fair to give it back, and if the match ends in draw, I suggest we settle it in a beer drinking contest...

Shit, I live in Halland, I don't wanna become Danish! 😛

Scania (Skåne) is the appendix of Sweden though, so you can have that for free. LOL! You can have Blekinge and southern Halland if YOU help US get Finland, Ingria, Estonia and Latvia back. 😛

As for the soccer game, I hope you guys win it. That means more Swedish kids will pick up hockey instead. 😈

any vacation anytime soon?

Nope. The summer holidays feel very, very far away... 🙁

What are some of your Turn-offs?

Excessive make-up and stalkerish and/or manipulative tendencies. I've had far too much of the latter, to be honest. 🙁

 

[Ghris]

Good advice, I'll look into that. Thanks! 😀

Would say "come to TORM this November" but it's in Coventry and you're in another country 😛

Hm. Secret bonus tracks on CDs. Annoying as hell when they're just added onto the end of another very very good song with about fifteen minutes of silence and you only find this out when you've ripped the CD to your computer?

 

[Carsomyr]

Would say "come to TORM this November" but it's in Coventry and you're in another country 😛

I'm ALWAYS in the WRONG country... 🙁

Hm. Secret bonus tracks on CDs. Annoying as hell when they're just added onto the end of another very very good song with about fifteen minutes of silence and you only find this out when you've ripped the CD to your computer?

I'm not sure I understand the question. XD

 

[Ghris]

I'm not sure I understand the question. XD

The correct answer was "yes" 😛

Hm.. what have I got in my pocket?

 

[Carsomyr]

The correct answer was "yes" 😛

Hm.. what have I got in my pocket?

Oh. XD


In your pocket? Hmmm, a pair of fluffy handcuffs?

 

[Ghris]

No, they're undergoing repairs at the moment, so they're on the desk somewhere. Probably under half a ton of crap. Stupid Poundland and their cheap crap sex toys 😛

Does Sweden have an equivalent of the everything-for-a-pound shops that England has?

 

[K-Skate417]

Do you have any more exams coming up soon that you need to study for?

 

[Ghris]

Most impressive mixing or preparation for any drink you know of?

 

[Carsomyr]

Does Sweden have an equivalent of the everything-for-a-pound shops that England has?

Not that I'm aware, no. Would be pretty cool though. 😀

Do you have any more exams coming up soon that you need to study for?

In about a month, but lots of reading is required so I think I'm gonna start soon with an hour or so of reading every day.

Most impressive mixing or preparation for any drink you know of?

That sounds sophisticated! I just pick some random liquor and mix it with some random soda and then I drink it. Sometimes I skip the soda. >:3

 

[Artoo]

Should I have another glass of wine?

 

[Ghris]

Not that I'm aware, no. Would be pretty cool though. 😀

Damn. My next question would be "do they sell sex toys."

Poundland, around Valentines Day, sells everything from fluffy handcuffs to vibrators.

It's probably wrong, but I just stoood in the store for a while, watching three year olds asking their parents what a penis shaped vibrator was for... 😛

That sounds sophisticated! I just pick some random liquor and mix it with some random soda and then I drink it. Sometimes I skip the soda. >:3

You're missing out.

Try preparing absinthe in the way that involves fire.

Put two sugar cubes on top of an absinthe spoon. A knife may be substituted, if it's wide enough.

Pour a shot of absinthe over them.

(make sure the room is DARK)

SET THE SUGAR CUBES ON FIRE. It burns blue. Thus why it is important that the room is dark - you'll get a decent sized flame, and it looks fucking amazing.

When they've gone out, proceed to drip really cold water over them until they've disolved as much as they're going to...

And now, question time.

One. Ever tried absinthe?

Two. How drunk do you think I am right now? 😛

 

[Carsomyr]

Should I have another glass of wine?

Maybe just one more, but then I think you're good for the evening. 😛

You're missing out.

Try preparing absinthe in the way that involves fire.

Yeah I've actually heard about that. Sounds awesome! 😀

And now, question time.

One. Ever tried absinthe?

Two. How drunk do you think I am right now? 😛

1. No, haven't tried absinthe. 🙁 I intend to do so though, but I've been exploring the world of whiskey lately.

2. Well you're dividing your text into tiny paragraphs again just like last time you drunk-posted here. 😛 But your spelling is still intact, so I'm gonna say you're a 4 out of 10. 😀

 

[Ghris]

Yeah I've actually heard about that. Sounds awesome! 😀

Again, you're in the wrong country 😛 One of the local chain supermarkets does a good absinthe. Dual award winning absinthe. A while back, the bottles came with free absinthe spoons... I saw this as an excuse to get a bottle 😛

1. No, haven't tried absinthe. 🙁 I intend to do so though, but I've been exploring the world of whiskey lately.

2. Well you're dividing your text into tiny paragraphs again just like last time you drunk-posted here. 😛 But your spelling is still intact, so I'm gonna say you're a 4 out of 10. 😀

1 - You should. Just, well... two things. One: DO NOT try shotting it until you have a taste for it - when it's pure it's like concentrated mouthwash. And two: Ensure the stuff you try has wormwood in 😉 Trust me on this. It's a totally different type of drunkenness - you can think more clearly than you can when you're sober. Just don't listen to darker music, otherwise there's a chance you'll end up like I was when I was bored and had access to the blog on here a while back... heh.

2 - Would say more than that. Five white russians and a bottle of Innis and Gunn so far.

Which leads me onto a question. Innis and Gunn. It's a beer. Tried it?

😛

(my questions seem pretty similar at the moment...)

 

[spike102]

do you go hunting ever?

 

[Bugman]

Why are we taught pie are square, when everyone knows pie are round? 😕 What kind of pie do you like?

 

[Carsomyr]

Which leads me onto a question. Innis and Gunn. It's a beer. Tried it?

😛

(my questions seem pretty similar at the moment...)

Sorry mr drunk man, haven't tried all that many sorts of beer. Very few of my friends can drink it (lol, I KNOW!) and that kinda takes the fun out of beer drinking contests.

do you go hunting ever?

Nah, not my thing, plus I don't have the patience to get a hunter's licence. My uncle and my cousin both hunt though. 🙂

Why are we taught pie are square, when everyone knows pie are round? 😕 What kind of pie do you like?

Psh, everyone knows that pies are triangular! 😀

I like most kinds of pie, but if I had to choose one I think I'll go with apple pie. 🙂

 

[Ghris]

Sorry mr drunk man, haven't tried all that many sorts of beer. Very few of my friends can drink it (lol, I KNOW!) and that kinda takes the fun out of beer drinking contests.

Contests aren't important 😛 Especially when it comes to that stuff. Oak aged beer... 😀

Hm. For some reason I've just been lying under my desk laughing.

If you're using a desktop computer as opposed to a laptop, is the back of the CPU insanely cluttered like mine? 😛

 

[Bugman]

Will Slacker ever answer any questions in his thread?

 

[Carsomyr]

Contests aren't important 😛 Especially when it comes to that stuff. Oak aged beer... 😀

Hm. For some reason I've just been lying under my desk laughing.

If you're using a desktop computer as opposed to a laptop, is the back of the CPU insanely cluttered like mine? 😛

Laughing under your desk sounds like time well spent! 😀

I haven't got a laptop, but I have an iMac, so the CPU is built into the screen. No clutter here, no siree! 😛

Will Slacker ever answer any questions in his thread?

Sure, he's gonna forget about ignoring us sooner or later, or we'll AGITATE him into answering! 😀

 

[Bugman]

Why? That is really what i want to, need to, know. Why? There must be an answer out there. Where do i find it?

 

[Ghris]

Hm. Do you prefer happy-crazy drunkenness or philosophical drunkenness?

 

[spike102]

Do you have children? haha