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[Ghris]

Why morning exist? >.>

E: Also, dammit. Boots are completely buggered, there's a hole in the bottom I can fit several fingers through. Why is it that most of the military surplus places around here have closed? 😛

 

[K-Skate417]

Have you been hiding in your attic layer again?

 

[Carsomyr]

Hello Buddy. How are you doing?

Hi Tom! 🙂 Doing ok right now. Could certainly be worse.

Any new drunken adventures we should know about? 😛

Unfortunately no. 🙁 Mebbe if you ask me again in a week or so. 😉

Oh and then there's the post-exam party we're throwing in early November. I had to shave for that, because we're going to grow "exam-beards" (instead of playoff-beards like they do in hockey and other sports) and whoever has the most epical beard wins a prize! XD

Why is nemesis such a diva??

Nemesis is a diva? 😱 Hmmm... well maybe it's 'cause she feels like it? You can get away with a lot of things around here, after all. 😛

Why morning exist? >.>

E: Also, dammit. Boots are completely buggered, there's a hole in the bottom I can fit several fingers through. Why is it that most of the military surplus places around here have closed? 😛

Mornings exist to fuck with our lives. The people at most military surplus places have realized this and decided to just fuck it all and go home. 😀

Shame about the boots though. 🙁

 

[Carsomyr]

Have you been hiding in your attic layer again?

You know it! >:3

 

[K-Skate417]

Have you uploaded any pics of yourself now that you have been forced to shave? 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

Have you uploaded any pics of yourself now that you have been forsed to shave? 😀

Nope

 

[Rook's Media]

Hey man!

Have you ever delivered a bouquet of flowers...to that special someone...?

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[goddess_nemesis]

Nemesis is a diva? 😱 Hmmm... well maybe it's 'cause she feels like it? You can get away with a lot of things around here, after all. 😛

Why must Spike tell lies about me? I am not a diva! I am a goddess!

 

[Ghris]

Mornings exist to fuck with our lives. The people at most military surplus places have realized this and decided to just fuck it all and go home. 😀

Shame about the boots though. 🙁

Thought as much...

Hm. Do said surplus stores nearby not actually having what I was looking for in the correct size factor into this at all? 😛

 

[Carsomyr]

Hey man!

Have you ever delivered a bouquet of flowers...to that special someone...?

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No has special someone... 🙁 *cries in the corner*

Why must Spike tell lies about me? I am not a diva! I am a goddess!

Suuuuure you are... 😛

Thought as much...

Hm. Do said surplus stores nearby not actually having what I was looking for in the correct size factor into this at all? 😛

This is, once again, a plot to make your life as untolerable as possible. Just go home and have a beer instead! 😉

 

[spike102]

where are the pictures with the beard off?? HAHAHA

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Suuuuure you are... 😛

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

 

[Carsomyr]

where are the pictures with the beard off?? HAHAHA

Safely hidden away on my desktop 😛

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

 

[K-Skate417]

Why did you let this slip to page four? 😱

 

[Carsomyr]

Why did you let this slip to page four? 😱

Wasn't me, it's the Canadians! 😱

Canadians always try to do this to me, I'm so sick of it! Whenever I see a Canadian in a store or a restaurant, I tell them to stop hiding my threads. They look at me like I'm crazy, but underneath they know exactly what I'm talking about... 😡

 

[K-Skate417]

Wasn't me, it's the Canadians! 😱

Canadians always try to do this to me, I'm so sick of it! Whenever I see a Canadian in a store or a restaurant, I tell them to stop hiding my threads. They look at me like I'm crazy, but underneath they know exactly what I'm talking about... 😡

How is that possible when you claim Canadians don't exist?

 

[AmandaBear]

What is your favorite holiday? 😀

 

[texastickler]

Hows life today my friend? Do you like roast chicken?

 

[Carsomyr]

How is that possible when you claim Canadians don't exist?

When I say something, it doesn't HAVE to make sense! 😛

What is your favorite holiday? 😀

Christmas, hands down! 😀 Mainly because of all the fond childhood memories; we would always go visit my relatives up north and I had a blast. These days we don't do that as often for various reasons, but the Christmas spirit is still there to some extent, and all my beloved Christmas Specials air on TV. Then there's the presents, and the traditional "Julbord" (kinda like smorgasbord), and of course all the Christmas Candy and the fact that I don't have to go to school/work. Oh and it's winter, and cold, and dark - just the way I want it!

Hows life today my friend? Do you like roast chicken?

I've been better, but right now I'm doing ok. 🙂 Hope all is well with you?

I'm not much of a chicken fan I'm afraid, but I guess it's at least edible. 😉

 

[Ghris]

Wenches?

Mead?

Wenches and mead?

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[Carsomyr]

Wenches?

Mead?

Wenches and mead?

Yes, yes, and double-yes!

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[Ghris]

Right, I'm fucking pissed off.

Some random fucking chav decided it'd be the best fucking idea ever to randomly hit me in the fucking mouth.

My face is fucked.

Lower lip split in like, five places.

Upper is swollen as hell.

Going to police station ASAP to follow this shit up.

I am fucked off.

Ever had a similar issue?

(yeah, guess who wanted to vent...)

 

[texastickler]

Do I bore you? I was told today by someone that I am boring. I Almost fell over as if i was drunk. I have been called many things but never boring. I guess I am venting too. I was crushed I tell you. So, do I bore you?

 

[Carsomyr]

Right, I'm fucking pissed off.

Some random fucking chav decided it'd be the best fucking idea ever to randomly hit me in the fucking mouth.

My face is fucked.

Lower lip split in like, five places.

Upper is swollen as hell.

Going to police station ASAP to follow this shit up.

I am fucked off.

Ever had a similar issue?

(yeah, guess who wanted to vent...)

Ouch man, that sucks! 😱 🙁 Hope they get the bastard who did it. Did you manage to hit him back?

I've had the living shit beaten out of me, so I can relate. What sucks is that I was in this idealist-pacifist sort of phase, so didn't even fight back. <_< These days I would have gone fucking mental with my hunting-knife, lol.

Do I bore you? I was told today by someone that I am boring. I Almost fell over as if i was drunk. I have been called many things but never boring. I guess I am venting too. I was crushed I tell you. So, do I bore you?

You certainly don't bore me Tom. I actually find it quite enjoyable to have you around. 😀 Whoever told you that must have been a bit of an oddball - in the negative sense of course. 😉

 

[texastickler]

You certainly don't bore me Tom. I actually find it quite enjoyable to have you around. 😀 Whoever told you that must have been a bit of an oddball - in the negative sense of course. 😉

Thanks. I am a crazy and interesting individual with absolutely no humiliation factor.

Do you play Chess?