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Ask the third world Swedish Guru a question

What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?

You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You get enough time to make ONE phone call. Who would you call?

You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

You can have one of the following two things: trust/love. Which do you pick and why?

You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

Think of the last person who you really knew that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life. Do you?

Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?

Does love = sex?

Your best friend dies, what would you do?

What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?

What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?

Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. Who do you call?

Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?

Are you old fashioned?

Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a heart break or have never loved before?


That's the end of the line, Cars! :jester: Blame Aimee, but hell... I figure they were fun questions to answer for the most part, LOL :bwahaha: Don't hate me! :scared:
 
Not even the Monster could save them tonight 🙁 How did your Caps do?
Ok, first of all, Leaf I'm going to kill you 😀 Secondly, the Caps won! 😀

What was the proudest day of your life?
That's a tough one... D:

But I guess when I graduated this summer and got an award for "best sudent on the programme" in front of all the people who didn't like me is pretty high up the list. I actually don't attach any value to that prize whatsoever, but it felt like a kick in the teeth to everyone who thought that they were better than me because "Oooooh! We don't show up drunk in school! OOOHHHHHH! We don't know how to have fun and hate people who do!" etc. 😛

Also, my hated principal had to give me the award. Last year she did everything she could to make things difficult for me just because she enjoyed abusing her power, but this was one thing she COULDN'T stop from happening! 😀 She didn't show it then as she pretended to be happy and smile, but I know she didn't like it one bit. :mwahaha:
 
Do you like going to the art museum?
Nah, not ART museums! :scared:

What's the highest you've ever scored bowling?
Not high... XD 50? lol

Strangest thing that's happened to you today?
My fucking QUESTIONS thread got BOMBED! ASSDFFSDFFDFVWRT!

Two And Half Men or Everybody Loves Raymond?
That show about the little boy who lives with Charlie Sheen 😀

Which planet is your favorite?
I'd have to say Earth 😛

Clubs, Spades, Hearts, or Diamonds?
Red or black?

Spades. Red.

Tell me something Swedish!
Lagom. 😀

Do you wear plaid shirts?
Nope

Do you dress up daily?
lol, no... XD

Have you ever tried on woman's clothing?
Negative, chief!

Mango or Peach?
Peach

Apple or Orange?
Orange

Grape or Banana?
Grape

Kiwi or Strawberry?
Strawebrry

Blueberry or Raspberry?
Raspberry

What is your dream?
Have you reached that dream?

Rule the world, and no officially I haven't reached it. 😛

What's your favorite chore to do?
Does playing computer games count as a chore?

Do you buy bottle water?
Nah, we get our water from one of the cleanest lakes in Sweden. And Sweden has pretty clean lakes!

Are any lightbulbs burnt out right now?
lol, in more than half the lamps on my floor. I'm too lazy to change them.

Look behind you... what's there?
I'm too scared to look behind me 🙁

Do you like curly hair or straight?
Doesn't really matter, but I tend to lean to straight

Blonde, Red, or Brunette?
No preference

What's your favorite culture?
Whoever originally came up with pizza! ;D I don't care if it was the Italians, the Chinese or the Norwegians! lol

What's your favorite type of workout?
Tickle-fight? 😛

What's something you've wasted money on and now regret?
All those goddamn post-it notes I bought when I was drunk :/

Have you ever gone on a shopping spree?
If yes, what did you buy?

Well... I sort of tagged along with a friend for the lulz 😛
He bought candy and cookies for a ludicrous amount of money! XD

Have you ever won anything in contest? Details.
Let's see... I've won a lot of chess prizes, and I've won drinking games, but the latter only meant I didn't have to drink till I started projectile vomiting. XD

Beer bottles or beer cans?
Cans

Do you think Christmas comes too soon these days?
Kinda. They could at least wait till NOVEMBER! 😵

Have you ever seen a Christmas without snow?
Sadly yes 🙁

What age did you stop believing in Santa Claus?
When I was like 5 or 6

Is your tank full?
Nope

What are some of your expectations for 2010?
I hope all the epic awesomeness from 2009 will continue. Oh, and that Sweden brings home another Golden Double! ;D

What color is your carpeting?
We no has carpeting

Do you have any hardwood floors?
Yes

How do you feel about people spelling like this: hey how r u 2day?
Annoying

What about like this?: yO sUp I aM sOoOo CoOoL!
I can't even read that XD

Do you believe in aliens?
Yes. It's the only way to explain Canadians 😛

Do you grill out often?
Sadly no :/

Do you sometimes wish your life had background music?
If yes, what song(s)?

Sure, how about The Imperial March from Star Wars? 😛

What Little Rascal is your favorite?
Never seen that show

Favorite Winnie the Pooh character?
Tiger 😀

Favorite Brady Bunch character?
Never seen it

Favorite Grease character?
Oh God I HATE that movie!

Favorite Rugrats character?
Haven't seen it enough to have a favorite

Favorite 101 Dalmatians characters?
That evil old lady 😀

If you could take back something you did in the past, would you?
No, I try to live without regrets

What day would you want to live over again?
Can't say I have a day like that

What would life be like if Richard Simmons was President of America?
You're telling me he ISN'T?!?

Do you think Bill Cosby is nuts?
Yes, and I haven't decided if that's in a good way or a bad way XD

What is your favorite Christmas song?
Julen är här/Christmas is here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_4tjgHZOow
*crosses fingers* Don'tmakemetranslatethelyricsdon'tmakemetranslatethelyrics... XD

Have you ever asked anyone to pull your finger?
Nope

Do you have to have coffee every morning just to function?
Don't drink coffee

Have you ever bought a girl you like flowers?
No. Does that make me a terrible person? 😀

What's the cutest thing you've done for a girl?
I dunno. Guess I'm not really that good with the ladies... XD
 
Would you consider yourself a picky eater?
Hell yes!

What's something you've done in the past that's gotten you in a lot of trouble with the folks?
Oh you know... I was such a good kid... :angel:

How do you feel about afros?
Theyz looks funneh XD

Do you wear belts?
Nope

Jeans or sweat pants?
Jeans

Ever had family fun night?
Thank God no

What's your favorite TV show?
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart! 😀

Do you have at&t?
Never even heard of

Do you like to go on roadtrips?
Depends

Do you like Spaghetti O's?
Never had it, but looks nasty

What kind of socks do you wear?
The awesome kind

What is your shoe size?
I don't know what it would be in american sizes, but in European it's 42-44

What color are your socks?
Black

How high can you jump?
Not high XD

Who is the last person you called?
The pizza delivery man 😛

What time did you go to bed last night?
Who said I went to bed?

What is your favorite color?
Black

What is your favorite number?
4

Will you ever go sky diving?
Not a chance in hell

Did you ever take a hot air balloon ride?
No

Did you play any sports in high school?
Only in PhysEd XD

Will you, or did you, go to your 10 year high school reunion?
I will

Do you wash your hair or body first when you shower?
Body

Do you floss every day?
No

Have you ever gone camping?
Yes

Can you light a fire with two sticks?
I doubt I have the patience XD

Have you ever been in Boy Scouts?
Yes

What three possessions could you could not live without?
Computer, Internet and my stash of booze

If you could invite any three people to dinner, who would it be?
It would be 3 TMF'ers, but I won't say which ones since I don't want to play favorites 😛

Who would you love to meet?
TWINNY! :bubbleheart:

How many crackers can you eat in a minute?
Let's find out... >:3

What did you have for lunch yesterday?
Fried eggs

What is your least favorite food?
That's still edible? Fish.

What is your favorite Girl Scout cookie?
No has

What is your favorite dessert?
My own chocolate cake! 😀

What is your favorite restaurant?
Laiwa, a Chinese restaurant in Gothenburg

What is in your refrigerator right now?
I imagine a great deal of things

What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Chocolate, with a big plus if it's Italian ice cream

What is the last movie you watched in a movie theater?
Can't remember

What is your favorite reality show?
Don't have one

Can you sing?
Not even a little 😛

Who is your favorite singer?
Don't have one

Do you enjoy comedy?
Sure do!

Have you ever been to a comedy club?
Nope

Have you ever been to an opera?
Not that I recall

What the worst performance you ever saw?
This zombie flick... can't remember what it's called, but there was a midget in it... XD

What kind of movie do you like to see?
Horror movies

What is the first movie you ever watched?
The Shining. I was 5 years old XD

How much television do you watch a week?
Not a whole lot

Are you allergic to any food?
Nope

When was the last time you took a vacation?
Never did. I still gets meh holidays! 😀

Have you ever left the country?
Yes

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
NEST

How many vacations have you gone on?
DeR?

What was your best vacation?
When we went to Britain when I was 13

Do you prefer to travel alone, with your family or friends?
With friends

What was your longest vacation?
A week?

Have you taken a cruise?
No

Have you ever driven cross-country?
Yes
 
Do you have any pets?
3 cats and a horse

What color shirt are you wearing?
Black

Name three things that are physically close to you:
My skull, my eyes, and my nose 😛

What is the last book you read?
America (The Book) - A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction

Are you or were you a good student?
Depends on who you ask 😛

What's your favorite sport?
HOCKEY

Do you enjoy sleeping late?
Yes

What's the weather like right now?
I dunno, haven't looked outside XD

Who tells the best jokes?
Jon Oliver

What was the last thing you dreamed about?
Getting an email from my classmate and riding a flying train while I was drunk.

...the latter might have happened, actually. 😛

Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
Rarely, on both questions. 😛

Do you believe in karma?
No

Do you believe in luck?
No

Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?
Scrambled

Do you collect anything? If so, what?
"Souvenirs" - I'm a kleptomaniac 😀

Are you proud of yourself?
Sure

Are you reliable?
When it matters, yes. If it doesn't matter? heh, I wouldn't trust myself to order lunch!

Have you ever given money to a bum?
Yes

What's your favorite food?
Pizza

Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Stalker is a better word, and it was only a secret to the stalker XD

Do you like the smell of gasoline?
No

Do like to draw?
Sometimes

What's your favorite invention?
Bondage gear :veryhappy

Is your room messy?
Fuck yes!

Do you give in easily?
Depends

Are you a good guesser?
Usually

Can you read other people's expressions?
Not too well XD

Are you a bully?
Only in jest 🙂

Do you have a job?
No

What time did you wake up this morning?
Around 8:30

What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
Nothing so far, I'm stuck answering questions! :angry:

When was the last time you showered?
Yesterday

What do you plan on doing tomorrow?
Going to school 🙁

What's your favorite day of the week and why?
Sunday. The only day I can be SURE there'll be no school!

Do you have any nicknames?
I have a lot of them

Have you ever been scuba diving?
No

Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?
There's people I think about often, but I don't feel like listing them all.

What toothpaste do you use?
I have no idea to be honest XD

Do you enjoy challenges?
If I beat them... 😛

What's the worst injury you have had?
It's gonna have to be a tie between crushed kneecap and shattered elbow

What's the last movie you saw?
Pineapple Express I think.

What do you want to know about the future?
A bunch of lottery numbers would be kinda nice

What does your last text message say?
"Feels fucking wonderful. I barely know where the fuck I am"

Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?
Me not know :shrug:

What's your favorite school subject?
Either history or English class

What's your least favorite school subject?
Math...

Would you rather have money or love?
Love

What is your dream vacation?
Right here at home 😎

What is your favorite animal?
Cats

Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes

What's the last sporting event you watched?
Karjala Cup

Do you need to do laundry?
Probably, but I won't

Do you listen to the radio?
TMF radio! 😀

What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
RAAAAAAAAGE!

Have you ever caught a butterfly?
No

What color are your bed sheets?
White

What's your ringtone?
Standard

Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Some douche who bombed my questions thread 😛

Do you have any obsessions right now?
Yes. Good times!

Do you like things that glow in the dark?
YES! 😀

What's your favorite fruity scent?
Dunno

Do you watch cartoons?
Family Guy 😛

Have you ever sat on a roof?
No

Name three things in the world you dislike:
Ignorance, prejudice and idealism. In that order.

Name three people in the world you dislike:
Now now, I won't resort to that... 😛

Has a rumor even been spread about you?
Yes

Do you like sushi?
No

Do you believe in magic?
Only when I'm drunk

Do you hold grudges?
When justified
 
What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
When I tell someone else how I feel. The latter really isn't that hard.

You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You get enough time to make ONE phone call. Who would you call?
Fuck making a call, either help me put out the fire or GIVE ME A PARACHUTE!

You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
a) I would probably have to sit down and think about that
b) Either go about as always, or I'd have to sit down and think about that too XD
c) Not afraid, but frustrated and sad

You can have one of the following two things: trust/love. Which do you pick and why?
Trust. Because that is an extremely big deal for me

You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
Throw someone else in the canal to save the dog? 😛

Think of the last person who you really knew that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life. Do you?
Not a chance in hell

Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
I don't know if I'd get along with myself all that well... XD

Does love = sex?
No

Your best friend dies, what would you do?
I honestly don't know :/

What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?
The latter

What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
Probably oxygen. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it'd be oxygen. 😛

Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. Who do you call?
I pull out my hunting knife and get in position. No time to call anyone except for 911 if he enters the house.

Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?
I don't know CPR ver ywell, so if they were dying I'd probably just cement that even further XD

Are you old fashioned?
No

Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a heart break or have never loved before?
The latter

That's the end of the line, Cars! :jester: Blame Aimee, but hell... I figure they were fun questions to answer for the most part, LOL :bwahaha: Don't hate me! :scared:
You are a dead man. :scaredofmods:
 
Well done, Cars!! :clap: 😀 :bowing:

Please don't hurt me..... :scared: LOL
 
Have you ever read The Art of War by Sun Tzu?

Who, in your opinion are the top 5 generals or military commanders of all time, and why?

Have you ever read Caesar's Commentaries?
 
According to some overly friendly cows earlier today, I haz a flavour.

Does you haz a flavour?
 
Care to wager something on the Leafs/Caps game this weekend? 😀
 
How did you like answering all those questions? :blaugh:
It took me quite a while... 😱

Well done, Cars!! :clap: 😀 :bowing:

Please don't hurt me..... :scared: LOL
:angry:

Are you drowning in homework? :neenerneener:
Not at the moment, no. So HAH!

Have you ever read The Art of War by Sun Tzu?

Who, in your opinion are the top 5 generals or military commanders of all time, and why?

Have you ever read Caesar's Commentaries?
Never read either of those 🙁

As for the top 5 generals, I really couldn't say without sitting down to think about it for at least a couple of hours, and I do not intend to do that. 😛

Are you still playing that video game? 😀
Of course! I've completed 33% of it now, according to the ingame achievement thingie 😱

Have your eyes started to bleed yet? :moon:
Well they're pretty red... D:

According to some overly friendly cows earlier today, I haz a flavour.

Does you haz a flavour?
Yesh, I taste like candy, but no bitey for you! 😡

Can you guess which page I pulled this thread off of? :bwahaha:
Probably like page 8 or something. 🙄 At best.

What's your ideal breakfast?
lol, my ideal breakfast is to actually have breakfast! XD I'm normally not awake at that time of the day 😛

Care to wager something on the Leafs/Caps game this weekend? 😀
Leafs are going down. Sorry my friend. :neenerneener:

Who was the first person you started talking to on TMF?
Sanna (RUNOFFSTAGE) got a hold of me pretty soon after I delurked, and actually gave me the motivation to REALLY get active here and start talking to people. So yeah, that's easy to remember. :xpulcy:
 
What were your first impressions of TMF when you first joined? How have they changed since then?
 
What were your first impressions of TMF when you first joined? How have they changed since then?

Well, I didn't really get a impression at all until I decided to delurk, and that's much later after I joined, but I guess at first I was shocked when all these "popular people" were talking to me. I was particularly surprised to see them take time to post long replies in my introduction thread.

Now, by "popular people" I didn't think there was a clique or anything, but I've always had a tough time to get into already pre-existing "friend groups", and I just figured I would have to invest a lot more time in the forum before people would start to notice, let alone talk to me. :hysteriatrain:
 
33%, that's pretty good! 😀

I'm sure you know this but... beer sure seems to go down a lot quicker when you're drinking from a Pint glass, doesn't it? :drinkup:
 
Do you believe in aliens?
Yup, but we send them back to Estonia where they belong! :yarr:

Ok, that's terrible, sorry. XD But yes I believe in aliens. Not as sure about them visiting us/putting anal probes in us though.

33%, that's pretty good! 😀

I'm sure you know this but... beer sure seems to go down a lot quicker when you're drinking from a Pint glass, doesn't it? :drinkup:

It most certainly does! Pint Glasses kind of put you in the mood to drink, and for some reason it actually tastes better too! 😱
 
Yup, but we send them back to Estonia where they belong! :yarr:

Ok, that's terrible, sorry. XD But yes I believe in aliens. Not as sure about them visiting us/putting anal probes in us though.

Have you ever had an alien, um... probe you? :manicd: :bwahaha:
 
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