Ask the third world Swedish Guru a question

[Carsomyr]

Let's go CAPS!

 

[leafstk]

Too late... Gretzky came by to implant a lucky "loonie" behind our net

 

[Carsomyr]

You may have "The Monster", but like I've said before he's not THIS guy:

Ovey's gonna pwn you good

 

[texastickler]

Mini Bomb for the godfather!!!!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

What is Satan's last name?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

Do they bury people with their braces on?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

 

[K-Skate417]

Have you been to Finland lately? 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How'd you choose your screenname?

 

[leafstk]

What percent of the game are you at now? 😀

 

[Bohemianne]

Aside from onions, who else made you cry?

[and please, don't make me cry with your answer]

 

[Ghris]

Hm. I need something to do tomorrow in town for about 2.25 hours. In the morning.

Ideally, something that does not cost money.

I have to be reasonably able to think at the end of it, meaning no booze or similar substances.

Any suggestions? :/

 

[texastickler]

Do you like spicy foods?

 

[leafstk]

Did the Caps beat Ottawa last night? And did you get your drunk on? 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Who is the person you respect the most, and why?

 

[K-Skate417]

When will you stop being lazy and answer all your questions? 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What do you think Victoria’s secret is?

 

[Ghris]

On Saturday, I get free beer. And free food. And violence, which happens to be taking place at the same time as the beer. All courtesy of a university that I do not go to.

Is this epic? Y/N.

 

[texastickler]

If I had hair, would I just look stupid?

 

[leafstk]

Are you stalking me?!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What's the wackiest thing you've ever said to someone?

 

[Carsomyr]

Mini Bomb for the godfather!!!!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

Wow. Just wow. My mind is officially blown! I have NO IDEA but now that you mention it they SHOULD! 😱

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Both

What is Satan's last name?

I'd tell you, but then you'd know my full name

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

My doctor never leaves the room... 🙁

Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

Oooh! Oooh! I love these kinds of questions! I'm gonna guess they staple it to his forehead!

If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?

Of course not! DO IT! >:3

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?

Because they has a misleading name. The bastards!

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

I would probably burn to death before I got to the center, with the charred remains imploding due to the pressure, but yes I imagine I would stay at the center 😀

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?

If they're already in the coffin when they come back to life, I suspect we may have a zombie invasion on our hands

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

I dunno, but that sounds like me ;D

Do they bury people with their braces on?

I have NO idea! D:

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

If you're heading east you're ALWAYS heading east, of course! *pulls out pipe and looks intelligent*

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

I are not good with monies! D:

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

I suspect they go to someone else 😛

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

I suspect that may very well be physically impossible in the first place, so it doesn't really matter XD

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.

Only if it's illegal to be drunk in public, I suspect

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

Every sport has little eccentricities like that. Izto be expected 😀

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

Oh, that's just cruel! XD

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

Huh, I thought it was the other way around 😕

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

Yeah, I think there's more truth to this than some people would think 😵

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.

Silly Americans... I have no idea what you're talking about! XD

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?

Sex is sex is sex, right? >:3

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Clearly! I rule death by firing squad! 😡

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

Doesn't sign language sometimes involve moving the mouth too? Either way I think it'll be difficult to do in the first place if you want to hold on to your fork and knife 😛

If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?

NO! 😀

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

Fancy ketchup is made from the tomato nobility

If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

I think they choose the way they suspect he/she looked when they went missing >:3

 

[Carsomyr]

Have you been to Finland lately? 😛

🙄

How'd you choose your screenname?

It's an epic weapon in my favorite computer game. I was clueless as to what name to choose, so I just picked the first thing that popped up in my head, which happened to be this particular sword. Carsomyr. +5 two-handed if I remember correctly 😛

What percent of the game are you at now? 😀

In all playthroughs, something like 60% I think 😱

Aside from onions, who else made you cry?

[and please, don't make me cry with your answer]

LOL! Ok, I won't make you cry with my answer 😛

Hmmm... I guess the ending to Code Geass? 😱 😱 So sad!

Hm. I need something to do tomorrow in town for about 2.25 hours. In the morning.

Ideally, something that does not cost money.

I have to be reasonably able to think at the end of it, meaning no booze or similar substances.

Any suggestions? :/

I suspect it's too late now, but I would suggest borrowing a kitten, 'cuz they are awesome! :3

Do you like spicy foods?

Not even remotely, I hate it! D:

Did the Caps beat Ottawa last night? And did you get your drunk on? 😀

Not know but probably, and yes 😀

Who is the person you respect the most, and why?

It's a toss-up between my drinking buddy, Andreas, and Amandabear. Why? Because they both have the courage to be themselves, even if not everyone likes what that means. It adds another level of sincerity to the person in my eyes, and I both appreciate and respect that.

There are many, MANY other reasons as well, but I've been nuked with questions and wish to keep the answers relatively short 😛

When will you stop being lazy and answer all your questions? 😛

How about now? 😀 😛

What do you think Victoria’s secret is?

Tickling fetish?

On Saturday, I get free beer. And free food. And violence, which happens to be taking place at the same time as the beer. All courtesy of a university that I do not go to.

Is this epic? Y/N.

Y 😀

If I had hair, would I just look stupid?

Not if you let it grow, together with your beard! 😀

Are you stalking me?!

YES!

What's the wackiest thing you've ever said to someone?

To random stranger on the street: "You might find this hard to believe, but I have a tickling fetish"

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Have I told you lately how freaking epic you are?

 

[Carsomyr]

Have I told you lately how freaking epic you are?

Not as epic as you, I'm sure. But thanks!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Not as epic as you, I'm sure. But thanks!

We really need to chat on Skype one of these days, don't you agree?

 

[Carsomyr]

We really need to chat on Skype one of these days, don't you agree?

I approve! 😀 Right now I have to prepare for my exam next Saturday, but after that I hope to get back on skype some moar

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I approve! 😀 Right now I have to prepare for my exam next Saturday, but after that I hope to get back on skype some moar

That's all right, whenever you have time. 😀

Good luck on your exam.