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[goddess_nemesis]

What is one thing that annoys you?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Do you believe in spontaneous combustion?

 

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What is your favorite female name?

 

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What is your favorite male name?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Would you dress as the opposite sex?

 

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Have you ever been hit on by the same sex?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Would you have plastic surgery?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are about to die. What do you do with your worldly possessions?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What are you most afraid of?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What do you do most often when you are bored?

 

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What are you currently reading?

 

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What would you like to accomplish before you die?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What is the strangest dream you've ever had?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you could be born again, would choose to be a different sex to what you are?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Name three qualities that attracts you to a woman?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Which is your 'most recent' favorite song?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

 

[Carsomyr]

Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them but if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it?

Because I'm an idiot, and I would have touched the stars if I could - yes I know they're supposedly "hot", but we'll see about that! 😀

what do you suggest for bleeding raw fingers caused by over-posting on tuesday??

It's only a flesh wound. Stay strong, man!

How can there be self-help "groups"?

Nuuuurrrr! Too early in the morning to ask me stuff like that! XD

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

You STOLE them! 😱 😡

How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?

Wasn't there actually a funny story behind this? I don't remember. XD

How did a fool and his money get together?

Not well. 😛

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "s" in it?

I dunno, but whoever decided that should have a medal for epic trolling! XD

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it a hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

Latin prefix, etc. 😀

Would you ever go skydiving?

Not a chance! 😱

If you were dying what would you want your last words to be?

"Respawn in 5... 4... 3..."

What actor/actress would you pick to play you in a movie?

Seth Rogen, and I think he basically played me in Pineapple Express already! XD

What's your lucky something? (Ex. lucky shirt, ring, etc.)

My lucky pentagram! 😀 I wear it around my neck, and when I do, only good things happen >:3

Have you ever cheated in a game?

Of course!

If you could spend one day with someone alive or dead who would it be with?

Tough question, but it would be either Jon Stewart, Erwin Rommel, Peter Forsberg, or someone from this forum. XD

If a guy offered you a million dollars for a night of sex, would you do it?

Instantly and without hesitating! *is a manslut* ^^

If you were one of two people left on this earth, and the other was the same sex as you; would you go gay?

Nah, but I would panic. XD

Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine" on a nude beach?

Of course, but I definitely mean IN there! 😛

What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning?

"I wonder if I can sleep another 5 minutes" 😛

If Iron Man saves you, exactly how rude is it to stick refrigerator magnets to his back when he isn’t looking?

Not rude at all, I think. 😛

Have you ever been camping?

Yes

Is it Pet's Mart or Pet Smart?

I dunno! XD

What is one thing that annoys you?

The Montreal Canadiens

Do you believe in spontaneous combustion?

Nope

What is your favorite female name?

Whatever will be the name of my future significant other XD

What is your favorite male name?

Mr. Piddles, Destroyer of Worlds 😀

Would you dress as the opposite sex?

If you give me money 😛

Have you ever been hit on by the same sex?

Yes. 😱

Would you have plastic surgery?

No.

You are about to die. What do you do with your worldly possessions?

I doubt I'd give a damn, or I'd want my parents to sell them to give them some extra monies I guess.

What are you most afraid of?

Carsomyr fears nothing! >:3

What do you do most often when you are bored?

Sleep or spam up the TMF

What are you currently reading?

"A Practical Guide to Racism" by C.H. Dalton

What would you like to accomplish before you die?

I dunno, but something of more profound meaning, so it'll be around even after I'm not anymore.

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

Nah 😀 But maybe sick 😛

What is the strangest dream you've ever had?

I.... don't get me started! 😵

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

 

[Carsomyr]

If you could be born again, would choose to be a different sex to what you are?

Nah, being a guy has worked out rather well so far 😀

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Probably, if I had one. XD

Name three qualities that attracts you to a woman?

Tolerance, loyalty, ticklishness 😀

Which is your 'most recent' favorite song?

SCATMAN!

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

Ask Mils 😀

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

Sure 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

 

[Carsomyr]

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

Nah, they'll turn true EVENTUALLY! 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Nah, they'll turn true EVENTUALLY! 😀

You're ruining my bombing of your thread! Go watch a hockey game.


Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?