Ask the third world Swedish Guru a question

[goddess_nemesis]

Excellent, I outlasted you. 😛

I'd want to hear Winston Churchill, most likely. 😀

Not really. I have to get up at the ass crack of dawn for work, which you know nothing about.

I'd still be bombing yours and Leaf's threads.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you could make any fictional character come to life, which would it be?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Do bald people get dandruff?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Can bald men get lice?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How come cats butts go up when you pet them?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

 

[Carsomyr]

Just for the record, I am aware of your bombing. 😛 I just can't be bothered to reply to all this stuff yet XD

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Just for the record, I am aware of your bombing. 😛 I just can't be bothered to reply to all this stuff yet XD

Just finishing up the last of the questions I had.

How does Freddy Krueger wipe his butt?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why people are so scared of mice, which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Final question.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

 

[Carsomyr]

If you could make any fictional character come to life, which would it be?

The Immortal God-Emperor of Man!

Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?

To trick small children!

If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?

Sure, they look so pretty in it! 😀

Do bald people get dandruff?

Probably 😱

Can bald men get lice?

Ewww, lice!

Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

I doubt they have that weird western element in their culture. XD

How come cats butts go up when you pet them?

Because cats are fucking weird 😵

Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?

Because football is the most homoerotic sport of earth, right after soccer. XD

At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?

I have no idea, and I'm not sure I WANT to know 😛

Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?

Because they're bird-brains 😀

Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?

Doubtful 😉

If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

It would implode from the paradox 😀

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

Cat pile sounds more epic ;D

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?

Never heard the song, but that sounds epic! ^^

Just finishing up the last of the questions I had.

How does Freddy Krueger wipe his butt?

He doesn't 😱

Why people are so scared of mice, which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?

D00d... I'm scared shitless of Mickey Mouse!

Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

To see if we even notice 😀

Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee?

Bees will sting you 🙁

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

My head! D:

When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?

I could think of sooo many immature jokes to write here. XD

Final question.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Depends on if they actually were assassinated or just murdered, I suppose 😱

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Loved your answers. They were awesome.

So have you learned your lesson?