Ask the Turtle Anything!

[Tortuga]

Hog-tie and spread eagle eh?? well, hafta keep that in mind...

not to worry though, I bring the carrots....LMAO

shut your face! or you'll never have a birthday ever again!

 

[natural tickler]

shut your face! or you'll never have a birthday ever again!

well, that might be a good thing....🙂

as far as shutting my face.... make me

 

[Tortuga]

well, that might be a good thing....🙂

as far as shutting my face.... make me

come to my munch and I will!

 

[natural tickler]

come to my munch and I will!

we will see about that.... will try to come

be careful what you wish for, I might just hogtie you in the middle of the restaurant

 

[Tortuga]

we will see about that.... will try to come

be careful what you wish for, I might just hogtie you in the middle of the restaurant

seriously? that's a threat? I love exhibitionism!

 

[natural tickler]

seriously? that's a threat? I love exhibitionism!

well then, your wish is my command....

 

[Jason Reborn]

Ever had any fantasies involving fairies? 😀

 

[Tortuga]

Ever had any fantasies involving fairies? 😀

erm...no

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Do you feel that all Dutch men prefer hogtie over spread eagle?

What nationality do you think I am?

 

[Artoo]

Can you lick your elbow?

Did you try to after reading the previous question? 😀

 

[Tortuga]

Do you feel that all Dutch men prefer hogtie over spread eagle?

What nationality do you think I am?

I really don't know what Dutch men prefer, I've never met a Dutchman to know the difference.

You are......Gigantomuscularian?

 

[Tortuga]

Can you lick your elbow?

Did you try to after reading the previous question? 😀

NO!
I'm not a complete idiot!

 

[Jason Reborn]

ever had chicken pox?

 

[Tortuga]

ever had chicken pox?

Most likely, don't remember though.

 

[venray]

Can I have a hug?

 

[Jason Reborn]

Did you get my comment on one of your profile pics?

 

[Tortuga]

Did you get my comment on one of your profile pics?

yes

 

[Jason Reborn]

Can I have a hug? 😀

 

[Tortuga]

Can I have a hug? 😀

Ummm...no, hand shake?

 

[Jason Reborn]

I'll settle for a handshake *shakes hand*

I really was asking that question because you missed Venray asking for one

Anyways, how's the weather?

 

[Capnmad]

Are you ready to receive Li'L HDS?

 

[Tortuga]

Are you ready to receive Li'L HDS?

I was just about to text you back! I really can't right now babe, I'm a work-oholic, I barely go anywhere but the grocery store.

 

[Artoo]

Are you ready to receive Li'L HDS?

Is it wrong that I see so much innuendo in this?

 

[Tortuga]

Is it wrong that I see so much innuendo in this?

No because your a twatwaffle

 

[Artoo]

No because your a twatwaffle

Without using the word "you", can you explain what a twatwaffle is?

If only for the sakes of the unwashed masses. 😀