Ask the Turtle Anything!

[Tortuga]

twatwaffle: combination of twat and Waffle House; my sister and I were driving and calling each other names, firs word was Twat then we passed a Waffle House...and that's it

 

[Artoo]

twatwaffle: combination of twat and Waffle House; my sister and I were driving and calling each other names, firs word was Twat then we passed a Waffle House...and that's it

Did I mention that you're awesome? 😀

 

[Tortuga]

Did I mention that you're awesome? 😀

Nope, keep spreading the rumor!

 

[natural tickler]

Waffle House sux, just wanted you to know that

 

[Tortuga]

Waffle House sux, just wanted you to know that

It does, but when your drunk and starving, it's fucking awesome lol

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Will I find "twatwaffle" in the next edition of Webster's Dictionary?

 

[Tortuga]

Will I find "twatwaffle" in the next edition of Webster's Dictionary?

Mostly likely not.

 

[Bizkit]

What's your current mood?

 

[Tortuga]

What's your current mood?

Bubbly

 

[Jason Reborn]

Would you rather...

be at a rock concert or at an opera?

 

[natural tickler]

how was your weekend babycakes??

 

[kered]

Should I expect incredible turtle hugs next Saturday?

 

[Tortuga]

Would you rather...

be at a rock concert or at an opera?

Rock concert

 

[Tortuga]

how was your weekend babycakes??

It was alright, how was yours baby?

 

[Tortuga]

Should I expect incredible turtle hugs next Saturday?

You better expect turtle hugs and kisses!

 

[natural tickler]

It was alright, how was yours baby?

it was good, could've been better, but who's complaining??

 

[drewskee]

Were/are you a fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? 😀

 

[Tortuga]

Were/are you a fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? 😀

DAMN SKIPPY!

 

[natural tickler]

So, I still can't bring corn with me when I see ya??

 

[drewskee]

Was your tickling fetish at all triggered by the TMNT episodes featuring Don Turtelli? 😀

 

[Tortuga]

So, I still can't bring corn with me when I see ya??

NO!...wait...are you coming to my munchie?

 

[natural tickler]

NO!...wait...are you coming to my munchie?

I will know by tomorrow...trying to find someone to switch a day with me, but is un-cooperative right now

 

[kered]

NO!...wait...are you coming to my munchie?

Do I feel a birthday party coming on?

 

[Tortuga]

So, I still can't bring corn with me when I see ya??

do you want a punch in the face?

 

[Tortuga]

Was your tickling fetish at all triggered by the TMNT episodes featuring Don Turtelli? 😀

uhhh no