Ask Us Anything! Team JoManda V.1 !

[slacker2114]

If vampires have issues with crosses, then why don't they just go after non-Christians? I mean, have you ever seen a vampire warded off by a Star of David?

 

[Artoo]

If vampires have issues with crosses, then why don't they just go after non-Christians? I mean, have you ever seen a vampire warded off by a Star of David?

If the Star of David is being used as a ninja throwing star...😉

Anyway, my question;
What is the mean length of JoManda's hair?

 

[Tiger.Lily]

Boondock Saints.

Lion King!

Clerks 1 & 2!!

Omg. Jo. Plus fifty thousand cool points.

 

[natural tickler]

When someone cooks something from the oven or microwave, and its really HOT, why do people try to eat it right away anyway??

 

[Tiger.Lily]

WHARRGARBL??

 

[McNoodle]

Do you believe that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones?

 

[natural tickler]

why is it better to have lost and not loved than never loved at all??

 

[General Zod]

Who would win in a no rules fight? Superman,or me?

 

[General Zod]

Who will reach 23,000 posts first,Venray,or me?


May I have one of these for Christmas?

 

[CrystalLight]

Who will reach 23,000 posts first,Venray,or me?

May I have one of these for Christmas?

I think you will. Ray hasn't been posting a lot lately. 😛

And, you need to write a letter to santa.

 

[CrystalLight]

Who would win in a no rules fight? Superman,or me?

Sorry, Zod. It'd have to be Superman.

Unless you invest in a fancy new Peterbuilt. That might help you. ^^

 

[CrystalLight]

If vampires have issues with crosses, then why don't they just go after non-Christians? I mean, have you ever seen a vampire warded off by a Star of David?

*facepalm*

Non-christians can own crosses to use against vampires.

Although if you watch Underworld it's blatantly obvious that crosses don't do jackcrap. 😛

 

[CrystalLight]

If the Star of David is being used as a ninja throwing star.

Such a nerd. 😛

Anyway, my question;
What is the mean length of JoManda's hair?

omg. I don't know!

Really fucking long! lawl.

 

[CrystalLight]

When someone cooks something from the oven or microwave, and its really HOT, why do people try to eat it right away anyway??

They're too hungry to be patient. I especially like how when folks sit down with a really hot plate and spend 5 hours blowing on a single bite of food.

Be moar patient, damnit! Or eat from the outsides of the plate and work your way in. ^^ My momma taught me that.

why is it better to have lost and not loved than never loved at all??

You mean loved and lost then to never have loved at all?

Because it's a feeling that to experience it at least for a fleeting moment is something that you truly will never forget. Everyone should experience it at least once.

 

[kurchatovium]

Can bananas really dance or is it just an illusion?

 

[CrystalLight]

Do you believe that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones?

I hope there is no WW3 let alone WW4.

 

[slacker2114]

*facepalm*

Non-christians can own crosses to use against vampires.

Although if you watch Underworld it's blatantly obvious that crosses don't do jackcrap. 😛

But wait...Whatsisface from Fright Night crushed a cross in his hand and said "you have to believe." What about that?

And how many JoMandas does it take to change a light bulb?

 

[sasaxrah]

What is one memorable thread you started? (besides this one)

 

[BrightEyes1082]

If the Star of David is being used as a ninja throwing star...😉

Anyway, my question;
What is the mean length of JoManda's hair?

LONG!

When someone cooks something from the oven or microwave, and its really HOT, why do people try to eat it right away anyway??

Because you touch yourself at night!

WHARRGARBL??

Absolutely!

Do you believe that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones?

No. Marshmallow guns.

why is it better to have lost and not loved than never loved at all??

LOLWUT

Who would win in a no rules fight? Superman,or me?

IRON MAN!

Who will reach 23,000 posts first,Venray,or me?


May I have one of these for Christmas?

You.

Can bananas really dance or is it just an illusion?

They can! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!

But wait...Whatsisface from Fright Night crushed a cross in his hand and said "you have to believe." What about that?

And how many JoMandas does it take to change a light bulb?

LOLWUT? It only takes one because we pwn. 😀

What is one memorable thread you started? (besides this one)

Umm... I started a really controversial thread one time. I don't wanna link it
though, and have everyone get stirred up. ^^

 

[ikaiyoo]

Why am I so bored?

 

[CrystalLight]

Why am I so bored?

Because you're not doing anything. 😛

What is one memorable thread you started? (besides this one)

I really enjoy/ed the 'Scene veterans' thread. I've managed to learn a lot from it and hopefully some others have as well.

And how many JoMandas does it take to change a light bulb?

There is only one JoManda. 😛

 

[slacker2114]

There is only one JoManda. 😛

Good thing too. If there were more, you wouldn't be unique and therefore wouldn't pwn as much.

What is the JoManda philosophy for long life and happiness?

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Why am I so bored?

Because you're not having fun 😛

Good thing too. If there were more, you wouldn't be unique and therefore wouldn't pwn as much.

What is the JoManda philosophy for long life and happiness?

John 3:16 ^^

 

[slacker2114]

John 3:16 ^^

Aw hell, I don't know bible passages.


Would Team JoManda take me to the movies if I bought them dinner at Taco Bell?

 

[ikaiyoo]

Do you agree with Kant when he says, "A categorical imperative would be one which represented an action as objectively necessary in itself, without reference to any other purpose."?