Ask Us Anything! Team JoManda V.1 !

[BrightEyes1082]

Do you agree with Kant when he says, "A categorical imperative would be one which represented an action as objectively necessary in itself, without reference to any other purpose."?

Perhaps.

 

[CrystalLight]

Good thing too. If there were more, you wouldn't be unique and therefore wouldn't pwn as much.

I fuckin' love you.

What is the JoManda philosophy for long life and happiness?

Love with every fibre of your being.

Aw hell, I don't know bible passages.

😛 Is okay.

Would Team JoManda take me to the movies if I bought them dinner at Taco Bell?

Absolutely! Even if you didn't. ^^

Do you agree with Kant when he says, "A categorical imperative would be one which represented an action as objectively necessary in itself, without reference to any other purpose."?

No. Sometimes there should be more avenues of exploration.

 

[baldadonis]

Are vagina wigs useful in everyday society?

Could the two of you combine take down the Rhino?

Name something about yourself, not physical, that you wish you could change.

Will you come visit me in my new place sometime?

 

[slacker2114]

If Team JoManda ever encountered their evil twins, how would you defeat them?

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Are vagina wigs useful in everyday society?

No, and they never will be.

Could the two of you combine take down the Rhino?

Yes, just like we can take him down separately. 😀

Name something about yourself, not physical, that you wish you could change.

I wish I didn't get quite so attached to the people I love.

Will you come visit me in my new place sometime?

Only if Jay has to sleep on the balcony! 😀

If Team JoManda ever encountered their evil twins, how would you defeat them?

We'd pwn them. With our epic win.

 

[baldadonis]

Do either of you whimper like a puppy in your sleep 😉

What's the most beautiful place you have ever visited?

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Do either of you whimper like a puppy in your sleep 😉

What's the most beautiful place you have ever visited?

NO!

And Nashville.

 

[baldadonis]

NO!

What kind of car would you most like to own?

Do you have a fear of flying?

How long can you hold your breath underwater?

 

[BrightEyes1082]

What kind of car would you most like to own?

Do you have a fear of flying?

How long can you hold your breath underwater?

I really don't care what kind of car I own.

No, I love flying.

A long time. I have strong lungs from years of clarinet and French
Horn playing. ^^

 

[KrazieDog]

How many jumping jacks can do consecutively while two angry midgets stared at you?

If you pick one person, in the whole wide world to punch in the uterus, what is your favorite candy?

Yes or no and why?

 

[BrightEyes1082]

How many jumping jacks can do consecutively while two angry midgets stared at you?

If you pick one person, in the whole wide world to punch in the uterus, what is your favorite candy?

Yes or no and why?

ROFFLE. 3498349283409324, any person who flirts with our Dom/mes,
and airheads & hershey bars, for both of us. ^^

 

[CrystalLight]

Are vagina wigs useful in everyday society?

According to Manda; yes, they are. 😀

Could the two of you combine take down the Rhino?

HELL YES!

Name something about yourself, not physical, that you wish you could change.

Self-concious issues, I suppose.

Will you come visit me in my new place sometime?

Mebbe. ^^

If Team JoManda ever encountered their evil twins, how would you defeat them?

Pure pwnage. Of course. 😛

Do either of you whimper like a puppy in your sleep?

Manda. I punch fuckers in my sleep. ^^

What's the most beautiful place you have ever visited?

Whereever it was I was stopped at on my way to NYC. We pulled over a burger king and straight ahead of me was nothing but huge hills covered with trees. Their leaves were browns, reds, yellows, greens, etc. It was absolutely amazing. I think I was in the Binghamton area.

What kind of car would you most like to own?

Either a black Ford F150 or a Lamborguini Diablo.

Do you have a fear of flying?

YES.

How long can you hold your breath underwater?

A lot less longer then I could when I was younger.

How many jumping jacks can do consecutively while two angry midgets stared at you?

1 and a half. Then I drop kick them.

 

[kurchatovium]

If you use a dancing banana in a banana split does it still dance?

 

[VINNEES1]

Hmmm

Who coined the term..JoMonkey?!!!!!

I already know the answer but I wanted to ask anyway.

What is the best way to cook squirel?

 

[KrazieDog]

Cock or doodeldoo? 😛

 

[McNoodle]

Do you have a radical idea that could help change the world if people would open their minds?

 

[Artoo]

Do you see yourself participating on this forum in thirty years time?

 

[natural tickler]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Is microwaving squirrels the best way to cook them??

Why did Jimmy crack corn and no on cared??

 

[General Zod]

Why should I get a new Peter built? What's wrong with my old one?

 

[slacker2114]

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it?

 

[ikaiyoo]

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

 

[CrystalLight]

If you use a dancing banana in a banana split does it still dance?

No. You kill it before you put it in. 😛

 

[CrystalLight]

Who coined the term..JoMonkey?!!!!!

I already know the answer but I wanted to ask anyway.

Rly? Cus I don't. lawl.

What is the best way to cook squirel?

.... Carefully.

 

[CrystalLight]

Cock or doodeldoo? 😛

lawl.

Cock.

Dur.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

If you use a dancing banana in a banana split does it still dance?

Only on Tuesdays.

Who coined the term..JoMonkey?!!!!!

A big nerd.

What is the best way to cook squirel?

In the freezer

Cock or doodeldoo? 😛

Cock fer sure ^^

Do you have a radical idea that could help change the world if people would open their minds?

Yes - Jesus died for your sins so you could go to heaven. Apparently
that's a pretty radical idea! ^^

Do you see yourself participating on this forum in thirty years time?

No, I think the rapture will happen long before then.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

I believe the wise owl said 3.

Is microwaving squirrels the best way to cook them??

Already answered.

Why did Jimmy crack corn and no on cared??

Because you touch yourself at night.

Why should I get a new Peter built? What's wrong with my old one?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it?

WIKIPEDIA

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

Already answered.