Ask Vlad anything!

[deadlywiffeathr]

What does your last text message say?

 

[vladtickleman22]

What's Leaf and I's reward if we make it to 500 posts by the end of the week? 😀

What is it you want for a prize?

Do you enjoy eating at Subway?

Yes, i do.

What's your all time favorite sub combination from there?

Spicey chicken with onions, pickles, peppers and mustard.

If you had the opportunity, would you like to become an NFL star?

Nope, they're whimps.

Have you ever hired a jukebox for a party?

Nope, but i was at a party that had one.

Can you name three of your favorite tunes off the top of your head?

Metallica - for whom the bell tolls.
Godsmack - Alive
John Mcdermott - Christmas in the trenches.

Would you come to a bonfire/poker night hosted by DeadLeaf? 😀

Definately!

Who is your idol? Why?

My mother. She threw my father out and raised two kids on her own because it was better then staying in a very bad relationship.

T/F Australia owns part of Antartica?

I am going to say True.

 

[vladtickleman22]

Favorite candy bar?

Milkyway dark

Who is your favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

Donatello

Have any cool key-rings you'd like to tell us about? 😀

Nope.

Have you ever solved a Rubik's Cube?

Noop

If someone left you alone in a room with a tank and the keys to said tank, how tempted would you be to drive off with it? 😛

That would depend on how drunk i was LOL! If i was sober i'd be way to scared. But if i was drunk i'd be in that sucker in a heartbeat!

Have you ever been lost in the woods?

Thankfully no.

Do you think it would've been cool to grow up on farm?

No way! I am very much a city rat.

What's the sweetest thing you've ever done for a woman?

Dinner at an itallian restaurant, there was a string quartett and i paid them to play one of her favorite classical songs. After that we went on a horse drawn carriage ride through a park. Then we had a moonlit picnic in the park.

How many drinks will you shout a woman before you make her buy her own?

10.

Who is your favorite Simpsons character?

BART!

What dish would you provide if I invited you to a family picnic?

Whatever you wanted. I am a very good cook.

Do you have a favorite gaming console?

Nintendo Wii.

What's your favorite game on that console?

Anything mario!

Have you at any time, or do you, own a pick-up truck?

Nope.

Do you think I've gotten Team DeadLeaf off to a decent start? 😛

I'd say so lol!

 

[vladtickleman22]

Worst injury you've ever sustained?

Tore a muscle in my thigh.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

10 acres.

Favorite beverage?

Coke w/lime.

Have you ever been skinny-dipping?

Nope.

Under what circumstances do you not enjoy tickling or being tickled?

When i'm sick.

Are you getting sick of seeing my sig everytime you scroll down?

Nope. I love answering questions!

Last board game you played?

Monopoly Boston Edition.

Last book you read?

The seven habits of highly effective people.

Last TV show you watched?

Two and a half men.

Have you or will you ever go parasailing?

No way!

Do you use Microsoft or Apple Mac?

Microsoft. Macs are too far out of my price range now.

Do you prefer to pay cash or with a credit card?

Cash.

Have you ever seen the "Bollero" routine performed by Torville and Dean?

Nope.

Are you a member of a gym?

Nope.

Have you ever been in love?

Yes, the woman in my previous answer about the sweetest thing. At the end of that night she thanked me for a very memorable night and told me she thought of me only as a friend.

 

[vladtickleman22]

What's on your mouse pad?

The last one i had was a coke bottle

Do sad songs make you think about a particular person or event in your life?

Yes.

Do you wear dog tags?

Nope.

Who would win in a fight?

Sully from Monster's Inc

OR

Donkey Kong

DONKEY KONG!!

Do you have a business card?

Nope

What does your last text message say?

It's an offer for more minutes/text messages.

 

[leafstk]

Yes, the woman in my previous answer about the sweetest thing. At the end of that night she thanked me for a very memorable night and told me she thought of me only as a friend.

Ouch 🙁 Sorry man... sounds like you put all you had into that night too! Good to see romance isn't completely dead... chin up dude! 🙂

Great start, Deadly! 500, here we come!

Vlad... Best live concert you have been to? 😀

 

[vladtickleman22]

Ouch 🙁 Sorry man... sounds like you put all you had into that night too! Good to see romance isn't completely dead... chin up dude! 🙂

Great start, Deadly! 500, here we come!

Vlad... Best live concert you have been to? 😀

I...have...never...been..to...a...live...concert...*hangs head in shame*

 

[leafstk]

I...have...never...been..to...a...live...concert...*hangs head in shame*

That's okay dude, I'm sure you will one day! 😀

What's on for dinner tonight?

 

[vladtickleman22]

That's okay dude, I'm sure you will one day! 😀

What's on for dinner tonight?

flank steak with mixed teriyaki veggies and apple cider.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Do you like Family Guy?

 

[texastickler]

What do you get when you cross a rock and a hard place?

Do you believe in Santa?

Fill in the blanks: If I had a dime for every time I heard______________ I would be_________

Is it true that you love Rock N’ Roll?

If oranges are called oranges, and peaches are called peaches, why are bananas not called yellows?

What are your favorite meals?

Do you like Pop Tarts?

Do bees drink?

Do you like Simon and Garfunkel?

Do you know what movie this line is from? “I have a hankering for some Switzerland chocolate, and a good smoke.”

If we evolved from apes, what the hell did they evolve from?

If I said, “There she was, just a walking down the street”, what would you say after?(From a song)

What band sang, “Paranoid?”

Why is there no gum on a damned “gum tree?”

Do you believe that every problem has a solution?

Why is it so hard? What? You were expecting more?

Who said, “If I were two faced, why would I choose this one?”

Have you ever broken out in song?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
W
hy isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?

What color would a Smurf turn if you choked it?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but never at their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Do you love a good back scratching?

Lastly, Do you know that you have been mini bombed by Texas Tickler?

 

[vladtickleman22]

Do you like Family Guy?

I cannot STAND family guy. HATE HATE HATE IT!

 

[vladtickleman22]

What do you get when you cross a rock and a hard place?

Do you believe in Santa?no

Fill in the blanks: If I had a dime for every time I heard______________ I would be_________thisthat
😀
Is it true that you love Rock N’ Roll?No

If oranges are called oranges, and peaches are called peaches, why are bananas not called yellows?Because they start out green

What are your favorite meals?Breakfast and dinner

Do you like Pop Tarts? No

Do bees drink?No

Do you like Simon and Garfunkel?They are okay.

Do you know what movie this line is from? “I have a hankering for some Switzerland chocolate, and a good smoke.”Nope.

If we evolved from apes, what the hell did they evolve from?I don't believe in evolution.

If I said, “There she was, just a walking down the street”, what would you say after?(From a song)singing doo a ditty ditty dum ditty doo

What band sang, “Paranoid?”Black Sabbath

Why is there no gum on a damned “gum tree?” i dunno

Do you believe that every problem has a solution?yes

Why is it so hard? What? You were expecting more?cause if it was easy it wouldnt be called life

Who said, “If I were two faced, why would I choose this one?”dunno

Have you ever broken out in song?no

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?boogers

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?thats how i pronounce it

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?Yes.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?failed

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?Dunno

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?He made it himself.

Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?So they can sell more

What color would a Smurf turn if you choked it?Red

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but never at their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?I do...

Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?dunno

Do you love a good back scratching?yeah

Lastly, Do you know that you have been mini bombed by Texas Tickler?Now i do. 😀

minibomb rules

 

[leafstk]

286 posts to go before reaching 500... you think Deadly and I can pull it off? And in terms of a prize... hmm... I'll get back to you on that one 😉

I know! 😀 Sounds like you're quite the cook... would you spin something up for us at the aforementioned Bonfire/Poker party? It would have to involve steak 😉

 

[vladtickleman22]

286 posts to go before reaching 500... you think Deadly and I can pull it off? And in terms of a prize... hmm... I'll get back to you on that one 😉

I know! 😀 Sounds like you're quite the cook... would you spin something up for us at the aforementioned Bonfire/Poker party? It would have to involve steak 😉

Steak is something i am EXCELLENT at cooking. Anything in particular you want is fine. Just leave enough time for me to aquire the proper ingredients.

 

[leafstk]

You're on!!! Okay... must get to 500... must... get.. to....

How do you like you steak cooked?

 

[vladtickleman22]

You're on!!! Okay... must get to 500... must... get.. to....

How do you like you steak cooked?

Depends on the cut of steak. Typically medium well though.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I cannot STAND family guy. HATE HATE HATE IT!

Can I ask why?

 

[leafstk]

If you could see any band/singer in concert, who would it be? 😀

 

[vladtickleman22]

Can I ask why?

It's a REALLY poorly done ripoff of the simpsons.

If you could see any band/singer in concert, who would it be? 😀

Metallica, John McDermott and Celtic Women. Yes, that is a wide variety of music lol!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

It's a REALLY poorly done ripoff of the simpsons.

That reminds me of a South Park episode where Butters was trying to take over the world and his partner kept reminding him that "Simpsons did it; Simpsons did it."


Do you like South Park? 😀

 

[leafstk]

Did you know I saw Metallica's "Master of Puppets" Tour when they came to Maple Leaf Gardens? Awesome show, loooooong time ago now, lol

 

[vladtickleman22]

That reminds me of a South Park episode where Butters was trying to take over the world and his partner kept reminding him that "Simpsons did it; Simpsons did it."


Do you like South Park? 😀

Yes, yes i do.

Did you know I saw Metallica's "Master of Puppets" Tour when they came to Maple Leaf Gardens? Awesome show, loooooong time ago now, lol

I did know that! 😛

 

[vladtickleman22]

Sleep time, night night thread!

 

[leafstk]

Sleep time, night night thread!

LOL, night man! 😀 I guess I already told you about the Metallica thing, lol

Do you like roller coasters?