M Michael514 Level of Lemon Feather Joined Jul 9, 2005 Messages 12,010 Points 0 Dec 30, 2005 #51 ......if I'm not around to administer my brand of first aid.
A aryz75 2nd Level Red Feather Joined Nov 24, 2005 Messages 1,415 Points 0 Dec 31, 2005 #52 your toe gets caught on a garden hose and you break it
M Michael514 Level of Lemon Feather Joined Jul 9, 2005 Messages 12,010 Points 0 Dec 31, 2005 #53 ....when I sneak up on you to TIE and TICKLE you and your not wearing your STOCKINGS!!!! 🙁 🙁 🙁
amk714 Level of Blueberry Feather Joined Aug 23, 2002 Messages 14,643 Points 0 Dec 31, 2005 #54 ... you prefer stocking feet, like Osco does. 😛
Hiryu TMF Master Joined Jul 27, 2005 Messages 934 Points 0 Jan 3, 2006 #55 ...you're trapped between a pool of lava and a 2 ton boulder.
M Michael514 Level of Lemon Feather Joined Jul 9, 2005 Messages 12,010 Points 0 Jan 3, 2006 #56 .....when you see them sticking out from under the blankets in the morning and you move in for the kill and she pulls away saying,"NO,NO, NOT TODAY SMART ASS"!
.....when you see them sticking out from under the blankets in the morning and you move in for the kill and she pulls away saying,"NO,NO, NOT TODAY SMART ASS"!
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,109 Points 0 May 12, 2008 #57 Walking on HOT Asphalt!
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 619,264 Points 113 May 12, 2008 #58 ... there is broken glass on the floor. 😱
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,109 Points 0 May 12, 2008 #59 Walking on hot rocks.
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 619,264 Points 113 May 12, 2008 #60 ... walking on a gravel road. 😱
dalekfire 1st Level Yellow Feather Joined Apr 18, 2004 Messages 3,234 Points 0 May 13, 2008 #61 ...there's a giant tropical centipede somewhere in your room, lurking in the tight spaces you can't get to... >.>;;
...there's a giant tropical centipede somewhere in your room, lurking in the tight spaces you can't get to... >.>;;
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 619,264 Points 113 May 13, 2008 #62 ... the floor is ice cold marble.
dalekfire 1st Level Yellow Feather Joined Apr 18, 2004 Messages 3,234 Points 0 May 13, 2008 #63 ...the floor is so rough that it starts to toughen up your skin quickly...
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,109 Points 0 May 13, 2008 #64 When you walk through a cow pasture.
Artoo Level of Tangerine Feather Joined Aug 25, 2007 Messages 11,181 Points 38 May 13, 2008 #65 ...when you're in a nightclub, filled with large people wearing stilettos.
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 619,264 Points 113 May 13, 2008 #66 ... the ground is covered with slimy, cold earthworms. 😀
whyguy2 TMF Master Joined Mar 23, 2007 Messages 709 Points 0 May 13, 2008 #67 when you walk outside and accidently step on broken glass
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 619,264 Points 113 May 13, 2008 #68 ... it's twenty degrees below zero. 😱
dalekfire 1st Level Yellow Feather Joined Apr 18, 2004 Messages 3,234 Points 0 May 13, 2008 #69 ...when you're engaging in hand-to-hand combat during a medieval war.
P ParanoidChant TMF Master Joined Dec 26, 2007 Messages 666 Points 0 May 14, 2008 #70 ... when you have no skin. Infections, you see.
dalekfire 1st Level Yellow Feather Joined Apr 18, 2004 Messages 3,234 Points 0 May 14, 2008 #71 ParanoidChant said: ... when you have no skin. Infections, you see. Click to expand... OWWW!!!! >.<;; ...when you step on an ant-hill.
ParanoidChant said: ... when you have no skin. Infections, you see. Click to expand... OWWW!!!! >.<;; ...when you step on an ant-hill.
Artoo Level of Tangerine Feather Joined Aug 25, 2007 Messages 11,181 Points 38 May 14, 2008 #72 ...you stand in a poo. 😱
Gothika Level of Quintuple Garnet Feather Joined Aug 9, 2004 Messages 32,185 Points 38 May 14, 2008 #73 your feet stink and u get company unexpected
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 619,264 Points 113 May 14, 2008 #74 ... there are tacks on the floor. 😱
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,109 Points 0 May 20, 2008 #75 When it is cold and rainy.