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BELLA BASH 2009!!!!!!!!!!

Skipadeedoodah said:
You better watch it, little guy. My apartment needs new wallpaper - I'm thinkin rhino-skin :lion:
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H'ok, it's like this:


1. Go buy a gigantic plastic hamster ball. 6' diameter should work nicely.

2. Hire 13 midgets.

3. Get the midgets and your giant ball together, and take them all the way to the top of Mt. Everest.

4. Climb in the ball.

5. Have the midgets climb into the ball surrounding you.

6. <strike>Get one TMF member in a Darth Vader costume and one TMF member in a string bikini, and</strike> Er... Nevermind. Skip to step 7.

7. Roll the giant ball with all of you in it down the side of the mountain.

8. As soon as the ball starts rolling, have all 13 midgets start tickling the living shit out of you.


What's the point of all this, you ask? Simple. If you followed steps 1 through 8 correctly, you would have experienced roughly .1% of the pwnage that I'm going to unleash upon you in November.

Now then, on a completely different, separate, and totally unrelated topic... Look at this odd picture I found. What is the diagram for? Who made it? Inquiring minds want to know. 😀

femalebodyx.jpg
 
asutickler said:
H'ok, it's like this:


1. Go buy a gigantic plastic hamster ball. 6' diameter should work nicely.

2. Hire 13 midgets.

3. Get the midgets and your giant ball together, and take them all the way to the top of Mt. Everest.

4. Climb in the ball.

5. Have the midgets climb into the ball surrounding you.

6. <strike>Get one TMF member in a Darth Vader costume and one TMF member in a string bikini, and</strike> Er... Nevermind. Skip to step 7.

7. Roll the giant ball with all of you in it down the side of the mountain.

8. As soon as the ball starts rolling, have all 13 midgets start tickling the living shit out of you.


What's the point of all this, you ask? Simple. If you followed steps 1 through 8 correctly, you would have experienced roughly .1% of the pwnage that I'm going to unleash upon you in November.

Now then, on a completely different, separate, and totally unrelated topic... Look at this odd picture I found. What is the diagram for? Who made it? Inquiring minds want to know. 😀
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FUCK OFF!!!! What are you doing digging old shit up?! I hate your face so hard right now.
 
asutickler said:
H'ok, it's like this:


1. Go buy a gigantic plastic hamster ball. 6' diameter should work nicely.

2. Hire 13 midgets.

3. Get the midgets and your giant ball together, and take them all the way to the top of Mt. Everest.

4. Climb in the ball.

5. Have the midgets climb into the ball surrounding you.

6. <strike>Get one TMF member in a Darth Vader costume and one TMF member in a string bikini, and</strike> Er... Nevermind. Skip to step 7.

7. Roll the giant ball with all of you in it down the side of the mountain.

8. As soon as the ball starts rolling, have all 13 midgets start tickling the living shit out of you.


What's the point of all this, you ask? Simple. If you followed steps 1 through 8 correctly, you would have experienced roughly .1% of the pwnage that I'm going to unleash upon you in November.

Now then, on a completely different, separate, and totally unrelated topic... Look at this odd picture I found. What is the diagram for? Who made it? Inquiring minds want to know. 😀

femalebodyx.jpg
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During Bella Bash when I wake you up at 5am with an air horn and a bag of cold worms it'll be revenge for the bad dreams you just gave me :evileye:
 
BellaRisa said:
During Bella Bash when I wake you up at 5am with an air horn and a bag of cold worms it'll be revenge for the bad dreams you just gave me :evileye:
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Wake me up at 5 AM? I'm not sure if I can recall ever being asleep by that time at your place... 😀
 
asutickler said:
H'ok, it's like this:


1. Go buy a gigantic plastic hamster ball. 6' diameter should work nicely.

2. Hire 13 midgets.

3. Get the midgets and your giant ball together, and take them all the way to the top of Mt. Everest.

4. Climb in the ball.

5. Have the midgets climb into the ball surrounding you.

6. <strike>Get one TMF member in a Darth Vader costume and one TMF member in a string bikini, and</strike> Er... Nevermind. Skip to step 7.

7. Roll the giant ball with all of you in it down the side of the mountain.

8. As soon as the ball starts rolling, have all 13 midgets start tickling the living shit out of you.


What's the point of all this, you ask? Simple. If you followed steps 1 through 8 correctly, you would have experienced roughly .1% of the pwnage that I'm going to unleash upon you in November.

Now then, on a completely different, separate, and totally unrelated topic... Look at this odd picture I found. What is the diagram for? Who made it? Inquiring minds want to know. 😀

femalebodyx.jpg
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And don't forget the bran muffin! Brianna says hi Skip! :hungry:

Snail Shell
 
Skipadeedoodah said:
I will chew that bitch up and spit her the fuck out.
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Not before she kicks the hell out of your small intestine. Brianna is the godmother of all bran muffins. When she's done with you, you'll be lucky if you have any bones left.

:slapfight:

Snail Shell
 
Snail Shell said:
Not before she kicks the hell out of your small intestine. Brianna is the godmother of all bran muffins. When she's done with you, you'll be lucky if you have any bones left.

:slapfight:

Snail Shell
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Sounds like we got ourselves a face off...bran muffin style.
 
BrightEyes1082 said:
Oy vey. :facepalm:

It's very easy to fend off rhinos. They love dollars.
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ACTUALLY... at Bella's last year, he kept tickling as dollars where thrown at him and when it was squealed "hahahhaIthoughtrhinoslikeddollarshahahah" he responded with "oh heeeellll no, I only take $10's now, inflation bitch". :jester: True story.
 
KrazieDog said:
ACTUALLY... at NEST he kept tickling as dollars where thrown at him and when it was squealed "hahahhaIthoughtrhinoslikeddollarshahahah" he responded with "oh heeeellll no, I only take $10's now, inflation bitch". :jester: True story.
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Oh HAYELLLLL NAW! :slapfight:
 
asutickler said:
H'ok, it's like this:


1. Go buy a gigantic plastic hamster ball. 6' diameter should work nicely.

2. Hire 13 midgets.

3. Get the midgets and your giant ball together, and take them all the way to the top of Mt. Everest.

4. Climb in the ball.

5. Have the midgets climb into the ball surrounding you.

6. <strike>Get one TMF member in a Darth Vader costume and one TMF member in a string bikini, and</strike> Er... Nevermind. Skip to step 7.

7. Roll the giant ball with all of you in it down the side of the mountain.

8. As soon as the ball starts rolling, have all 13 midgets start tickling the living shit out of you.
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This is just FUNNY! Not at anyone's expense, but in itself? FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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