BELLA BASH 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[paracarl44]

I see that you've accepted the inevitable and have decided to play the hard-ass right up until the end. Bravo.

Enjoy it, because we're going to read your own words back to you in a matter of days. In person. Have fun with this last little bit of time before you get your comeuppance. I hope it was worth it. 🙂


Sincerely,

"Rambi"

Oh, my sweet, precious Slackerbitch I don't even know where to begin correcting all your silly misconceptions. My wife and I are ready, willing and more than able to step into the ring. And since you haven't listened when we tried to tell you, unfortunately the time has come for us to have to show you boys exactly what we're all about. My only hope is that there will be no hard feelings, and we can continue to be friends even after the wrath that is brought down upon you proves to be more than either of you bargained for. We did try to warn you, after all. But no worries - some people just need to learn the hard way.

Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!


THE FUNERAL SERVICES FOR LILY AND SKIPPY MAY BEGIN NOW.....


poor chicas, they had their chance to get out of it, but because of their false bravado, is about to be ran over by the train which is Slacker/Rhino....


take a picture of them pre-wrecked while you have the chance folks....it is NOT gonna be pretty

^Sounds like a to me. 😛 ^

 

[CMartin]

Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!


THE FUNERAL SERVICES FOR LILY AND SKIPPY MAY BEGIN NOW.....


poor chicas, they had their chance to get out of it, but because of their false bravado, is about to be ran over by the train which is Slacker/Rhino....


take a picture of them pre-wrecked while you have the chance folks....it is NOT gonna be pretty

Skippy/BlackestFAIL-y,

Please be kind enough to provide the hosts and any other people you deem suitable contact information for your next of kin as it appears they may need to be contacted based upon your upcoming "mega-FAIL-capade" this weekend.

😀

 

[Brucetheshark]

Do you not see the most b.a. of items I gave her to decorate her signature? We aren't backing down, we're stepping up. I've just slapped YOU PERSONALLY with the white glove. EN GARDE!

As if I needed more motivation.

"When it hurts and they say 'ow', smack them harder 'til they learn to be quiet."

Who wrote this? I know. We'll see if you can live up to your own words, missy! 😉 😀

 

[Brucetheshark]

Oh, my sweet, precious Slackerbitch

Uh huh.

 

[Brucetheshark]

Skippy/BlackestFAIL-y,

Skippy is gonna be dancing and not skipping when I'm done with her and ReddestFanny? Well, that goes without saying.

 

[BlackestLily]

Sincerely,

"Rambi"

Glad to see you're finally listening to what we've been telling you all along, RAMBI. 😉

Oh, my sweet, precious Slackerbitch I don't even know where to begin correcting all your silly misconceptions. My wife and I are ready, willing and more than able to step into the ring. And since you haven't listened when we tried to tell you, unfortunately the time has come for us to have to show you boys exactly what we're all about. My only hope is that there will be no hard feelings, and we can continue to be friends even after the wrath that is brought down upon you proves to be more than either of you bargained for. We did try to warn you, after all. But no worries - some people just need to learn the hard way.

I know we warned them. We were diplomatic. And I also warned them of the terror that awaited them Saturday night, but Slacker just brushed me off. Silly, silly man-boys.

Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!


THE FUNERAL SERVICES FOR LILY AND SKIPPY MAY BEGIN NOW.....


poor chicas, they had their chance to get out of it, but because of their false bravado, is about to be ran over by the train which is Slacker/Rhino....


take a picture of them pre-wrecked while you have the chance folks....it is NOT gonna be pretty

Pipe down, Esmerelda or Charlene or whatever feminine name you've earned in the past couple of days.

Skippy/BlackestFAIL-y,

Please be kind enough to provide the hosts and any other people you deem suitable contact information for your next of kin as it appears they may need to be contacted based upon your upcoming "mega-FAIL-capade" this weekend.

😀

LOL I KNOW the person who is named IMFAILER did not just throw the word fail into my name. Go back to getting pwned while us wives take care of this situation. 😉

As if I needed more motivation.

"When it hurts and they say 'ow', smack them harder 'til they learn to be quiet."

Who wrote this? I know. We'll see if you can live up to your own words, missy! 😉 😀

LOL

 

[RobAce]

Ahhhh, I can smell the destruction in the air. And no, its not tacos before any of you smart-asses chime in.

This will indeed be an epic weekend. Have camera, will travel. Should have a great presentation for after Bella Memories.

Let me say now, however that while the thought of slacker and ASU teaming up against anyone is indeed a frightening thought (especially if you happen to be a sandwich) I have full faith in my loving harem and owners of the Cabana will remain epically intact and with full senses about them.

And as for our good friend Impaler, I think you have failed more times than 9 year old non-Asian kid trying to pass a calculus test.

The Divine Awesomeness that is created when Skippy and BlackestLily combine is indeed something to behold and gaze into the splendor that when one sees it, your eyes are treated to something greater than mere mortals can understand.

The greatness all will behold, will reduce the aforementioned non-believers to a shell of their former selves while the those lovely goddesses will attain true immortality from anyone's attempted attacks.

As for Nancy, I mean Natural your time will come as well. The ladies have no rival. Submit now or may the lord have mercy on your soul.

OK. Enough of that.

2 days.......2 days and yet another vato will immigrate northward...and this time I got my green card and such cleared.

Rob

 

[slacker2114]

Ahhhh, I can smell the destruction in the air. And no, its not tacos before any of you smart-asses chime in.

This will indeed be an epic weekend. Have camera, will travel. Should have a great presentation for after Bella Memories.

Let me say now, however that while the thought of slacker and ASU teaming up against anyone is indeed a frightening thought (especially if you happen to be a sandwich) I have full faith in my loving harem and owners of the Cabana will remain epically intact and with full senses about them.

And as for our good friend Impaler, I think you have failed more times than 9 year old non-Asian kid trying to pass a calculus test.

The Divine Awesomeness that is created when Skippy and BlackestLily combine is indeed something to behold and gaze into the splendor that when one sees it, your eyes are treated to something greater than mere mortals can understand.

The greatness all will behold, will reduce the aforementioned non-believers to a shell of their former selves while the those lovely goddesses will attain true immortality from anyone's attempted attacks.

As for Nancy, I mean Natural your time will come as well. The ladies have no rival. Submit now or may the lord have mercy on your soul.

OK. Enough of that.

2 days.......2 days and yet another vato will immigrate northward...and this time I got my green card and such cleared.

Rob

I would accuse you of being a brown nose, but since you're Mexican, I guess that goes without saying.

 

[Korastus]

Pipe down, Esmerelda or Charlene or whatever feminine name you've earned in the past couple of days.

As for Nancy, I mean Natural your time will come as well. The ladies have no rival. Submit now or may the lord have mercy on your soul.

I just feel I should note that Natural has just been served. Twice. Double the service. Like two dudes on DoubleButler Island gettin worked over by a Siamese twin masseuse.

 

[RobAce]

I would accuse you of being a brown nose, but since you're Mexican, I guess that goes without saying.

Not my fault I chose to educate myself while you sat and watched reruns of "The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams" so you could get his facial hair just right.

Don't blame me. And leave my brown nose out of it. After all, I can't help it if chocolate tastes better melted and in a taco shell.

Rob

 

[asutickler]

Let me say now, however that while the thought of slacker and ASU teaming up against anyone is indeed a frightening thought (especially if you happen to be a sandwich)

My dear Mexican brother, I must protest. There has never, ever, in the HISTORY OF PLANET EARTH been a sandwich so robust that Slacker and I would need to tag-team it. We are sandwich eating ninjas. Just ask anyone from NEST '06 who watched me shovel down three feet of Alpo on a roll (an alleged "Philly Cheesesteak" from a disreputable delivery place) and live to tell the tale.

 

[slacker2114]

My dear Mexican brother, I must protest. There has never, ever, in the HISTORY OF PLANET EARTH been a sandwich so robust that Slacker and I would need to tag-team it. We are sandwich eating ninjas. Just ask anyone from NEST '06 who watched me shovel down three feet of Alpo on a roll (an alleged "Philly Cheesesteak" from a disreputable delivery place) and live to tell the tale.

Let's not forget the football shaped pile of faux bacon from the hotel at NEST '10 that sent you on a rampage, trampling 17 elderly people.

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

this thread is out of control.

that is all.


🙂

 

[CMartin]

Let's not forget the football shaped pile of faux bacon from the hotel at NEST '10 that sent you on a rampage, trampling 17 elderly people.

Visual Aide for This Weekend Using the Above Mentioned Feeding Frenzy - for those blissfully unaware people who need it - i.e. Skippy & BlackestL.

ASU - as himself

the hotel - as itself

Skippy and Blackest - the faux bacon

RobAce, Impaler (me), Koratsus, Bella, Kered, Slacker, Krazie, Natural, Tklee88, FAIL-guardian, FillthyWeasel, NG02, Euphoricy, Bruce, Desdemona, Aimee and any of the other attendees - the elderly people

"Here endeth the lesson....."

 

[natural tickler]

I just feel I should note that Natural has just been served. Twice. Double the service. Like two dudes on DoubleButler Island gettin worked over by a Siamese twin masseuse.

listen little man, I have not been served...at all...besides you are talking about Lily who will cease to exist after the tag team champions are finished with her

and one more thing...when I am done this weekend, not another soul will ever call me by a feminine name..EVER


and besides, are you talking from experience??

 

[BellaRisa]

when I am done this weekend, not another soul will ever call me by a feminine name...EVER

Um, Ethel Mae? I'm pretty sure that statement is an untruth

 

[slacker2114]

listen little man, I have not been served...at all...besides you are talking about Lily who will cease to exist after the tag team champions are finished with her

and one more thing...when I am done this weekend, not another soul will ever call me by a feminine name..EVER


and besides, are you talking from experience??

You getting a sex change so we start calling you by men's names, Bertha Rae?

 

[natural tickler]

Um, Ethel Mae? I'm pretty sure that statement is an untruth

how appropriate, the first person I am gonna make that a point to....

 

[natural tickler]

You getting a sex change so we start calling you by men's names, Bertha Rae?

silence you bearded billy goat, before I get the rifle and put two between the eyes😛

 

[slacker2114]

silence you bearded billy goat, before I get the rifle and put two between the eyes😛

I highly doubt that since Maria already proved you're afraid of anything that even looks like a gun.

 

[natural tickler]

I highly doubt that since Maria already proved you're afraid of anything that even looks like a gun.

afraid of NOTHING...get that thru your very thick head

 

[RobAce]

listen little man, I have not been served...at all...besides you are talking about Lily who will cease to exist after the tag team champions are finished with her

and one more thing...when I am done this weekend, not another soul will ever call me by a feminine name..EVER


and besides, are you talking from experience??

Usted debe saber que no entiendo muy bien el Inglés, la señora Teresa.

Rob

 

[slacker2114]

afraid of NOTHING...get that thru your very thick head

Except Lee. And water pistols. And squirrels.

 

[RobAce]

Except Lee. And water pistols. And squirrels.

And Cakes, Birthdays.......

Rob

 

[natural tickler]

Except Lee. And water pistols. And squirrels.

And Cakes, Birthdays.......

Rob

let's see...how to respond??

fuck both of yous....

that is all😛