best lines in a movie

[TicklingDuo]

I'm gonna have to check that Spinal Tap DVD out, Guitman. Thanks for the info.

Drew


How about in Airplane?: "Looks like I picked a bad time to quit drinking/smoking/sniffing glue"

 

[Dave2112]

Guitman, you're right. The DVD of Spinal Tap is hilarious even if you watch it with the commentary on.

"This amp goes to 11. When I need that extra push, I just turn the dial up. It's....one louder."

"Why don't you just make it go to 10 and make 10 louder?"

".....well......this one goes to 11..."😀

 

[eddieT]

"Out of Order! FUCK! Even in the future nothing works!" Spaceballs


For some reason, i am totally blanking out on other quotes, I'll think of more later 🙂

Ed

 

[TicklingDuo]

Also from Spinal Tap:
Concerning one of Nigels guitars -"It must never be played....No, don't look at it, don't even point at it"

Drew

 

[Carnes]

from American Beauty

Carolyn: I marvel at the fact that you can behave like this on the same day that you LOSE YOUR JOB!

Lester: Lose it? I didn't lose it; it's not like "Woops, where'd my job go?" I QUIT!

 

[Oddjob0226]

Actually, from Animal House, it's:

"Fat, DRUNK and stupid is no way to......"
( Now they tell me! )


Also,I kind of liked......

"It's the Stay-Puffed Marshmellow Man...." - GHOSTBUSTERS
( Lots of good lines in that one!)

"We have a blind date with Destiny, and it looks like she just ordered the lobster!" - MYSTERY MEN
(more good lines in that one...)


Groucho Marx (seeing a sexy woman sway her hips, passing him by) :
"That reminds me, I must get my watch fixed!" (A NIGHT IN CASABLANCA)


And one of my faves from a SILENT film...

"Do you understand the nature of an oath?"
"Oh, yes... I play Golf!" (Buster Keaton's "The High Sign")

 

[Strelnikov]

The Dolly Parton character in "Steel Magnolias":

"The best thing I can say about her is that all of her tattoos are spelled correctly."

MEOW!!!

Strelnikov

 

[General Zod]

Here's one from a ww2 movie Castle Keep It was a scene where sgt Rossi (Peter Falk)says to Bruce Dern "you mean you consiensously object to fornicating?"

 

[TicklingIsLife]

"With every man I kill, the farther away from home I feel."
-Saving Private Ryan

 

[TicklingDuo]

From Sudden Impact with Clint Eastwood, confronting thugs who are robbing a diner:


"We ain't just gonna let you walk outta here"
"We?"
"Yeah, Me, Smith and Wesson."

Drew

 

[Scooby112211]

"..."
-Charlie Chaplin

 

[tummyticklish01]

"Faith can move mountains, but it can't beat a faster draw"-old John Wayne movie, i forget which one

 

[Scooby112211]

"ahhhh! Why'd you have to hit me in the fucking ear?"
-Tyler Durden, Fight Club

"On a long enough timeline, everyone's survival rate drops to zero."
-Edward Norton...also Fight Club

"Big floppy donkey dick"
...k, that one's from the South Park Movie 😀

"So you seen that new Jedi, Dave? What a queerbie."
other Jedi in Episode 3 😉

 

[Alex Warfield]

This one came from some Clint Eastwood movie, can't remember which one. Clint and some black dude are in a restaurant, and when the waitress walks away after taking their orders, the black guy turns to Clint and says "I bet she don't know what's twelve inches long and white.......heh heh, Nothin'!"

 

[JoBelle]

How about any gingle line from O, Brother Where art Thou?

"You two are dumber than a bag of hammers." comes to mind right now, but this movie is a walking book of quotations. 🙂


Jo...love to quote more, but I'm terrible at it....anyone remember just how Everett commented on being "the only one unaffiliated in the car"??

 

[MadKalnod]

Wyatt Earp in "Tombstone":

"You done called down the thunder, Ike! From now on, if I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it! You run, Ike Clanton! You tell 'em The Law's comin'! You tell 'em I'm comin'!! An' Hell's comin' with me!!!"

 

[Cyrano]

Butch Cassidy and the SunDance Kid

"I can't swim!"
"What are you stupid? The fall is gonna kill you."

 

[Dave2112]

"So you seen that new Jedi, Dave? What a queerbie."
other Jedi in Episode 3 😉

"See? Another benefit to the lightsaber. You don't have to clean blood off of the blade..." - Dave to his Apprentice upon leaving a body-strewn room of gossiping Jedi in "Episode 7 - Katarn's Revenge"

😀 😀 😀

 

[TicklingDuo]

Another one from Tombstone:

"I'll be your Huckleberry"

Drew

 

[sceej56]

Animal House

From the much quoted "Animal House", John Belushi AKA Bluto, upon learnign he'd been explelled - "Seven years of college down the drain!".

Reprised years later in "Tommy Boy" by Chris Farley:

Farley: "Lots of people go to college for seven years ..."

David Spade: "Yes ... they're called doctors!"

 

[toyou444]

Among my favorites -->

Roman Guard about to decapitate Mel Brooks in History of the Worl Part I: "Goodbye head!"
Mel Brooks response: "Hello balls" followed by a quick kick to the baby makers!

"Get in my belly!" - Fat Bastard in Austin Powers II

"I told you if you ever touched me again I was going to kill you" Bruce Willis in The Last Boyscout (A LOT of good one liners in that one)

"No matter how pitiful my pleas of how horrible my screams do NOT unlock this door!" Dr. Frankstein in Young Frankstein...immediately followed by "Let me out of here, open the door! I was joking! Can't you people tell when someone is joking!"

Also, darn near anything in a Marx Bros. film!

OH! and this one "There a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, twould be a pity to harm yours" The princess Bride (Great film!)

and many, many more!

~ toyou

 

[Slappy McGee]

O' Brothwer Where Art Thou?.....

"she done R U N N O F T"


and like someone sauid.... anything from "the princess Bride"

 

[TicklingIsLife]

"I see dead people."
-The Sixth Sense

 

[Ovda]

"But I can wait. Untill the stars burn out."--The Prophecy

"When this baby hits 88 mph, You're going to see some serious sh*t" Back to the Future.

"Hello! Anybody home? Think, McFly! Think!" Back to the Future.

"Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the moon shines bright." The Wolfman

 

[Oddjob0226]

You know how these things go on?

"Well, around the butt, & up over the groin area."

"I know where they go, old timer, I just wanted to know, do I need pins, or fasteners?"

"Well, no. They got them tapettes already on there. It's self-contained and fairly explanitary." -Raising Arizona ( So MANY good lines in that one, or any Cohen Bros. film, just about. Sure, sure!)



"Mommy...baby wants to fuck..!" -Blue Velvet ( lots of lines in that one, too)


"All of this is far from over..." -Dead Again


"We're as close as two testicles in a scrotum!" -Salome's Last Dance


"Francis is busy; he's having his bath..."
"Oh, yeah, where are they hosing him down?" -Pee Wee's Big Adventure


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- Hot Shots Part Duex