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best lines in a movie
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kurchatovium
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"Good...Bad...I'm the guy with the gun." Ash (Bruce Campbell) "Army of Darkness"
"Oooooh, that's gotta hurt" Ash (Bruce Campbell) "Army of Darkness"
"Oooooh, that's gotta hurt" Ash (Bruce Campbell) "Army of Darkness"
TicklingDuo
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From The Blues Brothers Movie:
"Boy, You gonna look mighty funny eating corn on the cob with NO F**KING TEETH!"
Drew
"Boy, You gonna look mighty funny eating corn on the cob with NO F**KING TEETH!"
Drew
A couple of my favorites:
"If you want anything, just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't ya? You just put your lips together and blow" Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart in "To Have and Have Not"
"There is no spoon" The Matrix
"I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it Kramer?!?!" Airplane (a veritable cornucopia of quotes in that movie)
"But he's bona fide!" Oh Brother, Where Art Thou! (another fountain of mirth!)
Kimmie
"If you want anything, just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't ya? You just put your lips together and blow" Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart in "To Have and Have Not"
"There is no spoon" The Matrix
"I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it Kramer?!?!" Airplane (a veritable cornucopia of quotes in that movie)
"But he's bona fide!" Oh Brother, Where Art Thou! (another fountain of mirth!)
Kimmie
Finally thoguht of a few...this was making me nuts!!!
Insanity runs in my family. It practically Gallops! From Aresenic and Old Lace
Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever. The Godfather
One man's life touches so many others, when he's not there it leaves an awfully big hole. It's a Wonderful Life
It should take you four seconds to walk out that door. I'll give you two Breafast at Tiffanys
Jo
Insanity runs in my family. It practically Gallops! From Aresenic and Old Lace
Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever. The Godfather
One man's life touches so many others, when he's not there it leaves an awfully big hole. It's a Wonderful Life
It should take you four seconds to walk out that door. I'll give you two Breafast at Tiffanys
Jo
SmileyTkls
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Just a few from my twisted mind, pardon if they've already been stated:
"I drank...what?" - Socrates
"You got anything besides Mexican?" - Chevy Chase in "The Three Amigos," eating in a small Mexican village, but dropping everything out of his tortilla.
"Where's Goldfinger?" "Playing his golden harp." - Pussy Galore to James Bond, after Goldfinger is blown out a small airplane window.
"You always were a cunning linguist." - Moneypenny to Bond, while he's getting a lesson in a foreign tongue...
"If I were human, I believe my response would be 'Go to hell.' If I were human." - Spock, end of ST:VI.
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." - Ash, Evil Dead III: AOD.
Just a few, from many misspent hours. ;-)
Smiley
"I drank...what?" - Socrates
"You got anything besides Mexican?" - Chevy Chase in "The Three Amigos," eating in a small Mexican village, but dropping everything out of his tortilla.
"Where's Goldfinger?" "Playing his golden harp." - Pussy Galore to James Bond, after Goldfinger is blown out a small airplane window.
"You always were a cunning linguist." - Moneypenny to Bond, while he's getting a lesson in a foreign tongue...
"If I were human, I believe my response would be 'Go to hell.' If I were human." - Spock, end of ST:VI.
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." - Ash, Evil Dead III: AOD.
Just a few, from many misspent hours. ;-)
Smiley
TicklingDuo
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Happy Gilmore:
"I eat little pieces of sh*t like you for breakfest"
"You eat little pieces of sh*t?"
Drew
"I eat little pieces of sh*t like you for breakfest"
"You eat little pieces of sh*t?"
Drew
moriaritytk
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The Heist
Danny Devito (lying on the dock after a gun battle): Don't you want to hear my last words?
Gene Hackman (just before firing his gun): I just did.
Danny Devito (lying on the dock after a gun battle): Don't you want to hear my last words?
Gene Hackman (just before firing his gun): I just did.
TicklingIsLife
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"Put your trust in the Lord. Your ass belongs to me."
-The Shawshank Redemption
-The Shawshank Redemption
General Zod
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From AIRPLANE
Surley you can't be serious I am serious And don't call me Shirley From Young Frankenstein Igor "Saidagive give him a saidagive"
Surley you can't be serious I am serious And don't call me Shirley From Young Frankenstein Igor "Saidagive give him a saidagive"
"its an unlicensed boxing match,not a tickling competition"-turkish from SNATCH
"i haven`t been fucked like that since grade school"-marla from FIGHT CLUB
"you`re not your job...you`re not how much money you have in the bank...you`re not the car you drive...you`re not the contents of your wallet...you`re not your fucking khakis...you are the all singing all dancing crap of the world"-tyler durden also from FIGHT CLUB....he says other stuff but this is when he is looking right into the camera.
"i haven`t been fucked like that since grade school"-marla from FIGHT CLUB
"you`re not your job...you`re not how much money you have in the bank...you`re not the car you drive...you`re not the contents of your wallet...you`re not your fucking khakis...you are the all singing all dancing crap of the world"-tyler durden also from FIGHT CLUB....he says other stuff but this is when he is looking right into the camera.
TicklingDuo
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From Back to the Future:
"Doc, What happens to us in the future? Do we become a**holes?"
Drew
"Doc, What happens to us in the future? Do we become a**holes?"
Drew
It should have been in the movie
In the Star Trek movie where the Enterprise goes back to twentieth century San Fransisco. At the end of the movie where they are back to the 25th century and Capt. Kirk is being honored they should have said, "You did a whale of a job."
In the Star Trek movie where the Enterprise goes back to twentieth century San Fransisco. At the end of the movie where they are back to the 25th century and Capt. Kirk is being honored they should have said, "You did a whale of a job."
TicklingIsLife
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"Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?"
- Happy Gilmore
- Happy Gilmore
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Scene from The Last Boy Scout:
High speed chase ends when the pursuing car full of thugs goes airborne and lands upside down in a backyard swimming pool.
Homeowner: "Do you think anyone's alive in there?"
Bruce Willis shoots the shit out of the side of the car.
Willis: "Not any more."
Strelnikov
High speed chase ends when the pursuing car full of thugs goes airborne and lands upside down in a backyard swimming pool.
Homeowner: "Do you think anyone's alive in there?"
Bruce Willis shoots the shit out of the side of the car.
Willis: "Not any more."
Strelnikov
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There can be only one
From the dawn of time we came moving silently down through the centuries living many secret lives. Struggling to reach the time of the Gathering when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among...Until know.--Highlander
Why does the sun come up? Or are the stars just pin holes in the curtain of night? Who knows? But what I do know is that because you were born different, men will fear you. Try to drive like the people of your village.--Highlander
From the dawn of time we came moving silently down through the centuries living many secret lives. Struggling to reach the time of the Gathering when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among...Until know.--Highlander
Why does the sun come up? Or are the stars just pin holes in the curtain of night? Who knows? But what I do know is that because you were born different, men will fear you. Try to drive like the people of your village.--Highlander
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"They say there's just enough religion in the world to make men hate each other but not enough to make them love."
Deniro as Louis Cypher, ANGEL HEART
"World war this, world war that -- Oh, we're obviously killing much more efficiently, but we're still killing! I wouldn't buy a gun even if I could. The first man to raise a fist is the first man to run out of ideas."
Malcolm McDowell as H.G. Wells, TIME AFTER TIME
"Long live the new flesh."
James Woods as Max, VIDEODROME
"I don't know. . . maybe it was Utah."
Cage as H.I., RAISING ARIZONA
". . . millions of people happy. . ."
Kermit the Frog as himself, contemplating moving to Hollywood, THE MUPPET MOVIE
Deniro as Louis Cypher, ANGEL HEART
"World war this, world war that -- Oh, we're obviously killing much more efficiently, but we're still killing! I wouldn't buy a gun even if I could. The first man to raise a fist is the first man to run out of ideas."
Malcolm McDowell as H.G. Wells, TIME AFTER TIME
"Long live the new flesh."
James Woods as Max, VIDEODROME
"I don't know. . . maybe it was Utah."
Cage as H.I., RAISING ARIZONA
". . . millions of people happy. . ."
Kermit the Frog as himself, contemplating moving to Hollywood, THE MUPPET MOVIE
TicklingIsLife
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"You."
-Analyze This
-Analyze This
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"Fools aren't born, Pongo. Pretty girls make them in their spare time."--101 Dalmations (live action movie) Ain't it the truth
"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks!" Hellraiser: Bloodline
"Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it."--Batman Returns
"Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound if it."--Batman
"Will you decide who will live and who will die? It could be that in the sight of Heaven you are more worthless and less fit to live than millions like this man's child."--A Christmas Carol
"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks!" Hellraiser: Bloodline
"Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it."--Batman Returns
"Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound if it."--Batman
"Will you decide who will live and who will die? It could be that in the sight of Heaven you are more worthless and less fit to live than millions like this man's child."--A Christmas Carol
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"Get off my plane!" -- Air Force One
"You turned me into a drug dealer!" -- Bedazzled
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid." -- A Christmas Story
"You mean you want us to lie? Okay." -- Summer School
"Why didn't anyone tell me my ass is so big?!" -- Spaceballs
"...until I was 12 and that no-talent ass-clown started making records." -- Office Space
The Rhythm Doctor
"You turned me into a drug dealer!" -- Bedazzled
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid." -- A Christmas Story
"You mean you want us to lie? Okay." -- Summer School
"Why didn't anyone tell me my ass is so big?!" -- Spaceballs
"...until I was 12 and that no-talent ass-clown started making records." -- Office Space
The Rhythm Doctor
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"Laugh it up, fuzzball."---Han Solo in Star Wars
"It's good to be the king!"---Mel Brooks in History of the World Part I
"In a sluggish economy, never fuck with another man's livelihood."---Vito the killer pimp in Risky Business
"I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."---Arnold Schwarzenager (spelling?) from ?????
"That's sorta social. Demented and sad, but social"---Judd Nelson in The Breakfast Club.
"It's good to be the king!"---Mel Brooks in History of the World Part I
"In a sluggish economy, never fuck with another man's livelihood."---Vito the killer pimp in Risky Business
"I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."---Arnold Schwarzenager (spelling?) from ?????
"That's sorta social. Demented and sad, but social"---Judd Nelson in The Breakfast Club.
