Big Ugly Jerk answers your questions!

[MayDay1]

I'm feeling rather bored lately so I figure why not answer whatever questions you may have running around in your noggin. Go ahead! Ask me anything! Should be fun! Or at least it should be fun for me but annoying and aggravating for you.

So what's on your mind?

 

[alf1]

Yes funny idea 😀
Err.....so....well have you some extra powers ???

 

[MayDay1]

Why yes I do! I have the incredible ability to tell instantly whether it's a dolphin or a porpoise. This only comes in handy at Sea World

Oh yeah, and if I so desire I can blink my eyes and the planet will explode. Don't make me use it!

 

[Iluv2Btickled]

*Giggles* hee hee...

 

[cosquillero1]

I have question about of language, what mean jerk?, remember spanish is my native language.

 

[alf1]

Is that not a dance name ??

 

[cosquillero1]

Is that not a dance name ??

I don't know alf, i don't use that word, because i don't know what mean it.

 

[SyDemon1]

I have a question. How do you think mankind will survive when our sun expires some billions of years in the future?

 

[MayDay1]

I have question about of language, what mean jerk?, remember spanish is my native language.

A jerk is a descriptive term for someone who is less than a delightful person to be around. It's a G rating term for a cock bite, ass hole, or dick head.
And yes it is indeed a dance. I believe it originated in the 50's around the same time as "devil music".

 

[MayDay1]

I have a question. How do you think mankind will survive when our sun expires some billions of years in the future?

We ain't gonna make it that far. Ozone depletion, cutting down rainforests, the polar ice caps melting, Dubya, or simply an asteroid the size of Belgium will do us in loooooonggg before the sun ever does.
Depressed now?

 

[MayDay1]

*Giggles* hee hee...

That's not a question, gawddammit!

 

[cosquillero1]

So jerk is close to stupid?, or i'm not close to the idea.

 

[MayDay1]

Two different things. I believe your word for jerk would be pendeho (sp?) if I'm not mistaken. I want to use Bill O'Reilly as an example of a jerk but I'm afraid you may not know who that is.

 

[cosquillero1]

Two different things. I believe your word for jerk would be pendeho (sp?) if I'm not mistaken. I want to use Bill O'Reilly as an example of a jerk but I'm afraid you may not know who that is.

Maybe nixxon is better to me, because i know who is he. Ok pendejo is something like stupid in spanish language (estupido aprox. pendejo = jerk) 🙂. Now, i believe that understood it. Thanks you MayDay, for to help me with it 🙂.

 

[cosquillero1]

You need to correct your avatar's slogan, i don't think that it fit for you, but for others members.

 

[MayDay1]

Is this one better?

 

[alf1]

You need to correct your avatar's slogan, i don't think that it fit for you, but for others members.

Wow i just realised what u wrote cosquillero haha 😀

 

[Iluv2Btickled]

*giggles* hee hee... soo what you gonna do about it Mayday? You gonna be a jerk to a young giggling very ticklish girl? 😉

 

[MayDay1]

*giggles* hee hee... soo what you gonna do about it Mayday? You gonna be a jerk to a young giggling very ticklish girl? 😉

I may have to use my super power, and not the one about the dolphins........

 

[MayDay1]

Wow i just realised what u wrote cosquillero haha 😀

You know what he meant! Give the guy a break. English isn't his first language. It is quite the hilarious Freudian slip, though.

 

[alf1]

You know what he meant! Give the guy a break. English isn't his first language. It is quite the hilarious Freudian slip, though.

Well after re reading in fact, and english is not my first language too.
It's not for laughing of cosquillero .......after all maybe yes hahaha....no no i'm kidding !!!

 

[cosquillero1]

Wow i just realised what u wrote cosquillero haha 😀

I would know that you would understand it alf, you're a really smart guy to my concept 🙂. MayDay this phrase fit you, i like it 🙂.

 

[alf1]

Hola Amigo cosquillero !!!

 

[cosquillero1]

Hola mi buén amigo alf, pleasure to me in greets you.

 

[Faramir]

Why is there air? 😀